Hey as promised in this double post of Italy and America this is Americas part and I really am sorry for not updating sooner but with every thing going on I just did not have the time between family, school exams, tyrant teachers, and holidays, my life was a mess but I'm back and not dead... yet so without further complanets from the writer here is the US with the disclaimer.
US.: Hey sup, my crazy little citizen here doesn't own hetalia, Hollywood, or Play Boy and would like you all to enjoy the heros part of this, isn't that right?
WWW: Yes I would, and thank you US for the disclaimer!
U.S.: No prob, but shouldn't you be getting on with the heroic-ness of my part, and call me Alfred your my citizen.
WWW:... Yeah I suppose,well heres Alfreds part...
Don't touch his burgers, unless you don't want to keep your fingers, in that case go right on ahead, but don't say I didn't warn you.
You don't question the hero, its just not done.
Don't bring up the national debt, it does bad things to America.
You NEVER stand infront of the T.V. Not unless you want to be kicked out a window.
If the border between canada and himself is ever brought up he will blush like a tomatoe.
Don't get ask about the sexual tension of the cold war, both of them will denie every thing and possibly shoot you just for bringing it up.
If you bring up wetting the bed when he was little, you will be shot.
USxUK, don't mention it if you wish to see towmarrow.
DO NOT bring up the various flings with other nations, we all already know he's a bit of a man whore... okay so he's a man hoe in a half.
Aliens are real, you do not contradict this statement.
Think about calling him fat and die.
He absolutly loves children and thinks they'er adorible and would more than likely make a wonderful father... although he himself aks like a child but oh well.
when out drinking BE CAREFUL, if anyone knows anything, not only did England rais him but Spain and France also had a hand in it to, and then Prussia came over to help him during the Revolutionary War, so just stop and think for a minute, if drunk how perverted and wild would he be?
America may act like a child but with Hollywood and Play Boy, just how innocent do you think he is really?
Once you get past everything else like the: obnocious-ness, stuborn-ness, and the loud mouthed-ness, he really is a sweetheart with the best intentions... most of the time.