A/N: Sorry about not updating I've been crazy busy with things and when I wasn't busy I was play Pokémon SoulSilver (gosh I love that game…) and QWOP (again, I love that game.) And then I did things. OH I wanted to tell you that Zelda isn't in this chaper, but she'll be back. The reaaso for her absence this chapter is Sheik needs to torture Luigi and Falcon. And that's what you missed on…gLee!
lol no, I don't like gLee…
AND NOW TO OUR DISCLAIMER! .
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Everyone was asleep. Or at least it seemed that way. Sheik was up, plottoing revenge on those too. Hmmm… Sheik thought. I could do many things too them, but which one works best? Sheik flipped to page 345. An evil grin sprouted across her face. Perfect. She thought, as she grabbed Link's phone (A/N: I'm surprised he owns one, because, you know, he doesn't talk much.)
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Luigi opened his eyes to what is called morning. It's when the sun is up and you eat breakfast. Scared, Luigi looked around himself to see whatever Sheik did to him, to see how bad it was. Nothing! Nothing at all! Luigi sa up in bed, confused. Around then Captian Falcon was also waking up. He had the same reaction as Luigi when he discovered he had made it through the noght un-pranked. They got out of bed, and for a moment they were right next to eachother. Just then, Sheik appeared right behind them, but they didn't notice until Sheik was already handcuffing them. "Waa! Sheik-a! What are you-a doing?" Luigi shrieked. "I'm pranking you." Sheik respned. "HAH! That's the best prank you got?" Falcon snorted. "This isn't the whole prank." Sheik said. "It should be finished once our visitor arraives. Just then, a tierd Link appriched Sheik. "Sheik, have you seen my phone?" Sheik dropped it into Link's hands. "Now go make me breakfast." Sheik commaned, than walked away. "WAIT!" Falcon replied. "WHO WAS THAT DIRECTED TOO?"
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At around 9:15 am, there was a knock on the hotel room door. "I'll get it!" Sheik yelled and pushed Luigi and Falcon out of the way. Two minutes later, Sheik ran into the kitche and grabbed Link. Finnally, they both came out, Link holding ropes and Sheik holding something behind her back. "Okay guys, you can do this the easy way or the hard way." Sheik stated rather micheviously. Falcon raised his hand that wasn't handcuffed. "Is there a medium-rank difficulty?" Sheik rolled her eyes. "No Falcon, there is not." "Darn it. THEN WE CHOSE THE HARD WAY!" Luigi whined "No Falcon! Not-a the hard way!" But It was too late. Sheik kicked them ino chairs and Link tied them. "Say hello to your new friend!" Sheik said, and reveiled a glass jar from behind her bqack, with a floating blue fairy inside. "I don't-a get it. Why is this a-bad?" Luigi asked. "Because this, my friends, is Navi, and he will follow you around and annoy you until you have no sanity left." Sheik answered. (A/N: If you haven't heard Navi's annoyingness, go to .com/watch?v=duRO3noyAKU&feature=related Try listing to THAT for 10 minutes! :() )
A/N: Sorry this chapter was short and like half of it was A/Ns, but I'm preparing for the next chapter. UP SOOOOOON!1!