12 Days of Christmas, Allen's revenge
Summary:
On the seventh day of Christmas Bookman gave to me!
Disclaimer: I don't and never will own DGM with Allen, Lavi or Kanda...Damn it!
Warning:
You might laugh... Which is okay... Since Lavi is the one suffering... I don't know any more!
"On the seventh day of Christmas,
A old panda gave to me,
Seven swift kicks in the face,
Six slaps on the ass!
Five guns pointed at me!
Four Candles coming after me!
Three chocolate chip cookies,
Two broken ribs,
One box of chocolates,
What the hell men?"
"Ow"
Lavi said rubbing his poor face.
"What was that for?"
"Being a idiot"
Bookman said then walked off.
"On the sixth day of Chirstmas,a pedo gave to me, six games of strip poker, five koumilee chasing after me, four kiss on the cheek Three candy canes, Two black eyes,One box of condoms! What the bloody hell!"
-12 days DGM style!
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