"…So do you understand?" the woman asked, staring down at the girl.
She nodded, and the woman handed her a piece of thin, delicate material and a small pointy object.
Paper, pen. Paper. Paaaaay-per. Pay-pir. Piiiiiiiiiir.
Noticing that she was beginning to drift off, the woman cleared her throat loudly, gesturing to the document.
"Please sign at the bottom, and read quickly if you don't mind. An explosion just went off, and I'd like to get some work done before the souls start flooding in."
Read? Ree-eed. I can do that.
The pale girl nodded again, looking back down.
FORM 1
STANDARD FORM OF RENTAL AGREEMENT
Pursuant to Section 9(1) of the Rental of Residential Property Act,
hereinafter called "the Act," and section 3 of the Regulations
I. THIS AGREEMENT MADE this 6,0876,875,856 day, 3rd age
BETWEEN:
Unnamed female human
(Name)
hereinafter called the LESSOR
Earth, Milky way galaxy, 3rd dimension, Universe 17
(Street Address and Post Office Box where applicable)
(Soul Number(s))
(Yet to be decided by Lessor)
(Name(s))
hereinafter called the LESSEE(s).
II. In consideration of the mutual benefits and promises herein, THE PARTIES AGREE THAT:
1. The lessor will rent to the lessee and the lessee will rent from the lessor the following residential premises:
1 female, Single body
5'11, Fully functional limbic system/nervous system/skeletal structure/cardio system/ventelation, etc.
95.5 % Portion of conscious control
located at Earth, Milky way galaxy, 3rd dimension
(where applicable)
The Superintendent or Property Manager of the residential premises (if different from the lessor) is
The Boss
(Name)
Building 1212121212121221, Afterdeath recieval.
(Street Address and Post Office Box where applicable)
1230-1203-3789-8764-3445-3345-4456-4322-6543-6643-5643-6786-8765-432-5667-7887-1345-5665-1232-2211-2356-5444-3433-5644-3324-3224-4543-5554-9870-0756-33446-6757-7654-7654-7765-3432-5196
(Telephone Number(s))
2. This agreement is to begin on the 6,0876,875,856 day, 3rd age and end on the day of departure or recall.
3. The lessee will pay rent at the following rate:
7 live days per week.
The first payment of rent is due on the 7th day of each week.
Payments shall be delivered/mailed to subconscious, further directions through 6th sense.
Please note: the Lessee is not responsible for premature departure, spirit/soul displacement, damage to physical/mental/emotional/spiritual well-being. Maintenance of corporeal body will be kept by Lessor. The Lessee will provide arrangements in eventual departure of the Lessor. This is an untested soul departure method. The by signing this document, the Lessor claims full responsibility for his/her corporeal body. If the Lessor has any complaints, He/She may feel free to contact the Lessee after departure. Preffered departure methods pertain to old age, illness, or otherwise unconscious forms. Results may vary. Contract is non-renewable.
She bent down to sign the paper, pleased with the deal.
Then she realized that she didn't have a name yet.
Oh well. It can't be that important.
She wrote a big, swirling Q, directly over the dotted line. It seemed a nice a letter as any.
The Boss nodded, and took back the document. She placed it carefully on the desk, perfectly parrelel with her little square lamp. She pulled alarge, rubber stamp from her desk. From where the girl was sitting, it looked like it said ".GNIVIL".
"Very well. Are you ready?"
The girl smiled.
"I am."
"Good. Thank you for coming, have a nice day."
The stamp came down.
WHUMP.
Once again, the Boss was alone in the office. She sat back down on her swivel chair, and sighed at the pile of paperwork before her.
It's going to be a long millenia. I should have worn my comfy shoes.
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Sorry it was so short! Don't worry, finally going to get the story started next chapter. ^_^ Keep reading, and REVIEW if you'd like it to continue! 8D