Hey, I'm back and I know its been a short time sense the last time I posted and I am so sorry, but school work comes before fan fics no matter how much I wish it didn't and I had to practically fight to get my soul back after the school work stole it, because you see, home work is like a monster that will slurp your soul up through a bendy straw and make you fight tooth and nail to get it back... that and Christmas time is coming so I've been rapping gifts and helping with my family and baby sitting my little nice so... other than that there is no excuse as to why I have not updated... that is why you all get a doubble update of Italy and America.
Italy: WWW does not own Hetalia at all.
WWW: wow Italy that was really short
Italy: ...sorry...
WWW: no it's okay, but anyways on with the rules and guidlines of living with Italy
Do not make comments about his eating to much pasta, it'll make him cry
Do not say pasta or pizza is bad food, you may just and up with food poisioning the next time you ask him to cook you something
Do notbring up the Holy Roman Empire, again you'll make Italy cry
If you happen to be worried about changing with him in the house he's not a pevert but that doesn't mean you should not lock your doors
If you feel the urge to cook do so very carefully because Italy is a very picky eater.
Italy is a romantic and will more than likely try to take you on a date, if not already seeing someone
He is very sweet, although a little cluless sometimes so please have pationts with him.
Be carefull around his brother, if you anger him you may just be head butted to death
If you need some time away from Italy, send him to his room to paint, it should entertain him for a while and as a bounes you get to hang a new peice of art work on your wall.
Italy loves pasta, so don't be surprised to see him cooking it for nearly every meal, and if you are tired of eating pasta, hope that he runs out soo.
If you need any help with Italy or don't know what to, call Germany he will, at the very least, have some tips for you in dealing with the pasta loving Italian.
If you ask about him and Germany it will only come out as "Oh yeah, me and Mr. Germany are great friends!" unless you are very blunt, then well... You get the picture, Italy just doesn't know when to stop... even if you want him to.
Italy likes kids, though admitedly he does act like one himself most of the time, but is very kind non the less.
when asked about Grandpa Rome he will smile and tell storys untill he just can't any more, aparently Italys' Grandfather was a kind man, if not just a bit perverted... okay well mabey alot... Just how the hell did Italy end up so innocent?
