A/N: I know I SUCK TERRIBLY. IM SOOOOOO SORRY :( Updates have been realllyyyy slow but I promise I'll try to make them quicker.
Just wanna say one thing, and I'm going to make this perfectly clear: Dont like, don't read. And you can always skip over parts that you don't like, no one's forcing you into reading some of the posts. :)
deartonii: :) Aww thank youuu. And I agree about the Warblers having their own show! ^^ well I'm updating now so I hope this is soon. Hehehe thanks for reviewing ^^
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moony2002: Thanks :) I try to make it funny :DD some of the stuff is based on me and friends on Facebook. :D Thank you and thanks for reviewing n.n
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TridentLayers: *shrugs* it was just a filler. And guys always need their asses kicked in COD. just sayin.
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ashley1985: ^^ keepin that in mindddddd. :D
Princesakarlita411: ^^ well the wait is finally over. And I'll lay off Finn for this chapter. He's not really featured in it anyway.
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Sorry if I did not respond to your review right now, I wrote responses a while ago.
Disclaimer: :( I don't own Glee. If I did, Wevid, Cherry, Klaine or Kurtofsky, Brittana, Sill (SuexWill bitches :D) and Samcedes would definitely rule the Glee world.
Inbox:
Santana Lopez:
Yo Chang, why the fuck are you ignoring B? It's fucking eating her up inside and she keeps thinking she did something wrong and you hate her and don't want to be her friend or some crap like that. What the fuck is wrong?
Mike Chang:
I'm not avoiding Rach! Why do you or Rachel think that?
Santana Lopez:
You're blowing her off everytime she asks you to hang out saying that you're "busy". You ignore every text or call from her. When she says hi to you in the hallway, you run away like a scared little girl. You refuse to look her in eye in Glee club practices or class. What the fuck is up?
Mike Chang:
Why do you suspect something's up?
Santana Lopez:
Cuz you're suppose to be in love with each other but "just friends". It's like Kurt and Blaine, the blind "best friends" who are in love. Get some glasses or contacts or something STOP BEING SO FUCKING BLIND.
Mike Chang:
I know that I'm in love with her. There I said it: I'm in love with Rachel Barbra Berry.
Santana Lopez:
Why are you telling me this? I already did know this. Go tell Rachel the truth and answer my fucking question: WHY ARE YOU AVOIDING RACHEL?
Mike Chang:
Cos I can't tell Rachel. And I'm avoiding her because I'm worried that I'm going to let it slip and then it will mess up our friendship.
Santana Lopez:
I'm going to say this, and I'm only going to say this once so pay close attention. Take notes if you need to. RACHEL IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. So stop avoiding her and hurry up. She's going to try to suppress her feelings for you and move on, trying to replace you. She may run back to Finn or even get with Puck or maybe even get with a Warbler. You have to tell her soon. As in now.
Mike Chang:
Are you sure? I mean...what if Rachel says she can't or something...then our friendship will be ruin, because of ME.
Santana Lopez:
Just tell her before I strangle both of you.
Mike Chang:
But how should I tell her? I've never done this type of thing before. All the girls that I have dated came onto me and they didn't mean anything. Rachel means something and I don't know how to tell her that I'm in love with her. *sighs* Why does everything have to be so complicated?
Santana Lopez:
I have no idea. This is something you ask Quinn or Finn or Sam about that kind of stuff. The only boyfriend I've ever really had was Puck and we just used each other for sex.
Mike Chang:
Umm, okay then. But thanks Santana :)
Santana Lopez:
No problem Chang. I lovez my Cherry. And it's about damn time that I get Cherry.
Mike Chang - Rachel Berry: Do you want to hang out tonight?
[Santana Lopez, Noah "Puck" Puckerman, Kurt Hummel and 7 others like this.]
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Rachel Berry: :D Sure! When and where?
Mike Chang: Breadstix at 7:30. :)
Rachel Berry: What should I wear? Casual or dressy?
Mike Chang: Anything :) You look beautiful in everything.
Rachel Berry: *blushes* Thank you. I'll see you then. *giggles like an idiot*
Rachel Berry: San, Brit, Q, Cedes, Kurt and Tina: GET YOUR ASSES OVER TO MY HOUSE STAT.
[Kurt Hummel, Tina Cohen-Chang, Quinn Fabray and 10 others like this.]
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Noah "Puck" Puckerman: Why is Berry going completely pyscho batshit crazy?
Quinn Fabray: She has a date with Mike. And Rachel, I'll be there in two minutes. Try not to break something!
