Hey people of earth!
First, I am SUPER, SUPER, SUPER sorry about not updating for so long. School so far has literally been killing all of my free time. I promise that I'll try to update the story faster and more often.
Second, I'd like to thank everyone who has reviwed the story so far for they really make me happy.
Disclaimer: I do not nor will I ever own Naruto so don't even bother trying to sue me!
Chapter Three
Sasuke and I walked into the snake's lab and groaned. All of the good seats, basically every seat besides the two in the very front right next to Orochimaru-sensei's desk, were filled already.
"Dang it! I told you we should have taken that short-cut through the east wing!"
"Tch. Shut up. You're annoying, and for the record, I told YOU we should have taken the short-cut. Get your facts straight woman."
"Excuse me? Just who the hell do you think you are?"
RING!
RING!
RING!
"All right class-sss, everyone take your sss-seats-sss. That goes-sss for you two as-sss well, Miss-sss Haruno and Mis-sss-ter Uchiha."
Sasuke and I both jumped about 50 feet when we heard the well-known, annoying as Sasuke's and Naruto's fights and flat-out creepy raspy hiss of Orochimaru-sensei as he appeared out of no where behind us.
Kami! I HATE this guy and that freaky little snake hiss of his! I mean, come on! Just what is so bad or hard about speaking like a NORMAL person!
Sasuke and I go take our seats, much against our wills, and prepare ourselves to a year of torture.
"Now that we are all sss-seated, let's-sss go over the rules-sss and sss-such. Firs-sss-t, . . . . ."
I started to tune out the 'evil snake bastard,' as Naruto has affectionately named this particular sensei, since I already heard this speech before. I then pulled out a sheet of paper, wrote on it, and passed it to Sasuke.
'Hi! :D'
Sasuke raised an eyebrow, looks at me like I'm mental (why must everyone do this?), but right back nonetheless.
'Sakura, why are you passing me noted? It's annoying.'
'Well be a jerk and not say hi back. :P I'm passing noted because I'm bored and listening to this speech is pointless. Also you think EVERYTHING is annoying.'
'Fine. Hello Pinky. First, what do you expect me to do about it? Second, I do not find everything annoying.'
'Good. Hello Emo-Chicken-Ass Head. I expect you to entertain me by talking to me via notes. Duh. e.e And name one thing that isn't annoying then.'
'Great. Call me that again and I'll run a katana through you. Why should I do anything for you Pinky, let alone want to, and tomatoes are not annoying.'
'Excellent. First, temper temper Sasuke. Isn't that the reason your parents, the school board, principal, and the police department put you into these counseling seasons this year? We wouldn't want any of them to know that they are helping and that they should make those longer would we? :3 Second, call me Pinky again and I'll tell your fan girls where you live and how to get past your security systems. All 58 of them. Third, see either one of my earlier threat as to why you should keep writing kthx (^-^). And finally, tomatoes suck.'
'Fantastic. You wouldn't dare follow through with either of those threats. You simply don't have the nerve to do anything evil. And tomatoes don't suck. You do.'
'Glorious. Try me. Really now because I seemed to have more than enough nerve to do evil in the parking lot this morning. :3 And since I am obviously the more mature one here, I refuse to argue with you about tomatoes.'
'Brilliant. Orochimaru-sensei is looking this way. We will continue this conversation at a later date.'
We looked up to see that Orochimaru had finally finished his speech.
"Now that we unders-sss-tand the rules-sss and what we will be doing this-sss year, I'd like to give you all your firs-sss-t ass-sss-ignment for this class-sss."
At that everyone groaned.
"S-sss-ilence! Now as-sss I was-sss sss-saying, your firs-sss-t ass-sss-ignment is to interview the pers-sss-on s-sss-itting next to you for they will be your partner for the res-sss-t of the year."
Well, that's kinda good news I guess. Now, hopefully Sasuke and I won't kill each other.
RING!
RING!
RING!
"You are all dis-sss-miss-sss-ed."
Sasuke grabs my hand and runs as quickly as possible out of the room, dragging me behind him, and doesn't stop until we are in front of the gym.
"Ouch! What the hell Sasuke?"
"Did you really want to be anywhere near that area for another second?"
"Did you really have to drag me all the way here at full speed?"
"If I say yes, will you shut up?"
Before I could answer, Naruto and Ino showed up and started whining simultaneously about how unfair their dad was for making them have the same schedule. Sigh. Twins. What can you do with them?
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