Serenity shall appear below! I want reviews!

I'm feeling ignored! I hate that.

I've been on the coffee again when I promised I wouldn't, very sorry, but lets move on. This is where Anzu gets her good idea that will only put the puzzleshipping pair into a few, AWKWARD, situations... I'm so evil...

Enjoy! I don't own the characters!

Yugi giggled and then took his seat, kicking his legs when they didn't reach the floor, like a restless child. He sat and watched the usual morning bashings, teasings, bonks, smacks, and gags with a content smile the entire time. What a great morning… he thought with a happy sigh.

Yugi belched as soon as he was done with his fourth pancake, he held a hand in front of his mouth in surprise, he never made such a noise! Anzu chuckled, trying to run a comb through her wild bed head without messing up her many braids and ribbons. "Looks like somebody enjoyed their breakfast" she smiled as Yugi nodded and patted his stomach contently.

Joey was halfway through his ninth pancake when he head that. His honey brown eyes flashed playfully "Ya got yaself another fan T. Ya should so open a restaurant"

Tristan sighed and pushed his bacon around his plate "My Father would hate me forever if I did that, he wants me to be in the army like him"

Yami snorted and but recovered before Anzu could throw her hairbrush at him "Sorry, Tristan. It's just that I can't see you as a soldier or anything close, no offence" he added, winking.

Tristan shrugged "None taken, it's not like I want it too"

Yugi was frowning and he reached for his notepad only to realise that he'd left it in the bedroom. He scowled in frustration. I can't talk without that damn thing! He thought with a pout.

Anzu giggled then handed him her phone, Yugi took it with confusion, Anzu rolled her eyes "Type in what you want to say, then hand it to Yami, he'll read it out, don't press send thought, my Mother will think I've gone crackers"

Yugi laughed slightly and then typed, very quickly for a little guy. Yami read it out "Doesn't you Father want you to be happy, Tristan? Because if he does then you don't have to follow a choice that isn't yours… Yugi's got a point"

Tristan shrugged "I don't want to see him disappointed, in any chase, I'll probably end up being the army's chef, so I get both our dreams" Joey nodded with his mouth full.

"Dat's smart"

Anzu snatched her phone when it started ringing. "Excuse me" she said and turned her back "Hello?" Her eyes widened and she gasped happily "Darling! I've missed you where've you been? You should have texted me eight hundred times by now…" she pouted.

Yugi looked confused. Yami chuckled "Serenity" he said and everyone nodded, knowing that only Anzu would call her 'darling'.

Joey leaned over her shoulder "Hiya sis!" he shouted while Anzu flapped him off with her hairbrush.

Anzu laughed "She says hi. What? Oh that picture…" she glanced at the two star heads then decided to duck out of the room. "Okay safe, weren't they the cutest?"

"Oh My GOD! Yes! They fit together so well. Yugi is so cute!"

Anzu peeked back at Yugi "He sure is, darling, he sure is… Damn that Yami!" she hissed suddenly.

"What? What's he done?"

Anzu turned back to the conversation "I just realised something, Serenity, we all know that Yami can be dense and not true to his feelings…urg! I sounded like Teá!" she spat out suddenly.

"Not at all, babe, she's much more annoying, and she has that slutty accent" they both shuddered. "I can't believe you two are sisters"

Anzu sighed "Same, I swear she's a freakish alien from Pluto! Not to be confused with the dog, even though a flea sounds an awful lot like her, fucking unwanted, grabby, leech"

Serenity laughed down the phone "Back to the boys, babe, why is Yami's 'manliness' such a problem?"

Anzu growled "That, my dear, is the biggest pain in the ass since Joey's stomach. The problem is that; he's not going to make the move on the cutie. He'll just stand by while life goes on, then Teá will keep pestering him, Yugi will feel sad and jealous but the poor thing won't do anything either because he's so shy…"

Serenity gasped in horror "Oh! But they go so well together! They have to get together! If they don't… Oh no! This is horrible!"

