Hey I'm back with the second instalment of the Living With Hetalia Series and it looks like Prussia is next in the line up by scoring the next position on my pole, and a big thank you goes out to .sisters for reviewing and looking at my storie and also my wonderful shwester Terralovespandabears who is a spelling monster that wants to eat my soul, so without further yammering from me here is Prussia with our disclamer
Prussia: The AWESOME Prussia liebling, but yeah this awesomeness doesn't belong to WWW
WWW: Thank you, Prussia, now dear readers, please read these rules and warnings, they may just save your vital regions
Prussia: ... Not likely
WWW: ... Shit...well enjoy while I try to defend my vital regions. Back off, hey don't put your h-, just what the hell do you think your doing? what is this, Prussia, I don't even!
Prussia: Keseseses~ your vital reions are mine!
Never evre let your gard down, ever... just don't bad things might happen if you do.
I he offers you a drink check and make sure it's not spiked before you brink it and definatley if its an achoholic bevrage of any kind, period.
Germany won't always be there to detere his brother of trying to grope you and/or get insanely drunk.
Do not offer to decorate, its a bad bad idea...
When you hear a distinctive ~keseseseses~ for a laugh run and hide, don't think just do it because A) he's drunk or B) your about to get your vital regions groped/ stolen.
Do not under any cercomstance joke about cooking Gilbird, not only is it crule to Gilbert but also Gilbird, how would you feel if somebody thretend to cook your best animal friend?
If you need to him to do something but he won't do it, threten to call Hungary
If the time should ever arise to when you get to the point where you feel the need to waylay him with something, just ask Hungary for her frying pan, she will let you barrow it no question asked.
When Antonio and Francis come over just hide in your room or get them to leave the house because there is no telling what will happen durring there stay.
His laundry being of the oddest colors and shades is a gigantic pain in the ass.
Stock up on plenty of German beer or he'll have all the other alcoholic drinks in the house gone by midnight.
Don't bring up the Berlin Wall, he becomes very depresed no matter how hard he trys to cover it up.
Don't talk bout Russia ever, staying at Ivans' house was not a very plesent expirense for him.
Kids are... okay with him, they just won't have a normal childhood.
The original Brohters grim fairy tales are the only fairytales he believes are awesome enough to tell his children, if he trys to tell them the tales right before bed breake out a frying pan and make an emergencey call to England, for the original tales are not for small childeren or the fain of heart.
Thank you for reading my wonderful readers and please for the love of all that is awesome, take the damn pole its there to see what you THE READER wants to see next, I need imput here guys, so please review it only takes a second and means a hell of a lot to me, oh and that one word of german means in the most litteral translation I could find was darling, and Prussia hs officialy been taken off the pole now that his choice has been filled, next up so far Grandpa Rome.