A/N: Yes, I know I SUCK. I haven't updated. Sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy :( I was going to update Friday but then I remembered I was going up to Dorney Park (amusement park in Allentown, Pennsylvania for all of you who don't know) and stayed up in Penn with my friends. :P And I didn't have internet acess until Monday but I was busy with an awards ceremony and well I'm starting to write this now...on Tuesday (this A/N is written on Tuesday, June 7th, 2011). :D But I'm kind of exhausted right now because I went to the State Park today with like 100 friends and now I am tired but I'll start to write this anyway. I apologize for the suckiness of this chapter. AND THE WARBLERS ARE SO IN THIS CHAPTER. Sorry, I'm an addict of Wes, Blaine and David. And Thad cos his hilarious line about Blaine disgracing the Warblers or something like that. If one of you can find the exact quote you will win an input of ideas for my next chapter. Please PM me your findings. Thank j00 all and good luck :D

BTW, Klaine isn't together...yet. And Kurt is still in Dalton. Cos I absouletly love the Warblers. Hellz yeah.

Sorry I'm not replying to the reviews this chapter. I don't have the time and just want to say, when I didn't check my email for one day, I got 300 new messages, all from this site about reviews, favorites and alerts. Thanks to all of you that view my stories. :)

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee. If I did the couplings would go Cherry, Brittana, Wavid, Klaine or Kurtofsky, Artina and Samcedes. Plus the ultrasupersexy Warblers would be a huge part of the show. :D Anyway, I do own black nailpolish that I have on right now. :D Any my crayons. Never forget the crayons. EVER..

Rachel Berry and Mike Chang are visiting Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Wes Thompson, Thad Jefferson and David Tyler at Dalton Academy.
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Kurt Hummel: Rach has Warbler fever...unlike Sammy boy here who has Bieber fever.
Sam Evans: Hey! I resent that! *flips hair*
Kurt Hummel: Oooooooooooooof course you do.
Wes Thompson: I knew Rachel couldn't stay away from the ultrasupermega foxy Warblers.
David Tyler: Damn straight.
Rachel Berry: Shut it Wes and David. Go back to shoving your tongues down each other throats.
Wes Thompson: I cannot believe you Kurt! YOU TOLD HER? IT WAS A FUCKING DARE.
David Tyler: I am STRAIGHT. As in I LIKE GIRLS. Not Wes.
Rachel Berry: *uses singsong voice* I smell denial.
Wes Thompson: *facepalmdesk*
David Tyler: *facepalmdesk*
Mike Chang: I think me and Blaine are the only sane ones here.
Rachel Berry: HEY!
Kurt Hummel: HEY!
Wes Thompson: HEY!
David Tyler: HEY!
Brittany Pierce: Hi!
Blaine Anderson: I agree, Mike.
Kurt Hummel: You two are mean :'(
Blaine Anderson: I'm sorry, Kurt. You're sane too. :)
Kurt Hummel: Yay! :) Now you don't get a bitch glare.
Rachel Berry: You guys sure you're not a couple?
Kurt Hummel: *bitch glares at Rachel* Yes, completely sure.
Rachel Berry: *uses Spongebob voice* Are you sure you're sure?
Kurt Hummel: We're going to go outside and have a little talk, missy!
Wes Thompson: OoooooooooO Rachel's in troubleeee.
Mike Chang: Don't kill her Hummel or your head is going over my fireplace.
Kurt Hummel: Oh shit no! I'd never kill any part of Cherry!
Rachel Berry: *bitch glares at Kurt* You're lucky there are bystanders.
David Thompson: OooooooO Blaine! Rachel's threathening to kill your boyfriend!
Kurt Hummel: For the last time, WE ARE NOT DATING.
Thad Jefferson: Why can't you guys just talk about this offline?
Wes Thompson: Cos we love blowing up Rach's notifactions ^^
Rachel Berry: :/ I will KEEL YOU. All. Not Thad though. He's the only good one out of you all.
Mike Chang: :( What about me?
Rachel Berry: You're good too. :) No one else.
Kurt Hummel: *cough* Cherry's in the air everytime I go somewhere *cough*

