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"How are you old man?" I said once I had finished laughing. I was about 2 seconds away from jumping into his arms.

'Alright,' Carlisle said then he paused 'Old man? How many bodies has it been? I almost didn't recognize you, but you still have the same facial expression.' He then mimicked my face as he came through the door.

I started laughing and he joined in.

'I can see you've been busy' I said looking around at his family. They all had shocked expressions except Alice. She still looked infuriated. She obviously had not seen this.

'I see you've already met the family.' Carlisle said waving a hand at his family.

'Carlisle what's going on? Who is she?' Rosalie looked curious.

Carlisle sighed and went to go sit at the head of the table, since when have vampires needed to sit, I don't know. Maybe they were just used to acting human.

'Well' Carlisle said, 'we met each other when I was with the Volturi.' Edward and Bella went to go sit at the table next to Alice.

I remained standing, there were no more seats at the table.

'When I joined them Jane was already good friends with Aro and Marcus. But for some reason that I have never found out she hated Caius with a passion. She would play childish tricks on him and the others just thought they were hilarious.

Jane was the only one I have known to be friends and actually talk to Marcus without him looking bored or her running away screaming when he gave her a pointed look.

I always thought she was a vampire because well she was living with them. But I had always wondered why her birthdays were more celebrated then others. And then I realized that she was growing.

I wanted to talk to her but in some ways she was with the popular crowd of the Volturi and I was, well not so popular.'

It was weird hearing Carlisle's version of what happened. I didn't realize that I was popular with the Volturi, and just between you and me, I had always looked up to Carlisle. He taking a different approach to lets call it 'Vampireism.'

He would refuse to drink with the others and go out hunting by himself.

I look around the table again. Everyone was captivated by Carlisle story. Except Bella…. She had fallen asleep on Alice's shoulder, and Alice was stroking her hair absentmindedly as she listened to the story.

'I finally got to talk to Jane on one of her birthdays, I think it was her 18th.' Carlisle continued. 'But she had had a little to drink, and it was hard to actually talk to her.'

My harsh laughter cut through the silence. 'A little?' I have to consume twice as much alcohol from a normal human to become a little tipsy. But everyone else there was drinking blood so all the booze was left to me. I was a little rowdy back then, what would you have done?

'I had consumed almost all of their supply of wine.' I said. 'Every time the humans had to bring presents to the Volturi they always brought wine and they just stored it all, they couldn't drink it. Aro said to help myself, but I don't think he meant all of it, and I only realized it after I had drunken all of it' I said sheepishly.

Carlisle smiled at the memory.

'Hey! Your Carrrrlisle, I love you, I lurrrrrrrrrve you this much, your so handsome and pretty.' Carlisle mocked as he imitated my voice.

'Hey I do not remember saying that!'

'But then you proceeded to throw up on my shoes.' Carlisle continued as if I had not said anything.

'I took you back upstairs to your room and you all but collapsed onto the bed and fell asleep instantly.' Carlisle said.

Edward looked at me in disgust. Like he thought that I still binged drink and throw up on stranger's shoes.

'Hey asshole,' I said looking at him, 'at least I don't stalk people and watch them sleep!'

Edward gave Bella a look, but she was still asleep on Alice's shoulder. He then turned to me and gave me this look like I was wrong to accuse him of watching people sleep.

'Whatever' I said

'So you were sent from the Volturi to spy on us for them?' Rosalie said starting to rise.

'Nah I got kicked out… Continue with the story Carlisle!' Rosalie sat back down and everyone turned to Carlisle again.

'Well the next day Jane approached me and apologized for her behavior. We started talking until she looked at her watch and then interrupted me mid sentence.

"Do you want to see something cool?" she had said. So I nodded and followed her to Caius's chambers. We hid in his wardrobe and she started counting down. 5…4…3…2...1 and on the one Caius came into the room.

I gave her this look like "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" and she just smiled and pointed through the crack of the doors.

Caius had walked to a mirror. He took a look around him, but no one would be stupid enough to go into Caius's chambers… oh wait.

He pushed the mirror and I realized it was a door. I never saw what was behind the mirror because as soon as he opened it, blue paint exploded into his face.

A low growl had risen in his throat until it was deafening "" Jane next to me was shaking with laughter. I myself had to fight to keep a little chuckle from escaping my lips.

He ran out of the room and Jane stepped out of the wardrobe. "How FUCKING amazing was that?"

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