Anzu nodded "Agreed, darling, agreed. And maybe if we can get those two to smooch it'll make my kiss-ass sister back off as well… hey, that's an idea! Let's get them together! I can tell Yami's heads over foots for the cutie"

Serenity giggled "That's what I said, babe. But how? I'm not going to be there until later tonight…"

Anzu thought with her epic pout. "Bother boys, this is why I'm gay! Girls are so much easier to talk to"

"Says you"

"Sure 'says me'" Anzu shot back, playfully. Then an evil glint got into her eyes. "Oh my freaking Mother Mary I've got it!"

"Don't take the Mother's name in vain, and what?"

Anzu giggled evilly "Well… later tonight, we're going… dancing… at the hottest and rave-maniac club this side of Domino"

Serenity gasped as she caught on "So, we need to give the little one dancing lessons…" she squealed "Oh this is going to be priceless!"

Anzu laughed "Don't I know it. I'll need to get him something more suitable to wear though… black leather's in this season right?"

"Anzu! You can't be serious? He's too cute to pull off Yami's looks"

Anzu smirked "My darling, you underestimate me. Now I've got to go shopping, operation Y.X.Y is on the go and isn't complete without the best Yami grabbing outfit. Seren? Could you do me the biggest favour and try to keep an eye on my sister, the last thing I need if for her ugly butt face to show up"

"Anything for you, Anzu. I'll be her shadow! Ah… that's my train! Gotta go, babe, see you tonight! *************************"

Anzu shut her phone with a thoughtful look. "Black leather won't work eh? Mission impossible never had to face the amazing Anzu!" she declared to no one. Then composed herself and walked back in with the phone to her ear "You want to go to 'The Portal'? That's a great idea… I'll ask" she pretended to hold the phone.

"Hey boys, Serenity wants to know is you all want to go to The Portal later? She'll be there, hot and smexy as usual"

Joey jumped "See my sis dancing? Sure, that's sounds fun"

Tristan nodded "I'm up for it"

Yami shrugged "Why not?"

Yugi looked nervous. Anzu looked at him "Yugi? What darling?" she turned back to the phone. "Sure they're all coming. The cutie too" Yugi looked alarmed and shook his head. Anzu pouted at him "Please Yugi?"

Yugi bit his lip.

Anzu turned back to her false conversation. "Two seconds, Serenity. Please! It'll be so much fun! I'm on my knees here!" she begged, being a drama queen, and really getting on her knees. Yugi still looked like he was opting out. Anzu glared "Do I have to kiss you're feet too? Caus' I will"

Yugi pulled his feet up out of the way warily. "Aw! Come on cutie! What are you afraid of? There're no diving boards at the club"

Yugi scowled then reached for his plate. He wrote in the grease on his plate I don't have anything to wear.

Anzu felt like singing the national anthem in triumph. Hopping harpies! This is better than I could have hoped for! "Oh… well that's easily solved, you're coming shopping with me. Yes, Serenity the cutie's coming" Yugi shook his head alarmed as the other boys laughed into their hands. "We'll see you there… eight? Nine? Fine, half Eight. Love you! Bye"

Anzu smirked "Come on then, cutie. We'll get showered, dressed and go. The shops await!" she called out dramatically. Quickly sending a text to Serenity to be there at half eight so that they wouldn't look too suspious. Yugi sent Yami a 'help me' glance but Yami just whispered in his ear.

"It's best to go with her plans until she runs out of steam. She can get so mad she'll blow her top if you're not careful"

Anzu glared "I'm not a volcano! Boy's don't let him leave, I'm showering" and she grabbed her bag and skipped down the hall. Operation Y.X.Y is going to be sky high later today! I'm not letting them out of my sight until I see them smooch!

Yugi pouted as Anzu and Joey worked on his hair after he had come out of the shower, it was bouncing back into its gravity defying spiky star shape almost as soon as it began to dry out. Anzu had attacked him with her hairbrush then called over Joey to help her as it wasn't cooperating. "Man, Yug, how do ya live with dis stuff?" Joey asked as he playfully flicked Yugi's littlest blond bag off his nose.

Yugi batted him away and blew upwards, all his bags livening up as he did so. He wrote onto the notepad. I don't brush it in this much depth normally. Or I do it while it's still wet.

