12 Days of Christmas, Allen's revenge


Summary:
On the sixth day of Christmas Tyki gave to me!

Disclaimer: I don't and never will own DGM with Allen, Lavi or Kanda...Damn it!

Warning:

You might laugh... Which is okay... Since Lavi is the one suffering... I don't know any more!


"On the sixth day of Christmas,

A Curly Noah gave to,

Six slaps on the ass!

Five guns pointed at me!

Four Candles coming after me!

Three chocolate chip cookies,

Two broken ribs,

One box of chocolates,

What the hell men?"

"Leave me the hell alone Mikk!"

Lavi yelled running from his attacker Tyki who like every pedo; needs to at least touch Lavi's ass once in a while. Even if that once in a while is six times...


"On the fifth day of Chirstmas,a Koumi gave to me, five koumilee chasing after me, four kiss on the cheek Three candy canes, Two black eyes,One box of condoms! What the bloody hell!"
-12 days DGM style!

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