Kurt Hummel is now is time out because of Rachel Berry and Mike Chang.
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Thad Jefferson: It's funny because of his pouting face for the entire time of time out.
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: You got put in time out? xD
Blaine Anderson: *facepalmdesk* You guys are crazy.
Wes Thompson: But you're stuck with us so you're forced to love us.
Blaine Anderson: Unfortunately.
Rachel Berry: Don't pretend like you don't like loving us!
Blaine Anderson: I'm not pretending.

Blaine Anderson joined Kurt Hummel in time out because he doesn't love Wes Thompson, David Tyler, Rachel Berry, Thad Jefferson, and Mike Chang.
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Thad Jefferson: :P Take that! No one dissed Thad! :D
Santana Lopez: *cough* nerd *cough*
Thad Jefferson: :/ Thank you Santana. I love you too. *insert sarcasm here*
Mercedes Jones: Mistake, white boy.
Santana Lopez: Wanna fuck?
Thad Jefferson: Umm, no thanks. I have a girlfriend.
Rachel Berry: I apologize, Thad. Santana is a bit of a sex addict.
Wes Thompson: I thought you said that was your friend Noah?
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: It's Puck, dude. Only Berry here gets to call me Puck. And yes, I AM the sex shark of Lima.
Mike Chang: How did we get to this conversation?
Santana Lopez: Blame Thad.
Thad Jefferson: Blame Santana.
Wes Thompson: Blame Rachel.
Rachel Berry: Blame Wes.
Wes Thompson: Blame Puck.
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: Blame Mike for asking.
Mike Chang: *facepalmdesk*

Rachel Berry is worn out from singing in the car with Mike Chang.
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Mike Chang: It's not my fault all my favorite songs came on and you just so happen to love them too!
Rachel Berry: Well you wouldn't stop! And then I couldn't stop cos that's rude!
Kurt Hummel: *facepalmdesk*
Rachel Berry: What? It's a long ride!
Kurt Hummel: I know! I've rode with Finn once. I almost died from his stupidity.
Finn Hudson: Hey! I can read y'know?
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: It probably took you 3 hours to read all these comments.
Finn Hudson: Hey! That's not true! What is this? Hate on Finn day?
Kurt Hummel: Yes, that's exactly what day it is.

Kurt Hummel created the event Hate on Finn Day.
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Rachel Berry, Artie Abrams, Tina Cohen-Chang, Noah "Puck" Puckerman, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones, Mike Chang, Dave Karofsky, Azimio Jackson, Sue Sylvester, Shannon Bieste, Lauren Zizes, Emma Pillsbury, Holly Holiday, Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Quinn Fabray and Will Schuester joined the event Hate on Finn Day.

Finn Hudson is being hated on by everyone.
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Rachel Berry: You're a hypocritical asshole who should go fuck himself.
Santana Lopez: You're manboobs are huge.
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: All your girlfriends cheated on you cos you're ugly.
Sam Evans: Your Bieber hair was a total fail...
Quinn Fabray: You're a horrible kisser.
Santana Lopez: Worst sex of my life.
Brittany Pierce: You're stoopider than me.
Rachel Berry: I love Brit's the best.
Mercedes Jones: Agreed.
Kurt Hummel: Agreed.
Mike Chang: Agreed.
Lauren Zizes: Agreed.
Dave Karofsky: Agreed.
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: Agreed.
Sue Sylvester: Agreed.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Agreed.
Sam Evans: Agreed.
Santana Lopez: Agreed.
Kurt Hummel: Agreed.
Will Schuester: Agreed.
Holly Holiday: Agreed.
Emma Pillsbury: Agreed.
Azimio Jackson: Agreed.
Shannon Bieste: Agreed.
Quinn Fabray: Agreed.
Holly Holiday: Agreed.
Artie Abrams: Agreed.

