Yo yo and hellllooooooo! It's the magnificent, unbelievable, divine, indescribably awesome HAWKEYE! YEAHHHHHHH

Cough. Sorry bout that. I currently have a very horrible fever for reasons unknown... Could it have something to do with the fried chicken I ate last night? Brr... I'm never eating Kiriyu's cooking again...

Anyways, sorry for the delay! That rainstorm caused a blackout (that was partially due to me accidentally overloading the electrical supply with my own electricity in a terrible attempt to zap a Night Walker who was standing on a wire), so I was without internet for two days. And since there was no electricity, I couldn't do anything but do squats in here... Seriously, this is boring. At least the power is back on – the Empress had enough sense to put a TV in here...

Uh, off topic! To ward of my boredom, here's my responses to your questions~

By ThahnuFia:

"(Just because I'm worry sick about someone and need a distraction). Here go nothing:

1. How long is Neinheart's hair ? Longer than empress Cygnus ?

2. Oz or Irena ?

3. Tap Mihile or tap Eckhart ?

4. Did Kyrin ever beat the fuck out of you for stealing all her pirate ?"

Worried sick? Don't tell me you're another Aran fangirl... I heard he got beaten up pretty badly when he went to challenge Zakum. Help me tell him to be more careful! He can't possibly be as awesome as me no matter how hard he tries, even if he's a hero!

Okay. Um, Neinheart's hair? Why... Why are you interested in that? I understand that it's the same color as Aran's hair, but isn't... never mind. His hair really isn't that long, the empress has longer and nicer hair. I think his hair used to be black, then it all turned gray from stress.

(Pssst. Just a theory, but... I think he doesn't wash his hair. He has way too much paperwork and he doesn't use my awesome Nependeath Essence Shampoo.)

The second question... Oz or Irena? Ahem... Irena is technically Mihile's, so... O-Oz it is! This has a-absolutely NOTHING to do with p-personal preferences...!

Tap Mihile or tap Eckhart? I'd choose neither of them. I'd rather tap Horned Tail than them...

Kyrin, beating me up? O-Of course not! I'm way too a-awesome to, uh, get beaten up by her! Er, heheh...? (gulp) A-And her pirates were naturally attracted to my awesomeness, so it isn't classified as s-stealing!

O-Okay, those were tough questions... N-next.

"I don't even know what this strange contraption is. I found it in Oz's room. Is this that computer she's always talking about? Whatever, it'll have to do.

Hawkeye, you shithead...

MY students going back because of rain? Ha!

They can withstand any kind of weather - rain or shine. Unlike yours; the lazy bastards, their pompousness is second only to only to those holier-than-thou Dawn Warriors. They get it from their instructors, I'm sure.

You and Mihile are the WORST teachers. Just putting that out there.

Ranting aside, I suppose I'll ask you a question anyway.

1. Why don't you have a mask as awesome as mine? It's fangirl bait, man. I scare them all away after I take off my mask, but still. Oh, and the mysteriousness/darkness of the rest of my uniform helps, too. I find that certain activities (namely, sitting down, or walking, or doing anything that requires me to move my legs whilst wearing these leather pants in one way or another) comes with many complications, but it's totally worth it.

2. Why the hell are you a pirate (sailing the seas [WITH LOTS AND LOTS OF WATER], I'd assume) when you throw ELECTRIC sharks? Does Goddess really hate you that much?

For now, auf wiedersehen.

You sleep-walking, destructive, fucking obnoxious idiot."

Ha! From Eckhart, that snooty no-good little...

You don't even know what a computer is? What a noob! Even Grendel has one in his library, to watch po- uh, do research on Maplepedia! Tch... You're lowering the collective intelligence of the knights of Cygnus... Thank the Goddess Oz is here to help drag it back up...

And I'm not a shithead. I'm an awesomehead. Just clarifying.

Humph! Your students are not that bad after all... they stood there stoically like statues in the rain. Hah! I gotta admit, I laughed like hell watching one get struck by lightning! (FYI, the strike was absolutely not directed by yours truly) And I am an AWESOME teacher, unlike you, mopey-face!

I don't need a mask. Life's much easier not looking like a Halloween leftover prop. And I already have enough fangirls as it is – I don't need more! And my uniform is just as awesome as the rest of me, yours just looks gothic. Seriously...

I throw electric sharks. Problem bro? Selachophobia, hm? My, my... tsk tsk tsk. Conclusion? I throw electric sharks. Don't ask me why (because I don't remember). Just the properties of the magic I use I guess. Well, bye bye you little dirtbag.

(P/S: What's auf wiedersehen?)

Yay, now comes the fun part! Here's Oz's lovely little letter:

"Hiya Hawkie-chan. I'm sorry for going offline whenever you talk to me, but it's something serious, reallyyyyy. Why ? Cus scary Neinheart threaten to cut my pay check if I don't. Sorryyyyyy~

Anyway, there's something that's bothering me... How come you get more girl than Eckhart and Mihile combined ? Oh, wait. Everybody is still asking about Mihile's true gender and Cygnus-chan wants him so he gets no girl, at all. Oh oh oh, and what do you think about the up coming job that's called "Mihile". Do you think it's unfair to you and the rest of the Chief Knight ?

Okie, that's all. Cya later Shark boy~"

Hi Oz! =D It's been awhile since we last talked! I miss your nice red hair and hot bod, babe.

On second thought, I should refrain from saying that. You'll probably roast me for complimenting you on a public site (which is weird, since you seem to enjoy self-praising on Facebook). And don't worry, it's totally understandable that you have to get off the Net. I believe you, and Neinheart is a sexist asshole anyway. Anyway, time to answer questions~

I get more girls than that two combined because I am awesome.

Awesome.

AWESOME.

AWESOME!

That said, there's always space for you, so feel free to visit me here in this stupid cottage! I'll text you the address later, though I think you can ask around.

Mihile's... true... gender? Cygnus... wants him? Oh Goddess I wish I could unread that oh shit oh shit

Upcoming job called 'Mihile'? That's totally unfair! I demand a new job called Hawkeye's Awesome Shit-mangling Heavenly Ultra Knights of the Destruction King Mega Fighters! Why does that blondie get all the good stuff? Maybe Cygnus does fangirl him in secret. TToTT

Sigh... No more questions? Then I'm off to watch an 'Of the Dragon, Of the Stars' rerun on TV then. Bye~