Anzu grunted as her brush found another knot. "Whatever, this is ridicules! It's worse then when I had dreadlocks!"

Joey snorted, Tristan and Yami tidying up around them "I remember dat. Was it Seren dat told ya ta change it? Or was it dat bitchy sister a yours"

Anzu frowned "It wasn't Teá" She said bluntly then the brush started to flow through Yugi's hair nicely and her mood improved. "I got rid of them because, I had just figured out and admitted to myself that I had a thing for other girls. It was like a clean slate. Teá blew her top and screamed at me to stop being such a freak; homophobic git" she muttered as the last knot untangled.

Yugi handed her a note. How did you know that you were interested in girls?

Anzu frowned and then tapped her cheek with her hairbrush handle "Well let's see… I think it was about the time I turned fourteen, Yami and Tristan and Joey had been my friends for a while and I realised almost as soon as I started hanging out with Joey's sister…" she sighed dreamily "Serenity was just so beautiful and sweet and kind. I fell head over foots for her when I had known her for about half a year…"

Joey looked interested and propped his head and arm on his knee "Ya never told me dis"

Anzu shrugged "You never asked, doggie. Anyway, Yugi, I never felt attracted to his royal sexiness over there-" Yami gave her the finger and she stuck her tongue out at him in retaliation "-and everyone around me was talking about getting into his pants, I was more interested in the girl flirting with him that the subject of the conversation. Then a little later when I realised I loved Serenity, more than a friend or sister I realised I was gay… I worked up the nerve to tell her on her birthday… and she was shocked to say the least-"

Joey snorted "She was spaced out fad a whole week! Ya confession made her litt'e head spin"

Anzu bonked him on the head "I do that with people… well after than week, I was a wreck, thinking my darling didn't love me back and was now disgusted with me. Then just before she left for her holiday she called me to the station and kissed me full on the smackers"

Everyone chuckled while Yugi listened entranced by the story. Anzu wiped an eye "Sorry, everyone, just… getting a little emotional there" she sniffed then grunted and talked on "She told me to wait for her until she came back and I said I'd wait forever if I had ta. And after she got back, few dates, few clubs, then she became my girlfriend" she held up some of her hair and showed a pierced ear with a large 'S' dangling from the lobe. "Serenity has the other S and A" she showed the other ear; 'A'.

Tristan looked thoughtful "Serenity and Anzu" he smiled then thought about getting Miho that to show his own devotion.

Yami and Joey sighed as Tristan spaced out as he daydreamed about her. "Miho-sick again" Yami said irritably. "He should just wake up and realise that she's not interested in dating anyone at the moment"

Yugi shrugged. Anzu clapped her hands and jumped up "Right! Yugi and I will get going now. Lend me a car, Yami?" she asked as she hesitated by the door.

Yami sighed and nodded "You can have the blue one"

Anzu squealed "Seriously! Man I love you! Let's go Yugi!" she grabbed his hand and pulled him down the corridor and down to the garage level. Yugi gaped at the ten cars that waited under the house. Each one of these could be worth Grandpa's shop ten times over! Not to mention gas!

Anzu hopped over to the only blue one with a sigh "God's she's a dreamboat… I could drive off into the sunset with this car, my credit card and my Serenity and be happy" she shook her head and giggled at herself "I talk to myself, don't mind me" she said to the startled Yugi.

Yugi looked at the car and whistled. It was a very sleek Zenvo, dark blue like the ocean and topless, the seats were black leather that looked as comfortable as beds. There was two seatbelts for this car and Yugi was afraid to look at the speed monitor.

Anzu pulled the key out from under the car, in a little compartment that never let you lose the keys. She clicked it and the car bleeped as the alarm turned off. "Let's go cutie. The shops await!" she jumped in and belted herself before Yugi had even touched the handle.

Oh no! Anzu's gone on a shopping frenzie! I feel sorry for Yugi, but you have to admit that this will make some interesting scenes in the near future...

I can't wait! The boys should just kiss each other already...

Anzu! Don't get any ideas! bother, too late...

R&R