Dave Karofsky is in detention with Rachel Berry and Noah "Puck" Puckerman.
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Santana Lopez: Congratz on your first dentention, B.
Kurt Hummel: :O What have you done to my little Rachie?
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: Hey! She was the on whose idea was it.
Kurt Hummel: I'm scared to ask.
Rachel Berry: I found Jewfo peaking at me while I was changing so Noah, Dave and I...taught him a lesson...
Kurt Hummel: Did one Rachel Berry throw her first slushie?
Dave Karofsky: She's actually good at it.
Azimio Jackson: Yeah, B was totally badass when she kicked him in the nuts.
Rachel Berry: I'm just happy that Jewfro may actually stop stalking me...
Jacob Ben-Israel: Never my love, one day you will be mine!
Mike Chang: If you want to be in emergency room for face surgery then keep chasing after Rach.
Rachel Berry: Wow Mikey, thank you. :)
Tina Cohen-Chang: Aren't you guys in dentention?
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: Yeah, why?
Tina Cohen-Chang: How are you guys on Facebook though?
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: Facebook mobile. Some kid from the AV club was is dentention and hacked into the school's WiFi or some shit like that.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Oh.

Kurt Hummel: I need a shopping day. Anyone want to come? Need ride cos Blaine, Wes, Thad and David refuse to drive me for reasons unknown...
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Rachel Berry: Count me in, believe me I love hanging out with Mike but he CANNOT go shopping with me anymore. I'll pick you up now Kurt.
Mike Chang: Hey! :(
Brittany Pierce: Hi Mikey! Why are you sad?
Quinn Fabray: ...I can't. :( I have to go out to lunch with my mom.
Mercedes Jones: Meet you guys at the food court at 3.
Lauren Zizes: I'll be there after I change.
Santana Lopez: Comin'. Cedes can you pick me up?
Brittany Pierce: :D Yay! Shopping. I'll be there at 3 cuz Lord Tubbington is still at his haircut and he needs to drive me.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Brittany, I'll drive you if your cat doesn't get back on time.
Brittany Pierce: Thanks Tina :)
Blaine Anderson: THANK YOU GIRLS! KURT IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF A SHOPPING DAY. Love, Blaine, Wes, David and Thad.

Rachel Berry - Mike Chang: Why are you ignoring me?

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Mike Chang: I'm not ignoring you. My phone died.
Rachel Berry: Oh, okay. Do you want to grab coffee later at Lima Bean?
Mike Chang: Sorry, can't. Hanging out with Puck, Finn, Artie, Wes, David, Thad and Blaine.
Rachel Berry: Sure... Maybe tomorrow?
Mike Chang: Yeah, sure Rach. Definitely.

Kurt Hummel - Santana Lopez: Round up all the ND girls and get your asses over to Dalton. If I hear one more thing about Halo or video games I might die. SO COME RIGHT AWAY.

Rachel Berry is kicking Wes Thompson, Blaine Anderson, David Tyler, and Thad Jefferson's asses in Call of Duty.
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Kurt Hummel: I'd never think I'd see the day when Rach would kick someone's ass in Call of Duty.
David Tyler: How in the hell did she beat us?
Rachel Berry: Being best friends with Mike and Noah means you're beast at video games. *shrugs*
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: Hell yeah. That girl is BEAST. She beat zombies like 50 times in a row.
Mike Chang: She also whips Puck's ass every single time we play with her. :)
Rachel Berry: You guys are making me sound like a video game addict.
Wes Thompson: The way you play video games make you seem like a video game addict already.

Dx Jeez I know it's Saturday... I didn't have a lot of time to write this chapter so it's kind of short. Dx And sorry, this was kind of a filler and there wasn't much Cherry in this chapter. Next chapter you WILL find out why Mike is avoiding / ignoring Rachel. ^^

Don't own Call of Duty, though I'm prettyyyy beast at it. ^^^^^^ In my defense I have 4 brothers who make me play. :P