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Now without further interuption, I give you Chapter 2 of Konoha High!
Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto! So put away your lawyers and their lawsuits people!
Chapter Two
STUDENT: Sakura Haruno
AGE: 16
GRADE: Sophomore
SCHEDULE:
HOMEROOM: Kakashi
FIRST PERIOD: Biology-Orochimaru
SECOND PERIOD: Gym-Gai
THIRD PERIOD: Literacy-Kakashi
FOURTH PERIOD: Calculus-Asuma
LUNCH SHIFT II
FIFTH PERIOD: History-Kurenai
SIXTH PERIOD: Health-Tsunade
SEVENTH PERIOD: Art IV-Konan
Ok, who the hell made my schedule? Seriously! Clearly someone out there must have it in for me to force me to deal with Kakashi (the perverted lazy-ass teacher of the school), Orochimaru (the gay, snake obsesses pedophile), and Gai (green-spandex wearing freak who never stops yelling about youth) back to back. There is just no fucking way I'll make it through the year.
I walked into homeroom and groaned.
Everyone in the room, so far, is either yelling, cowering in the corner, or running around like a chicken with its head chopped off.
This is obviously going to be a bloody fantastic year. Can you hear the sarcasm?
"OMG! It's Sakura!"
"Sakura-chan!"
"Marry me, oh beautiful blossom!"
"I love you!"
"Please be my girlfriend!"
"Haruno-san!"
"Do me the honor of becoming my wife!"
"Sakura-hime!"
"I love you more than life itself oh wondrous goddess!"
"You're the most beautiful woman alive!"
"Sakura"
"Cherry Blossom, my love!"
"Sakura-sama!"
Oh god no! It's horrible! It's terrible! It's… it's… it's… FANBOYS! Why god, why? What have I done to receive this torture?
…Well, besides causing all those fan girls to attack Itachi and Sasuke, but that's beside the point!
The point here is that, there is no freaking way in hell I can make it though one day, let alone a whole year of this!
Now, before I could have a panic attack, run for my freaking life, start screaming bloody murder, and/or beat each and every one of these vile… things to death, I heard Naruto, Ino, and Sasuke come up behind me.
Naruto and Sasuke immediately gave all of them their signature 'fuck you' and death glares respectively while Ino told them all off in that loud, protective, and overbearing way of hers.
After the fan boys were thoroughly scared off, we took our seats in the back. Sasuke on my left, Naruto to my left, and Ino in front of me.
Huh. What's with them? Do they have some kind of secret agreement to protect me from the evils known as mindless fan boys?
If so, that would be so freaking cool!
"Hn."
"No problem Sakura-chan! Just let me know if they bug you again, and I'll take care of it. Believe it!"
"Well someone's got to save you forehead girl, and it might as well be us. And, Naruto, stop the freaking 'believe it' crap! God, I can't believe I'm related to you."
God I love my friends. Even if they can be a bit (okay really) annoying or loud or crazy or antisocial or emo or insane, but hey, no one's perfect right? Right?
We spent the next ten minutes teasing, laughing, and talking with one another before our teacher, a tall and some-what gangly man wearing a flu mask covering, a eye patch over his left eye, and silver hair that defied gravity, FINALLY showed up.
"You're late," shouted Naruto and a few others.
"Ah, yes. Well you see, an old woman fell and broke her hip so naturally I had to-"
"Liar," shouted the same people.
Great. Looks like the some of rumors about Kakashi were actually true. He does show up late and then makes pitiful excuses.
"Talk amongst yourselves or something for the rest of the period," Kakashi instructed as he pulled out an orange book.
"But aren't you suppose to take roll or something," asked some unknown and unimportant girl.
Kakashi didn't even look up from his book when he told her to shut up and that he didn't feel like take attendance.
I blinked. Well, it looks like I never have to be on time for homeroom this year.
I turned towards the guys to see their incredulous looks and cleared my throat.
"So what do your schedules look like this year?
