Disclaimer: If I was JK Rowling, the whole Harry Potter series would be so much more random!
Hungry Plot Bunny!
"Ow, Ron! That's my foot!" Hermione yelped as the three trooped down the hallway. "I swear your feet are getting bigger every day!"
"Thanks, 'Mione!" Ron said cheerfully.
"She wasn't complimenting you, you prat!" Harry hissed. "Now where did that bloody rabbit get to?" He paused and saw the point of a furry ear sticking out from behind a tapestry. "There he is!" Harry pointed. As he was in the lead, he pulled back the tapestry."He went down a tunnel!" He gasped.
"Wicked! I wonder if Fred and George know about this - !" Ron yelped. He had been leaning into the tunnel before loosing his balance and falling in.
"RON!" Hermione yelped partially in fear and partially in exasperation. "C'mon, Harry." she jumped down and Harry followed. Of course, she was the one sensible enough to light her wand on the way down.
They landed in none other than the Hogwarts kitchen. "EXCELLENT! Food!" Ron grabbed the first thing he saw which was a large pumpkin pie.
"Ronald Weasly, we just had lunch!" Hermione yelled before pushing the pie up in his face. Soon an all out food among the Golden Trio and the house elves was in full scale. Harry was levitating onions and lobbing them, Ron was throwing whatever food he could get his hands on, and whatever he didn't eat first, and Hermione was making pumpkin juice shoot out of her wand.
"Oi! There's the rabbit again!" Ron said with his mouth full. The rabbit was nibbling on a carrot. He gave them a meaningful look and went running through the kitchen. "I guess we'd better get him." He said before letting out an almighty belch.