Chapter 2:
Ok so I'm a little lazy what the hell sue me.
I waited a week from when I got the orders to protect them. I mean how could I know people were trying to kill them every other day.
When I finally got bored of protecting no one I tried doing surveillance at their house but all I could get was:
"Its weird talking to a pregnant woman about sex"
"Well how do you think I got pregnant Paige?"
"Ugh"
I was planning on waiting until a demon attack and then just pop up and save their lives. But I don't think I could live through more of this.
But what could I do? So I waited and waited.
Finally the answer to my prayers;
"Demon, demon, demon, demon. Get the potion!" Ugh FINALLY!
I pop into their house and a tracer demon was there. Phoebe was fumbling in her pockets for a spell while Paige was getting ready to throw the potion.
Are these witches never prepared? "Hey Dickwad!" I call to the demon, he growls and turns around, just as he does I am tackled to the ground by Phoebe.
"What the hell are you doing? I was just about to get him!" I whisper in her ear.
"Yeah well it didn't look like it!"
I jump up, pulling Phoebe up with me and conjure a fireball, and throw it at the demon.
He disappears in a big ball of flame. That's my favorite part.
"Ok, who are you?" asks Paige.
"The name's Jane, Jane Hudson." Blowing my finger and putting it into my imaginary holster. "I got told that you need protecting, I'm your girl." I said.
They were all staring at me like I was some weirdo that just appeared in their house, killed something and then just acted like they were best friends… Oh right.
"Family meeting!" Yelled Piper.
Ugh I knew this was going to happen, I would come, save their lives and they would treat me like an alien. Well they are witches.
But then just as I was about to listen in on their conversation, I got a message from my boss at the CIA he is the one who tell me who to look after, but you see, he communicates with me through my brain. And it is really, really annoying because you cannot think about anything bad about him during one of these invasions of my brain, because he can hear it all. Dick.
Jane,
What boss?
I need you to look after some more people
Are you fucking kidding me I just started looking after the Charmed ones and now you want me to look after someone else
Well first; no swearing
Sorry
Second; it is not my fault that you are only meeting with them now. I gave you the information about them a week ago. So now I am giving you someone else.
Nah nah nah la la la nah nah nah. (Pause) Damn it did you hear that?
Yes.
Damn.
See number one.
Yes boss
Third; it is not just someone it is someone's. They are Vampires, and a girl who has stupidly fallen in love with one of them, and the Vampire has stupidly fallen for her as well.
Hey! They are in love your just jealous.
He watches her sleep
Whoa ok that is weird. I'll talk to him about it when I get there. But not right now ok tomorrow, I still have to talk with the sisters.
Well ok. Goodnight Jane
Yeah, yeah you too.
By the time I snap out of my daze the sisters are looking at me. "Jane" says Piper. By the looks on their faces it wasn't the first time they had said it.
"Yeah" I say.
"Look, we appreciate the offer but we are doing fine on our own so thanks but no thanks" said Paige.
"But I just totally killed a demon, in like 5 seconds. What's your record huh? And I help with your normal lives as well. C'mon just give me one chance. Please?"
*sigh* "Alright" said Phoebe after a long pause. "How do we contact you if we are in trouble?"
I hear a small "Phoebe" said by someone but she did not change her look.
"Just say my name, I'll hear." I said.
"Ok, we'll call." Said Phoebe.
I figured if they did not call in a week I would come and invade on their lives again.
Oh well, it's my job.
I teleported home, I had a history test to study for,
And I had to read up on vampires.
Hope you like it, sort of just wrote it as I went along.
Sincerely
Tinman