Chapter 5

BTW I have forgotten to put all those disclaimers and everything so SORRY! So from now on know that I do NOT want to take all the credit everything belongs to their respective writers. I own nothing but the plot.

Just a little background information before I go back to the exciting story.

I live in the world that you guys all live in, the one where absolutely no magic is born into the world, apart from me.

This world is my 'Home' but this world is also the world that every world is linked to. So every TV show, every book or movie that was ever written they all live in separate worlds. Understand?

So if I really wanted to I could visit the world of the 'Very hungry caterpillar' but children's books are the most boring ones.

I mean can you imagine going to a world where all you do is watch a caterpillar eat stuff?

So if I'm in a really depressed mood I could go to the world "Terminator" and shoot robots or whatever, I could never really get into that movie.

Or if I feel like singing I could go visit Ohio and sing with the 'New Directions Glee Club' there're really fun to hang around. But that Rachel kid, GOD she's annoying.

So you know it rocks to be me. Just thought you guys might want to get a bit more information, being the very generous person that I am.

Anyway…

Back to the story!

SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!

What the hell is she doing here?

(Oh right I was supposed to be protecting Bella)

Hmmm I could attack her and force the truth out of her. But that might wake up Bella.

Maybe its time to let the cat out of the bag. I could send a thought to Edward making him think that Bella is in danger (which she is) and then, oh I don't know!

I could just pretend to be asleep and see what she wants, maybe she doesn't want to kill Bella just yet, maybe she has bigger plans.

As I watch her go across the room she goes looking in the wardrobe for something, I wonder what the hell could be in the closet.

Then she pulls out a really heavy baseball bat out of the wardrobe.

Oh

EDWARD! I shout mentally. I could see him running as fast as he can back to Bella's house, he must've gotten the gist of the message.

As Victoria (I had read up on my vampires) reached the bed I jump out of bed and rugby tackled her.

Shit this chick was hard! (Not like that you sick minded freaks)

Bella woke up, took one look at Victoria and me struggling on the floor and instantly looked around for Edward, well at least I think that was what she was doing.

I was, however preoccupied with Vikki over here.

Even with my super strength I was having trouble. She was one strong chick. But nearing the end of our little bitch fight I ripped her arm off as she was clawing my face and she screeched in pain.

Before her arm could crawl back to her I hissed at her,

"You should stop trying to hurt Bella or next time I will actually kill you." You see I don't like killing people, well, vampires. I just don't like it. I mean I will kill if someone's life is in danger but really most people just need a really good threat.

So I conjure a lighter in my pajama pocket, pull it out, and start clicking the gas button.

She got out of there real fast after that so fast in fact that she left her arm behind. EW!

I get up off the floor and looked at Bella. Edward had just arrived (just in time) and Bella was wrapped in Edward's arms protectively and they were both staring at me incredulously.

"Hey guys what's up?" I asked. And picked up the arm that way lying there and threw it out the window.

Edward was the first to recover "Jane, I think you had better explain yourself."

"Edward, I was just about to do that. But I think I had better explain in front of your whole family though this could concern them in the future, and there is no doubt that you have told them about me." I said in a sort of jokingly way.

" well… no I haven't because I was around Bella all day." He said.

"Well then, we had better get right over there shouldn't we." I said. I thought this family was tight.

"Right well I can't carry you and Bella so uh…" Edward looked inquiringly "can you make your own way to my house?"

"Haha right, sure. See you there!" I say and then 'blink' out to the Cullen's house.

The small one of the family was waiting outside.

"Who are you?" she said and she looked kinda angry I think she was the future seer and I guess she wasn't used to being surprised. (the device was blocking her seeing future me)

"Well… I'll tell you when Edward and Bella come back." I said not wanting to repeat myself by telling it to everyone one by one.

"But Edward was supposed to go hunting," she glared at me "What is going on?"

"Ugh we had I surprise visit from Victoria ok?" I confess.

"But I didn't see her." And then her gaze went blank I guess she was looking into the future but maybe she was just spacing out. I can't tell the difference.

But while I was trying to figure out what she was doing Edward and Bella arrived.

"Yeah now the party can begin! Alright uhh Edward can you snap your 'sister' out of her trance and lead the way inside?" I said ready to get this over with.

Edward lightly touched 'future seer's' arm and murmured something I couldn't hear. And started walking inside with Bella. 'future seer' woke up and followed them, and with a quick scan of the surrounding forest I went inside too.

Their house was AMAZING it was like everyone's dream home I would gladly give up my powers just to live in house. W O W!

"Everyone we have a visitor." Said Edward in a normal voice but apparently everyone heard him because in ones and twos they started coming into the room and sitting at the table. They must have super hearing.

"Carlisle was working the night shift but he should be home soon." Said the oldest looking of the bunch, "I'm Esme by the way." I was guessing she was the 'mother'

They then went around and said their names.

"Jasper." Said the blond boy with a lot of scars. He was sitting next to 'future seer'

"Alice." So that was her name! She was short with short crazy hair.

"Emmett" Said the massively buff one.

"Rosalie" She was sitting next to Emmett and was stunningly beautiful like more than the rest.

"I already know you two!" I said looking at Edward and Bella. Edward looked at me strangely but Bella (since we were friends) smiled.

But I think if we weren't friends she would be looking at me like I was an alien.

Just then I could hear a car on the long driveway. "And this" (knowing that they could hear what I could hear) "must be…."

But as he stepped through the door I stopped short and stared at him.

Without helping it I started laughing.

Carlisle took one unbelieving look at me and I could see him mouthing the word Jane.

Then he started laughing with me.

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