Okay, now the story really begins!

PLEASE READ! (I don't want to explain more than once) okay it has been 14 years ever since Okane's birth and there are some more kids running around so here they are

Ban Akasuna- age 7 and daughter of Sasori and Deidara- eyes (right) blue (left) brown- hair orange

Kokoro (last name unknown) - age 7 (adopted) daughter of Kakuzu and Hidan- eyes and hair blue

Yahiko (last name unknown) - age 7 (adopted) son of Konan and Pein- eyes brown- hair blonde

Mizu Hoshigaki- age 7 son of Itachi and Kisame- LOOKS LIKE LITTLE SASUKE!

What is happening (or happened already) - Sasori became leader after something that happened to Pein 14 years back (will come up in later chapters) and he is acting strange lately, and Konan is 2 weeks pregnant with Pein's baby, Ato is a Jashinist with Okane and they have been trained by Hidan, and Ato and Okane are protective over their little sisters.

Megami starred down from her balcony at the two Jashinist studying. Hidan was giving them a difficult test and for three weeks straight they had not moved from their spots under an old oak tree. Megami had thought it was silly for those boys to be acting the way they did, but she herself had read the Jashin Bible (without her parents knowing of course) and it was a pretty amusing religion. Just then there was a knock on her door and she went back into her room,

"Come in!" She called and her older sister, Hime, walked in,

"Megi, tell me the truth, how does it look?" the small girl asked and twirled around to show off the dress that she just designed though Hime was a full two years older than Megami she was really short for her age. The two sisters could pass for twins if they wanted to, and that is what they did. The elementary school did not accept Hime as a student when she was 5 years old because she looked 3, and since Konan nor Pein had a birth certificate to back it up she had to wait till Megami was in school before she too could start her education,

"Aw, Hime that dress looks amazing!" Her little sister complemented, "what's the occasion?"

"Well I am going to apply to be a model at the rain village's designer corporation," Hime said and sat down on Megami's bed, the younger auburn haired girl sat next to get sister.

"That's great princess! You are bound to get the job with your looks!" Megami cheered and Hime smiled,

"Yeah Goddess," she mocked earning a playful punch to the arm, "also because I am Lord Pein's precious daughter, and he could murder anyone who gets in the way of my happiness," the two girls laughed just as Hime's cell phone went off, "Oh, that must be Akuma," She said answering her phone, "Hey Aki! You here already?" there was a quick silence as she listened to her best friend's answer, "alright, I'll be down in a minute," and with that Hime shut her phone and put it back in her handbag.

"Akuma and Hime sitting in a tree," Megami teased and Hime hit her arm,

"Shut up! It's not like I don't see you giving Okane goo goo eyes every time you two are in the same room!" Hime snapped and Megami blushed,

"At least I'm not in love with my bad boy best friend!" Megami said and Hime rolled her eyes,

"Yeah, sure, Okane is a total sweetheart!" Hime said sarcastically and the two sisters laughed, "But whatever, I'll tell you how the interview went tonight," Megami nodded then stood up and kissed Hime on the cheek,

"Really Hime, don't be nervous, you'll do great," Megami encouraged and Hime nodded,

"Thanks," she said then left without another word. Megami got bored fast and went to stare at her beloved Okane again; she couldn't help but feel like a stalker.

Down with the boys, they were starting to get a bit ticked off (especially Ato who inherited Sasori's patience level),

"Ughhhh!" The red head groaned in frustration, "Okane, there is no way we are going to pass that stupid test!" Okane laughed,

"We haven't been out here that long bro, and besides, studying for Lord Jashin is worth it, right?"

