Epilogue: Meanwhile outside…
"Why haven't they called yet? Are you sure she's still up there?" Annie Edison turns to verify that Troy and Abed had seen Britta go in before her and Shirley got there. They both nod. "They are ruining our April Fools joke," she huffs. "They should be freaking out by now!" She looks at her watch, "it's almost 6!"
"Sweetie, I'm sure they'll call one of soon, once they stop yelling at each other." Shirley nods emphatically but bites her lip. "Maybe Jeffrey told Britta he really does want to marry her so they both don't go to hell for having all that premarital sex last year."
Annie's eyebrows dip down and she shivers, "No, I don't think so Shirley."
Shirley shrugs, "wouldn't that be nice though?"
"You sure Jeff believed you?" Troy is leaning forwards, his head between the two front seats, and he has a sock puppet still on his hand from his and Abed's impromptu recreation of events for Annie and Shirley.
"Yeah, he was totally angry about it and was just sitting there when I left."
Abed cocks his head, "what if they're really in love, like Monica and Chandler or Sam and Diane, and this is the revelation episode? It would make sense in the timeline, May Sweeps start soon and new relationships always spike ratings."
Annie and Shirley groan while Troy scans the apartment entrance. "Or, maybe they got pizza? That guy from Puree's with the weird goatee is parking on the street."
Abed nods, "Jeff does order from Puree's a lot."
Annie turns in her seat to watch the pizza guy get buzzed in, "Uh, Troy, Abed, you're not helping."