12 Days of Christmas, Allen's revenge
Summary:
On the 11th day of Christmas Reverrie gave to me!
Disclaimer: I don't and never will own DGM with Allen, Lavi or Kanda...Damn it!
Warning:
You might laugh... Which is okay... Since Lavi is the one suffering... I don't know any more!
"On the 11th day of Christmas,
A tired Australia gave to me,
Eleven different colored scarves,
Ten packs of bandaids
Nine new bandanas!
Eight level threes fighting me!
Seven swift kicks in the face,
Six slaps on the ass!
Five guns pointed at me!
Four Candles coming after me!
Three chocolate chip cookies,
Two broken ribs,
One box of chocolates,
What the hell men?"
"Thanks men!"
Lavi then gave the tired men a hug
"Your welcome Lavi."
"On the 11th day of Christmas,The Asian Branch gave to me ,Eleven Plates of Dango,Ten Blue Berry Pies,Nine Shots in the face,Eight Akuma-attacking,Seven big fat bills,Six games of strip poker,Five crazy Komlins chasing after me,Four kisses on the cheek,Three candy canes,Two Black Eyes, andOne Box of Condoms,What the bloody hell!"-12 days DGM style
Sorry it's late!