I'm baaaaaaaaaaack *jazz hands* well let us see what happens! Well you can, I already know ;) (I am psychic) I don't own glee blah blah blah. Enjoy! X
After Kurt had spent an hour making the sweatpants fitted and adding a buckle the side of the right leg, he was ready to go and visit Nick and Jeff in their 'man cave' yeah but it was really just the warblers' rehearsal hall. He glanced at himself once again in the mirror, sighing, but he held his head up high and walked quickly to his destination. Avoiding eye contact with EVERYONE!
'Hey Kurt!' Trent smiled.
'I have no power over what I am wearing!' he said, not making eye contact and still walking, leaving Trent looking very confused.
Kurt continued on his one man stampede throughout the school until he reached the Warblers hall, eyes scanning the room for a blonde and a brunette, who were undoubtedly up to no good. However he could not see them.
'Nick? Jeff?' he shouted into the room. That was when he felt a hand on each of his shoulders, making Kurt jump out of his skin.
'You called?' Nick asked laughing at Kurt's reaction.
'What has the dead man planned?' Kurt asked. The two looked at each other in confusion. 'Blaine, did you see what he made me wear? When I get hold of him there will me a lot of smacking involved!' Nick turned to look at Jeff smirking. Then they both turned back to Kurt.
'Wanky!' they chorused. Kurt was not amused; he gave them a look that said 'If you don't tell me right now I will kill you with a butter knife.'
'Ok, so Blaine has asked me to give you this.' Jeff handed Kurt a card. 'It's reservation details for the dinner you will be attending tonight at breadsticks.'
Breadsticks
7pm – Table 5
Dress up! A car will pick you up at 6.30. – B oxox
Kurt was not impressed. 'ALL OF THIS FOR A DINNER!' Nick and Jeff jumped at his outburst, Jeff squealing a little before coughing and brushing invisible wrinkles from his shirt. 'Wait! How does this explain the sweats?'
'Well that is why you are here!' Nick smiled. 'Jeff and I have been given a post code. We are to enter it into the GPS and see where it takes us. Even we don't know what's going on! All we know is that your outfit will be appropriate for where you're going.'
'No way on Earth I am going out in public dressed like this! I can't even...' Kurt continued ranting. The blonde and brunette turned to each other, then to Kurt, both with an evil grin (Kurt was too busy shouting to no-one to see this). They walked right up to Kurt, Jeff picking him up and flinging him over his shoulder and Nick tying Kurt's legs together so he could not kick the blonde boy. Oh but that didn't stop him trying.
'PUT ME DOWN YOU BIG BLONDE BAFFOON! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH HELL AND BACK IN THE PAST TWO HOURS! LET ME DOWN! I HAVE RIGHTS...NOT THE HAIR NICK! GET OFF!' Nick giggled, he knew just how to get Kurt's attention.
He started struggling full force, but Jeff was stronger. He lifted Kurt off his shoulder and placed him in the backseat of his BMW. Kurt sat, chin up not moving a muscle. Unsure of what to do, Nick leaned over and put Kurt's seatbelt on for him awkwardly trying to dodge his folded arms. They shut his door and got into the car. The drive was silent, but the tension was bearable, they found out from the GPS that their destination was only half an hour away.
They arrived at a large building when they had been told that they had reached their destination. The two in the front looked confused, but Kurt knew where he was. A grin spread across his face.
'THE SPA!' He exclaimed! 'Ok, maybe Blaine's not 100% dead yet, but are you guys going? I don't want to...' he was cut off by a tapping on the window of the car, he turned around to see the girls of New Directions. The grin on his face grew impossibly wider, Nick and Jeff thought his head was going to explode when he let out a squeal of delight to see the girls.
Kurt ran out of the car and straight into the arms of the ready and waiting Rachel and Mercedes, who were then joined by Brittany and Santana, Tina, Quinn and was that Lauren?
'Hold up white boy!' Mercedes announced. 'I have been instructed to give you this!' She held out a note, presumably from Blaine.
Hey Kurt, I know you probably are mad at me, but I did all of this so that you can spend some time with your girls, I know that you have been missing them- B x
Kurt smiled, but why hadn't Blaine mentioned this evening to him? He thought he would have written a 'see you later' or something. But he was too excited for his spa day with his girls to let it confuse him. The group all left towards the spa, leaving Nick and Jeff in the car.
'Why do the gay guys get all the chicks?'
Hey! I hope you liked it! On my first chapter I got plenty of favourite but only 1 review! *cries* so stick your reviews where I like 'em ;) Hope you're all getting excited for Christmas!