They all pulled out their schedules and starting talking all at once.
"Well I have…"
"Third period is…"
"Ah man! Please tell me one of you has…"
"Excuse me. Guys! I can't under-," I try to say.
"…Thank god…I have…"
"You know that with…sixth period's gotta…"
"Great. Just…I'm stuck in…"
"SHUT UP ALREADY!"
They all immediately stop talking for a minute before they start looking at me like I'm the insane one.
"God, what the hell is your problem," they all seem to say at the exact same time using the same irritated tone.
Now why can't I do that?
"Excuse me? Really? What's my problem? My 'problem' is that you're all trying to talk to me at the same time! Do any of you even have the brain power to realize just how freaking hard it is to understand any of you?"
Sasuke and Ino actually had the nerve to scoff at the end of my mini rant and tell me "Whatever," while Naruto had the decency to look a bit sheepish. Smart boy.
"Sorry, Sakura-chan."
"I forgive you, Naruto," I told him calmly as I glared at my other two so-called "friends."
They just rolled their eyes.
How dare they roll their eyes at me! They should be on their knees begging, I repeat begging, for forgiveness damn it!
Still glaring at the loud-mouth boar and the emo chicken boy, I gave Naruto the ok to go ahead and tell us his schedule.
"Okay, so I have Geometry with Iruka-sensei next, then P.E with Gai of all people, Kakashi again for Literacy, Bio with the snake bastard Orochimaru, Home Ec. with Shisuzne, and finally Sex Ed. with Jiraya."
Ino gives a startled look as Naruto names off his classes and yells, "What the hell," when he finishes.
"Whoa, Sis. What's your problem?"
"The problem is that except for the last two classes, we basically have the same schedule!"
Ino and Naruto both look like their about to barf, Sasuke has the superior smirk on his face as always (what the hell is he always smirking about anyway?), and as for me? I'm just laughing my ass off.
"Oh, I'm SOOO telling Mom about this, cause you know Daddy did this on purpose."
"Gee, what gave it away," was Naruto sarcastic reply."I mean just because he thinks we don't get along all that well some of the time doesn't mean he can do something like this, let alone get away with it!"
"Actually, sister dearest, as the principle of this school he can, has, and obviously will do this and get away with it, I might add. And as far as getting along, you attempted to strangle me over the table last night at dinner. And the day before that you beat me with a sock full of butter after watching that one iCarly episode, the day before that you tried to smother me in my sleep, and the day before that,"
"Okay! I get it already! I'm always trying to kill you! But what about you! You…"
"So, Ino," I cut in, trying to avoid another fight between the twins at all costs. "What are you're last two classes anyway?"
"Uh, choir and drama, duh! God, Forehead, what kind of best friend are you if you had to ask that? You should know this! I only told you like…"
"Okay, okay Piglet! I get it already. You're up Sasuke."
"Biology with Orochimaru, Gym with Gai, History with Kurenai, Literacy with Kakashi, Asuma for Calculus, some stupid counseling session my parents are making me take, and finally Sex Ed. With dead last and his perverted godfather."
"Hey! Stop calling me that you stupid teme! I fucking dare you to call me that again!"
"Dead. Last."
"Teme!"
"Hn. Dobe."
"TEME!"
"SHARANNO! Both of you shut the hell up," I holler as I punch them both.
"…Hn."
"Fine…"
I roll my eyes.
"So we all have the second lunch shift correct?"
They all nod.
I then tell them my schedule and make plans with all of them to meet after school at the Golden Leaf Café.
RING!
RING!
RING!
"Well, come on Sasuke. We need to hurry if we want to gets seats anywhere but in the front before they're all taken. Later Naruto. Miss Piggy. See you both in Gym."
"Che. Annoying."
"Later bill-broad brow. Have fun Sasuke-kun."
"See ya Sakura-chan. You better not piss her off teme!"
Well, there you have it. Review if you want more, want to share your opinion, or make a suggestion about who Sakura should be with.