Disclaimer: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus is an American Christmas song with music and lyrics by Tommie Connor. No copyright infringement intended. This is just for fun.
Title: Everything Bert Saw
Rated: T
Category: Romance / Christmas
Author: WithTheGrain
Pairing: Abby/Gibbs
A/N: If you know the song, 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,' this has the same lyrical rhythm. You might have guessed, this is from Bert's POV.
I saw Abby wink at Jethro Gibbs
At the Navy yard where they both work.
They didn't think I was around
But I was sitting on the ground;
I knew I would fool them
In my camouflage hippo gown.
Then I saw Abby tickle Jethro Gibbs
In the ballistics lab on Friday noon.
They didn't see my eyes,
I was sneaky like a spy;
They thought they were unseen
But I was quiet as a fly.
And I saw Abby touching Jethro Gibbs
With the lights off in the silent morgue.
They didn't see me slink
Over the dark rim of the sink;
They thought they were alone
But I had come to get a drink.
I saw Abby kissing Jethro Gibbs
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
They didn't see me watch
Through the Christmas tree limb crotch;
They thought I was hanging
With the bats owned by my Goth.
And I saw Abby undress Jethro Gibbs
On the rug before the crackling fire.
They didn't see me peek
From the mantle where I sleep;
They thought that I was tucked
Up in my jammies fast asleep.
Then I saw Abby stay with Jethro Gibbs
Snuggled up tight, in his big soft bed.
Oh, what a sight it would have been,
If the team had only seen
Abby sleeping with Agent Gibbs last night!
THE END.
A/N: Let me know what you think...