Hey so guess what? I'm back! Happy Halloween bitches! Now with this entry the lovely .Sisters has helped me with quiet a bit of this and as so the first three rules are hers, so please enjoy and with that now out of the way, the disclamer please, Rome
Rome: Of course! WWW doesn't own hetalia in any way shape or form
WWW: thank you Rome, and now please enjoy these rules and warnings that may or may not save you!
Rome is a real Romeo, so when he looks at other women don't be surprized just hit him upside the head.
DO NOT EVER mention the fall of the Roman Empire, not eve under the thret of death do you mention it.
Do not get in the public bath with him, just don't... mabey if you were a drunk out of your mind Germania but still, no.
Don't go to one of his wine partys, it's rape wating to happen.
Rome can grope anyone out in the middle of public and not regret anything so watch out... where do you think Spain and France get it from?... But mostly France.
If Rome trys to get you to anoy Germania don't, just walk away, Rome is a bad influence.
DO NOT insult his food or pasta, it could be incredably bad for your health.
Being with Rome may result in the Italy brothers... At least the Northern half, in calling you Grandma.
Rome in a pair of denim blue jeans... No matter how hot, he is still a womanizer.
He loves kids... but be forewarned they have the posibility to turn out like N. and S. Italy.
Wine is a big part of his life... He often gets drunk as a result... and believe it or not Rome is an even bigger pervert when drunk.
When in need of help to get a drunk Rome to his house or otherwise, call Germania, he understands your difficult task.
If he ask you to 'help with his meatballs' run, don't ask questions just run like North Italy in retreat.
Locks that are millitary issue are recommended for all doors, but this still doesn't meen he won't pick them.
And if all else fails, threten to call Germania.
Wow this is just in time for midnight on Halloween, so every body stay safe and vote next maybe a double post for Japan and England... well good night everyone I'm tired and I have school towmarrow.