A/N: Time for the alien everyone loves to hate… VILGAX! This one was inspired by The Devious Angel's story "Random phone pranks!" I do love those random phone pranks…
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. BEN 10 WEEK!
The big green alien picked up his phone and then began to dial. Had he spent the last twenty minutes trying to find Ben Tennyson's phone number? Of course he had. After all the times he'd been beaten by the stupid Omnitrix bearer, it was finally time for some sweet revenge. And this sweet revenge… entailed… prank calling.
Yes, Vilgax had finally found the fun of prank calling people. He had practiced a couple times on Kevin and Gwen before finally moving on and contacting the idiotic Tennyson boy himself, the humongous alien grabbing his phone and immediately dialing up the number he had gotten for Benjamin Kirby Tennyson.
"Hello?" came the voice of the brunette through the phone, accompanied by the munching of him with his chili fries.
"Is Wingledoozenhorfen there?"
"Um… no?" Ben wasn't sure how to answer stupid questions. He wasn't sure how Gwen did it for him all the time.
"Watch the meat!"
"What meat?"
"There's a hole in my spoon!"
"Isn't that a fork?"
"Fall down the stairs!"
"Um, I should hang up now..."
"Ballet! Ballet!"
Ben almost hung up. But how often did people really prank call him that weren't Kevin? "Um…"
"Chicken liver, you scurvy dog!" Vilgax was almost enjoying this too much.
"Scurvy what now?"
"My socks are on fire! My socks are on fire!"
"Well jeez, how did that happen?" Whoever this guy was, Ben was sure enjoying this phone call.
"Jamba Juice doesn't sell enough coffee!"
"Duh."
"Chicken wings, chicken wings, wing chicken!"
"You… never mind."
"Bacon!"
"Francis?
"Jim Bob the fisherman has your order of pandas ready." Vilgax was glad he didn't laugh. Now he felt like the random level he was at was just perfect.
"What order of pandas? I didn't order any pandas!"
"I have corn. Do you have corn?"
"No…"
"Have you done your taxes?"
"What taxes?"
"Head butt children off the side of the boat."
"Yeah, I don't think so…"
"Blonde ladies from Applebee's."
"I already have a girlfriend…"
"Big balls."
"Small forks." Ben grinned at his witty little comeback.
"Jonas Brothers."
"…no thank you?"
"The circus is your best friend."
"Kevin's my best friend…"
"The dog won't sleep 'cause he hasn't eaten the cat today."
"The cat can be eaten multiple times?"
"Two plus two is fish."
"Well, duh!" Ben always knew that two blue two was fish.
"Jello."
"Do you know what that stuff's made of? The yellow has hamster pee in it…"
"Flowers are delicious."
"Ooo, which ones?"
Vilgax wasn't sure why Ben even asked that… "Timothy McGee."
"Who's that?"
"Flounder doesn't know how to sing."
"Um… I think I want to hang up now…"
"But Victoria's Secret just got in the bra that you ordered!"
At that, Ben was quiet for a long moment.
Vilgax wasn't about to let him hang up. Not yet. "Jumpin' on the bed!"
"My mom says I'm not allowed to do that."
"Chicken wings!"
"You said that earlier…" Ben was quickly finding this lame.
"Drive your car with your feet!"
"It's not built like Fred Flinstones," pointed out the Tennyson boy.
"Politics will kill us all." Vilgax's voice was completely serious.
"Yeah, I hate evil dictators, don't you?"
Vilgax hung up. Ben had still dissed him without even trying. Insolent child...
A/N: Ah, if you didn't notice the references to like five hundred other things in there, it's not nearly as funny. Not sure how McGoogle came up in there… But he did. Anyways, review!
~Sky
P.S. Happy Ben 10 Week!