I have decided to stop making promises as to when the next chapter will come. It will come wheather it takes a year or a day. And its true, reviews do remind me to write the next chapter because they send that little email, then im like 'oh fanfiction, I better write another chapter.'

AND I may have just noticed that jane and scary pain loving vampire jane have the same name. SO I have decided to cut SPLV jane out of this story. Alec now has SPLV powers as well as his own.

Emmett looked at me in admiration, and everyone else let out a chuckle, even Edward. Bella was still asleep though.

"Wait, you exploded paint onto one of the worlds scariest vampires?' said Emmett.

"why yes, yes I did." I pretended to polish my nails on my shirt.

Alice had stopped looking at me like I had killed her cat and started looking at like I was a hero.

"Continue with the story Carlisle!" Alice pestered.

"Well after we had run from his chambers, we sat in my room laughing.

'I have another one planned, this one will be the best prank, the prank to top off all pranks, not even written down because it is so… pranky. Are you in?' Jane was sitting cross legged on my desk still smiling from the paint bomb.

'Well I don't know, in case you hadn't noticed Caius is scary as shit, and I don't really want to be kicked out just yet.'

'Oh please I'll take the fall, as I always do, and Aro would never let me leave. Everyone loves me!'

'Oh alright, what do you want me to do?' I was trying to sound like she forced me into it, but really inside I was really excited.

But Jane was getting off my desk and a few seconds later there were footsteps coming towards to door.

Alec pushed the door open.

'I know, I know, I'm coming.' Alec stood by the door and let Jane pass. She turned around at the last minute and pointed at the desk, and then left.

I looked at my desk, and in a messy scrawl were the words,

MY ROOM 7 O'CLOCK TOMORROW. BRING YOUR MEDICAL SET

AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY"

"Oh that's great. Now we have an alcoholic looking after us." Edward was close to shouting at me. This woke Bella up.

"Edward, Jane is a friend of mine and you will treat her that way." Carlisle's tone was not angry just like a father telling his child off. I let Edward read that one thought of mine, and gee, if looks could kill.

Carlisle cleared his throat and waved his hand at me. I guess it was my turn to tell the story. Everyone looked at me expectantly except Edward. He glared at me.

"Alec walked me down the hall saying nothing, its not that he didn't want to I could see in his eyes he wanted to talk to me, however he was required not to. But even he could not stop the whisper that said

'Jane did you really push Caius off a ledge and into a big vat of paint?'

I shot him a look. 'Um no. just a harmless paint bomb.'

'What color?'

'Blue'

Alec snorted as he pushed the door open for me, he knew that Caius hated blue. I stepped into the grand hall. Everything happened in the grand hall. It's where the Volturi ate, err drank. And well basically where Aro, Marcus, and Caius sat the whole day.

But today there was just Aro.

'Ah Jane, there you are. Do you want to have lunch with me.'

I ran up to him and gave him a hug.

'Anytime Aro, you know that. But I do wish that you would come get me, and not send Alec. God I mean, its not that hard. And you're a vampire!'

Aro chuckled as he led me into his back room where there was a table set out with a big pot of pasta sitting in the middle. At the head of the table where Aro sat there was a big jug and a cup (I think you know what is in that jug)."

"There is nothing really that made me put this in the story." I said to the table of vampires, "except Aro warning me that I had to stop pulling pranks on Caius. Otherwise he might not be able to protect me; like he had that day."

"Oh and Marcus had come in and we all laughed at how funny it was to see Caius covered in blue paint."

"ANYWAY. The next day I was waiting in my room for Carlisle to arrive. I had my whisky glass and everything. Aro had banned me from the wine cellars, so I was feeling a little deprived.

Finally there was a knock on the door. At 7 sharp.

'come in, come in.' I reached around the door pulled Carlisle in and sat him on the bed.

'Did you bring… the stuff?' He pulls a bottle out of a big bag; this bag I assumed was his medical kit.

I take the bottle and pour myself a glass. 'you champion Carlisle!' I said downing my glass and going for another.

After the second one I got started on telling Carlisle my plan.

'Okay here's the plan. But first I need to know will you be able to fill up a dummy with uh red paint?'

Carlisle looks confused, and then nods. 'Yes I guess, if I can get the consistency right.'

'Ok then here we go. I have a really life like dummy in my closet and you're going to fill it up with red paint. Then I'm going to offer it to Caius as a peace offering. He's going to drink from the dummy. And swallow red paint.

Now you may not know this but paint has a peculiar effect on vampires. When drank it causes their voices to get all high pitched and squeaky. And it doesn't wear off for about a month.

But here is the best bit, he's getting the vampire equivalent of marriage in 2 weeks! He's marrying some girl, um Bonnie I think her name is. Stupid name, I know.

But what do you think? Will you do this last prank with me Carlisle?"'

Now I know I've been focusing more on twilight but one more chapter and ill be back with the charmed ones Ok? Just bare with me for just one more chapter PLEASE! (if you are here for the charmed part and not for the twilight part)

RAMBLING sorry. PLEASE REVIEW! Tell me anything. Even if your dog died! (which I hope it didn't…)

Sincerely

Tinman