Santana Lopez: Me and Brit will be over in ten minutes. We're picking up some clothes from the mall for you!
Brittany Pierce: I picked out this really cutee dress for you. :)
Mercedes Jones: Kay, me and Kurt are driving now!
Kurt Hummel: I think I broke about 5 different laws getting over to your house but I will go to jail for a Cherry date...I WILL DIE FOR SOME CHERRY!
Tina Cohen-Chang: ^^ Okay Rachie. Do you mind if I bring Artie too?
Rachel Berry: I'll try not to, Q. San and Brit, :) Okay, thank youu. And I can't wait to see it, Brit. Cedes and Kurt, Wow, you guys must really want some Cherry. AND KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL! NO GOING TO JAIL, BREAKING LAWS OR DYING FOR CHERRY. WE CLEAR? And Tina, Thanks T! And you can bring Artie if you want. :)
Mike Chang is in a realtionship with Rachel Berry.
[Kurt Hummel, Santana Lopez, Noah "Puck" Puckerman and 50 others like this.]
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Wes Thompson: You better NOT pull anything funny Chang or you will be wishing that you were never born.
Kurt Hummel: WES, STOP IT! Cherry! Cherry! Cherry! Cherry! Cherry! Cherry!
Santana Lopez: Bout damn time they got together. The sexual tension between them was suffocating me.
Quinn Fabray: But now we have to hear about the perfect dates.
Finn Hudson: The perfect kisses.
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: The perfect sex.
Rachel Berry: NOAH!
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: BERRY!
David Tyler: I better not be hearing that my sweet, innocent Rachel has been sleeping with some boy!
Rachel Berry: A.) I'm NOT your sweet and innocent Rachel and B.) Mike is not 'some boy'!
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: So you ARE sleeping with Mike?
Rachel Berry: NO! I AM NOT SLEEPING WITH MIKE.
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: But you are, right?
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: Rachel punches like a man.
[Santana Lopez, Rachel Berry, Mike Chang and 12 others like this.]
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Mike Chang: xD He has a big ass bruise shaped like Rachel's fist.
Santana Lopez: I heard B chopped his manhood off.
Quinn Fabray: Where'd you hear that from?
Santana Lopez: Karofsky.
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: Oh fuck no. Berry may have left a bruise but she did NOT touch or go near my prized posession.
Mike Chang: Rachel better not of.
Rachel Berry: I swear Mikey, I've never touched his balls.
Santana Lopez: Yes you have Berry.
Rachel Berry: SANTANA NATALIE LOPEZ!
Santana Lopez: *acts innocent* Yes? :)
Mike Chang: O.O Rachel did what?
Noah "Puck" Puckerman: *faceplamdesk*
Rachel Berry: *faceplamdesk*
David Tyler: RACHEL DID WHAT? RACHEL BARBRA BERRY!
Brittany Pierce: David, I tink you left Caps Lock on :)
Quinn Fabray: No he didn't, hun. He's angry at Rachel.
Brittany Pierce: :( Aw, why? Coz Rachie touched Puck Jr.?
Finn Hudson: Puck Jr.? :s Is it just me or does naming a guy's balls weird?
Wes Thompson: It's not just you bro.
Kurt Hummel: Now that Cherry is together, I think that Wevid should be together.
[Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Thad Jefferson and 17 others like this.]
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Wes Thompson: Who / What's Wevid?
Kurt Hummel: *smiles innocently* Nothing. :)
Rachel Berry: hehehe. ^^
Blaine Anderson: But first we have to set the trap.
Wes Thompson: I repeat: WHAT THE HELL IS WEVID?
Kurt Hummel: Nothing of your concern, Wesley :)
Wes Thompson: But I could help get them together if I knew!
Kurt Hummel: Again, Wesley, it's not your concern to get them together, it's mine, Blaine's, Nick's, Jeff's, Thad's, Mike's and Rachel's.
Wes Thompson: I'm gonna ask David what it means since the seven of you are being meanies.
Kurt Hummel: Of course you are Wesley, of course you are ;)
Wes Thompson: *narrows eyes* What is that suppose to mean?
Kurt Hummel: *smiles innocently* Nothing, nothing at all. :)
Quinn Fabray: McKinely's Prom's coming up :) Who's going with who?
A/N: TO BE CONTINUED! :D Ahaha. I'm sorry about the short chapter, the lateness. I just wanted to put something out and I promise when I get back from vacation, I'll publish a HUGE chapter.