"We have been out here for three weeks now! Don't you think we have pleased our Lord enough? I mean we have read this 876 times now in our whole lives! Wouldn't it please him more if we kept sacrificing to him? What do we need tests for?" The albino (who looked way too much like Hidan) just laughed as their sensei came out,

"Are you boys fucking done studying yet?" Hidan asked with a scowl on his face. He and Kakuzu had gotten into another fight about teaching Kokoro Jashinism. Kakuzu wanted his only daughter to be more like him since Hidan had already corrupted Okane and Ato. But Hidan sees it as a waist if he can't teach Jashinism to his child. The boys both gently set their books down and bowed before Hidan,

"Yes Sensei," they said in unison then sat up. This made Hidan smile, he loved the level of respect his boys had towards him. It was more than anyone else around here ever did,

"You know what, since I know you boys must be weak right now, how about before the test I take you guys out and go sacrifice to Lord Jashin, how does that sound?" he asked and both teenagers smiled hugely,

"Yes Sensei, thank you sir!" They yelled again in unison and stood up. Okane took out his sword that he called Wanshotto (one shot) and Ato took out his double bladed sword he called Jiyū (freedom). Hidan smiled proudly at his boys and motioned them to follow. As they walked back towards the house Okane couldn't help but notice a Auburn haired beauty watching them. She blushed when he spotted her and he smiled up at her and waved, she waved back before going back into her room. Ato nudged at Okane and whispered,

"Hey, I don't care if you get close to Megi in that kind of way, but I know you and her better than anyone else, don't pull any tricks with her, promise me bro?" he said in a protective brotherly manner. Okane chuckled and nodded,

"If it happens, I'd hate to see what you are going to do to the poor guy if he breaks your little Ban Ban Bunny's heart," He whispered back and the duo both smirked as they passed the living room where their little sisters were doing each other's hair. Ato chuckled deeply,

"You know, what all other big brother's do. Sacrifice the kid to Lord Jashin," the teenage boys laughed and smiled at Ban and Kokoro before walking out the front door with Hidan. They just loved being older brothers to a couple of sweet little girls.

Well, at least they appeared to be sweet little girls, but as when they were alone (like they are now) they had totally different personalities. Ban Akasuna (the sweet innocent baby girl who couldn't take care of herself) actually acted like a badass, in your face, never losing kind of chick, especially towards a certain blonde little boy. As for Kokoro (a calm and gentle little girl who was always very quiet that she never really talked out unless spoken to) acted as a know-it-all little devil who brags just about anything, who rivaled with logic with a little Uchiah who couldn't stand her.

"Hey look Koko! Our boys are here to play, un!" Ban said as she spotted Yahiko and Mizu walk in,

"Uh-oh, Mizu why did we decide to play video games NOW?" Yahiko complained,

"It was your idea man!" Mizu said with a deep sigh. Ban smirked and stood up from the floor,

"You want to play video games girly boy, un? I'll challenge you," She said with a wicked smile and crossed her arms,

"Yeah right Ban! Like I would go up against YOU!" Yahiko said, "you're a girl and you can't beat me!" this made Ban and Kokoro laugh,

"You really think you can beat me because you are a guy, un? Yeah right!" Ban mocked,

"You don't stand a chance against Banny! She will flatten you, jiko!" Kokoro said over her giggles (A/N Kokoro says 'Jiko' just like Ban and Deidara say 'un'). This made Yahiko angry and he stormed over to the TV and turned their game system on,

"Alright you jerks! You're on!" the young blonde said and he passed Ban a game controller. It took less than five minutes to defeat Yahiko. Of course, he being the persistent little brat he was, he declared 2 out of 3. After about 2 hours of playing it was 117 for Ban and 0 for Yahiko,

"This is getting boring, un, Koko let's go get some ice-cream," Ban said and stood up, Kokoro was currently in an argument with Mizu about the formula for the volume of a sphere,

"I'm telling you idiot, the volume is V= 4/3 pi radius cubed, jiko!" Kokoro yelled starring Mizu right in the eyes,

"And I'm telling you that you're wrong!" Mizu screamed, losing his temper after hours of the debate. Ban sighed, knowing that once they argued about something, it wouldn't stop until they found out who was right. So she went over to the computer and looked it up,

"Koko's right, un, see?" The two looked at the screen and saw that Kokoro's assumption was indeed correct. Ban jumped off the chair and left for the kitchen with Kokoro. Leaving both 7 year old boys angry at the 'little angels of the Akatsuki',

"One day Mizu, we are going to get them back," Yahiko said gritting his teeth,

"Your right Yahiko, one of these days," Mizu agreed, unplugging the computer without shutting it off properly.