CAMILISOUS FOREVER!

Cam: I feel violated
Lili: Why?
Cam: I just figured out how to pronounce Camilisous… O_o


Lili: *Burp*
Cam: You call yourself a woman?


Abcde's brother, Cameron: *burp*
Lili: You call yourself a woman?
Abcde's brother: Man, I feel like a woman.


Some random person: OMIGOSH! It's Riley Bacon!
Cam: No, I'm Cameron…
Random person: Oh… *walks away*
Lili: Riley Bacon?


Lili: Hold hands with the player opposite…
Cam: *Looks at Abcde's brother who's the player opposite* I'm gonna need to sign a waiver…


Cam: Sigh


Cam: 114 kids
Lili: We only have 113 kids


Lili and Cam's eldest daughter: Over 300 kids
Lili: We only have 113 kids


Cam: You're a miracle worker.
Lili: Thanks, but I prefer the term freak, with a 'Ph'


Lili: You know that I'm a crazy b*tch, I do what I want when I feel like it!
Cam: That doesn't make you a crazy b*tch, it makes you nba
Lili: *silence*
Cam: Nba, natural bad a$$


I hope I made you laugh.
Peace, Love, Phantom,

PhantomPhan67
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