Kissy Kissy Foxy

Rated: M (FOR A REASON!)
Pairings: Sakura/Naruto

A/N: Currently im rewriting all my work, because of plenty of mistakes. And i will NOT change this to a crossover!


"Well I guess we are done here for today Houndour," said Sakura as they were leaving through the gates. Apparently Chiyo wanted her to hang around for abit to help stock the whole shipment. And then offer her some lemon cake as thanks.

So there they went with Sakura holding onto the reins of the wagon while Houndour lay in the back.

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As the trio travel along the dirt road that then led to a split road. Both ways led to their destination, but one way gets them home faster.

Although there is one problem that stood in their way from them going to that shortcut. The fast route led into a dark forest with a bunch of bug Pokémon and god knows what else.

"Well it's almost evening and I really want to get home, do you think we should go through that path guys?"

Both Pokémon looked nervous about it, but Houndour was quick to respond with a bark and jumped off the wagon to lead the way.

"Alright let's go!" With a new found courage the trio enters the dark forest. As Ponyta's mane and tail lighten up a little bit of their path.

"Hoo-hoo"

So three minutes into the forest and they are already scared.

'How pathetic are you.'

Sakura mentally smacked her forehead as she looked around her surroundings. Just then rustle movement came from the bushes making the trio freeze in fright.

"Teddi-ursa!"

The little bear Pokémon came out from behind the bushes. All three of them sweat dropped as they realize they were afraid of a small teddy bear.

"Oh- hey there little guy what are you doing here all alone?"

"Teddiursa!"

"Alright, soo you're not lost and you don't look like you're in danger."

Sakura spoke way too soon as two new Pokémon joined them. The pink haired girl quickly pulled out her Pokédex and flipped it open as she pointed at the first Pokémon she saw.

"Scizor… The evolve form of Scyther; Scizor has a body with the hardness of steel. It is not easily fazed by ordinary sort of attacks."

"Alright." Sakura pointed the Pokédex quickly to the next Pokémon.

"Skarmory… A bird Pokémon that has a steel body and wings. It slashes its foes with its wings that possess sword like cutting edges."

"Damnit! Houndour get ready to fight!"

"Hold it!" Behind a couple of trees, came out the asshole that attacked them and the weird blonde boy.

"Why in the world are you two still after this Teddiursa!" Sakura yelled at the boys.

"Hn, get out of my way. Scizor attack with False Swipe!"

Well the next two minutes went by soo quick that Sakura barely comprehend what had happen. So this is what happened Teddiursa dodged the attack and evolve as the two idiots decided to attack it again.

"Ursaring!" The Pokémon roared after it evolved.

Pokédex snippet: "Ursaring, a Pokémon with an incredible sense of smell, being able to distinguish any scent. Ursaring can be quite aggressive when angered or especially when protecting their Teddiursa offspring. However, they seldom attack unprovoked."

"Shit! See what you have done now!"

"We got this all handle!" Shouted the blonde boy as he then order Skarmory to attack with steel wing.

But then Ursaring decide to use hyper beam at them.

"OH CRAP!" They all shouted (except the Pokémon who made their own noise of fright) as both Pokémon and their trainers ran off the path into the dark forest screaming as huge explosion took place at the spot they left barely.

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"Well that couldn't have gone worse, right?" Growled an angry pink haired girl as they sat sitting around a small fire they made. Well the girl was pacing back and forth.

"And now we are lost!" She screamed as both boys flinched in fear. Well the asshole, Sasuke, did it inwardly as he poked the fire with a stick made by Houndour.

Sakura was pacing back and forth thinking of ways to get home, she could make Houndour smell their way out but it was too dark to travel.

Naruto just watch the girl pace in deep thought as she ranted randomly. Well at least he won't be bored for awhile as his gaze followed the female.

"Ugh!" She finally sat down on the hard grassy earth before searching in her bag again. This was becoming hopeless, since her cell phone had a dead battery and the Pokédex was no help at all.

"Don't you guys have a map or cell phone or anything!" Sakura begging them hoping they would at least carry something around just in case. Watching them search themselves as they both shook their heads.

Sighing Sakura turn back to the fire and put her hands up to keep them warm. A sudden drop of degrees became noticeable soon after.

"Houndour come here and Ponyta you too." Smiling as both her Pokémon came to her. Ponyta lay behind her as Houndour laid her head on Sakura's lap. Smiling Sakura lean against Ponyta's side as she pet Houndour's head.

She became warm quickly since they are of course both fire Pokémon. Now both boys were freezing their butts off, and having no fire Pokémon with them it sucked. Not even the fire could keep them warm.

"Can we joi-join you?" Naruto's teeth chatter as he talked as he hugged himself. Sasuke only nodded in agreement since he was shivering.

Making a thinking face Sakura was making them suffer as they looked miserable at her.

"Fine." Sighing as she closed her eyes as both boys went to either side of her and almost hugged her and Houndour for warmth. Almost did.

"Thanks Sakura!" Shouted the blonde.

"Thanks." Was all Sasuke could mutter, but it was alright to her.

As long as she gets thanks she was happy.


1. I'm NOT giving Naruto a Ninetails or Vulpix… For many obvious reasons.

2. Reason I'm writing this story is because it is easy to write and well I got tired of the same plot or stories on FF (SakuraxNaruto) But they are SOME good stories *smiles*

3. Thinking of adding more pairings to Sakura

4. More reviews = more battles and NEW people

5. Did I get you Excited yet?

6. Yes? No? Well just Read and Review is all I ask of you

7. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