OH MY GROD, THREE CHAPTERS, ONE DAY. HOW INSANE CAN IT GET? Lol, I am so freakin' bored, so I'm writing another chapter. OH, THANK YOU, MY TWO REVEIWERS! Okay, now onto our second order of business. I, Beautiful-Squidward, do not own the characters of this story, excluding those two I told you about all ready, but I do own the plot.
Once outside Luigi's house, the gang realized they didn't get any closer to the Shadow Man's evil layer. "Hey Sheik, how the heck are we supposed to get up there? I mean not even the awesome power of a FALCON PAWNCH! could bring us up there!" Captain Falcon asked. "Well, we could fly." Suggested Link. "Yeah, because I have secret wings down the back of my shirt." Sheik commented, sarcastically. "Really? Can I see?" Luigi asked. Sheik mentally face palmed…again. "No Luigi, I don't have wings down my shirt." Captain Falcon cleared his throat "I could check…" "OH GAWD FALCON, THIS STORY IS SUPPOSED TO BE RATED K+! DO YOU THINK KIDS AS YOUNG AS NINE WOULD WANT TO READ SOMETHING AS INAPROPRETE AS THAT!" Sheik shouted. "Fine… pretend I didn't say anything." Falcon replied. Luigi, oblivious to what just happened, said "So how are we gonna get up there?" When a tragic sight for Sheik and Link came.
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It was professional creeper, Tingle, the middle aged man who thinks he's a fairy. "Curse these assist trophies…" Sheik mumbled. "I can't help eavesdrop, but I here you guys need help getting up to the clouds. Luckily since I am a fairy I can fly!" Tingle cheered. "Tingle, you do notice you fly because there is a hot air balloon on your back, not because you're a fairy." Sheik said. Tingle looked back. "Oh! When did that get there?" "Hey Sheik, is the creepy fairy gonna help us or can a Falcon Punch him in the face?" Captain Falcon asked. Sheik rolled her eyes. "Falcon, he's not really a fairy-" "Sheik! You're gonna hurt the fairy's feelings!" Luigi said. While Sheik was trying to explain to Luigi and Falcon that he was NOT a fairy and Captain Falcon could NOT punch him, Link was arranging flights to the clouds with Tingle. "So do you think you could fly us up to the clouds before it gets dark?" Link asked. "Yes, Tingle would be glad to! But of course, you'd have to pay a small price." "How much?" "9001 Rupees." "WHAT? 9001 Rupees? That's over nine thousand!" (A/N: lol I had to do that…) "You see, Link, I live off of Rupees. That's why I have the game Tingle's Rosy Rupee Land." "But that was only released in Japan!" "And Europe!" To break up the extensive line of dialogue and fourth wall breaking, Sheik walked over. "Link," Sheik said. "Is Tingle giving us a ride or what?" "Only if we give him 9001 Rupees." "Stupid Creeper" Sheik thought. "Why does it cost so much for us to get a ride from him?" Then Luigi waltzed over. "Hey guys what's up?" "Not us, unless we get 9001 Rupees." Link replied. "I only have these coins I got on my adventures with Mario." Luigi held up a small bag of change. "Hey wait," Sheik said, changing the topic. "Where's Falcon?" "Oh, I left him over there." Luigi said. "LUIGI!" Sheik yelled. "Why the heck would you do that? He'll destroy EVERYTHING!" And Sheik ran over, leaving everyone else awkwardly standing there
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When Sheik got to where Luigi had left Falcon, she immediately wished that the people she was traveling with weren't such idiots. There were holes in the ground, a forest fire, and what looked like a dead body. "Falcon, what the-" "Don't worry Sheik, he's just unconscious." Falcon said. "WHY DID YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING?" Sheik yelled. "It wasn't everything…" "THE FOREST IS ON FIRE! THERE IS A DEAD GUY ON THE GROUND-" "Still unconscious," "AND LUIGI LEFT YOU HERE FOR LIKE, TEN SECONDS!" "Actually, It was a minute and a half." "Falcon, next time, DON'T DESTROY EVERY FREAKIN' THING YOU SEE!" Sheik grabbed his ear and pulled him over to Tingle.
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While Link tried to haggle the price of the ride, Luigi, Falcon, and Sheik stood farther away. Sheik gave them both the evil eye. They both were thinking the same thing which was "We are gonna freakin' die" Then, Link ran up to them excitedly. "Hey guys! Tingle lowered his price for only 500 Rupees! So we can go up now!" Silently, everyone filled into tingles balloon, and in five minutes, they were on a cloud. When they got down, Tingle shouted "Just call me if you ever need to fly!" They walked into a conviently located hotel, rented a room, and went to bed.
A/N: Poor Falcon and Luigi. They're probably gonna fall asleep terrified. Moral of this chapter: Don't mess with Sheik. Oh and sorry about Zelda not being in this chapter. Spoiler Alert! She won't be in the next one either. But don't worry! After that there will be more Zelda! Well, um…Bye!