This chapter: Lenalee gets a taste of her own medicine, and well, secrets are revealed.

Took a little longer than I should have with this fanfic, and it isn't even all that long. I guess I was a little too busy slaying plot bunnies. ._. Go check them out at my LJ homepage :D

DISCLAIMER: I do not own DGM or any other external references.

It does take a little while for the four exorcists to get back to normal, and for the whole room to be cleared up, but when they do, they're back with a vengeance.

The moment they return the accursed laptop back to it's original place, they head over to Allen's room again, to discuss what to do to take revenge. Although Allen's usually pretty peace-loving and stuff, he can't take this sort of thing. Seriously, how could Lenalee defame their gender without getting away?

"So we need to come up with a plan, something to make Lenalee get a taste of her own medicine," Lavi paces around the small room, taking care not to bang his head into the ceiling. "We have to be discreet somehow, and not damage her too much, or anything like that, but we have to make sure she doesn't do this sort of stuff again."

The plan they form is simple: Write a femslash and discreetly send it to her.

"Maybe," Lavi suggests, "we'll have you, Allen, emailing Lenalee with some innocent subject header, when inside is the femslash. I think it's more commonly called yuri in Japanese, isn't it, Kanda?"

Kanda grunts in reply.

"Right. So maybe the header could be asking what yaoi means or something, because she didn't clarify what exactly was yaoi. So then maybe she'll suspect that Allen was looking through fanfictions and one of the summaries said 'yaoi' and she doesn't want Allen to read those fanfictions, obviously. Then she'd rush to open the email and read it's contents or something. And then: DAYUM! HER EYES ARE TAINTED! JUST LIKE SHE HAS TAINTED OURS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Lavi, you have to learn to speak slower."

Once they've sorted out a very basic plot for the story, they decide to set it to Naruto, namely because it's too famous for Lenalee NOT to have watched or read, being the otaku she is.

They don't know much about Naruto themselves, actually, so they just use Sakura and Ino and set it in a high school setting.

PLOT:

1) The bell goes off for lunch, and everyone files out of class, except for Sakura, who's packing her things, and Ino, who's hanging around.

2) Ino goes up to Sakura.

3) Ino slams Sakura against wall.

4) Ino proclaims undying love and kisses Sakura.

5) They have a heated make out session.

6) They start stripping.

7) They have sex.

8) THE END!

"The plot seems pretty no-brainer to me, you know..." Krory reads the Word document the plot is typed on, making weird faces as he visualises steps 5 to 8. "It's just really kinda random, isn't it?"

"But we only need Lenalee to get grossed out," Lavi defends himself and the plot that he came up with.

Allen interjects. "Look, let's just get started, shall we?"

And Kanda asks the magic question:

"How?"

Lavi and Allen have been assigned to write the fanfiction, while Kanda and Krory are assigned to try and make Lenalee believe that everything is nice and dandy.

Kanda is unwilling, and Krory can't act at all, so they give up after half a minute of trying and head back to their own rooms. No need to let the other two know that they're slacking, anyway.

So, with Lavi's great intellect and very wide imagination, and Allen's minute experience with fanfiction, they manage to come up with a decent story in less than 5 hours; a miracle, mind you. Then they proceed to send it, and flee from the room to avoid traces or anything.

Allen heads down to the cafeteria, again, where he orders another cartload of stuff, and eats the whole lot, as a group of Finders sitting at another table gaze wide-eyed at the appetite of the albino. He mentally wonders why they're still amazed, even after two years of being in the Order, before getting up and returning the dishes and apologizing to the dishwasher.

As Allen returns to his room, he faintly notes a scream somewhere in some room along the corridor.

The moment he closes his new room door, it's flung open by a breathless Lavi and Krory, who slam the door shut and huddle on the floor in an attempt to camouflage themselves.

The door's flung open again, and this time, it's the black boot wearing exorcist, eyes flaming with fury and shock.

"What. Was. That. All. About."

Swiftly, Lenalee grabs Lavi by the front of his shirt, and glares, waiting for a response.

"LOOK, IT WASN'T JUST ME!" Lavi protests, squirming from the piercing stare. "Moyashi was also involved in writing this!"

"I AM NOT A MOYASHI!"

Lenalee pauses, and releases Lavi, and a hurt expression encloses her face.

"Allen-kun, is this true?"

"Um, yeah, because, you see-"

MSN MESSENGER

Kanda is available.

Krory is available.

Lavi is available.

Miranda is available.

Miranda: Hey guys, what's going on? I'm in on a mission so I don't know what's happening... D:

Kanda: Che. What's going on.

Lavi: Um, Krory and I are here, and Allen's getting interrogated by Lenalee :{O

Krory: he looks terrified. lol

Miranda: Oh dear! :O What happened to Allen and Lenalee? :/

Lavi: We kinda wrote a lesbo fanfic to piss Lenalee off. x{P

Miranda: WHY DID YOU DO THAT? :(

Krory: ooouuuucccchhhh. lenalee's in shock.

Kanda: Miranda, Lenalee writes yaoi fanfictions.

Lavi: We detest yaoi as much as you detest yuri. D}:

Miranda: Ohhh. So, what else is happening? ?_?

Lavi: Wait, I'll try type the convo. Krory, you be Allen. :{)

Krory: k.

Lavi: L is Lenalee and A is Allen. Okay wait.

Lavi: L: Is it because you found my fanfiction account?

Krory: A: um, yeah..

Lavi: L: Oh shit. Look, I'm sorry, okay?

Krory: A: i didn't think you would do something like that, lenalee.

Lavi: L: I'M SORRY! REALLY I AM! -starts sobbing- PLEASE FORGIVE ME? I COULD NEVER LIVE IT DOWN WITH YOU HATING ME ALL THE TIME! IF YOU WON'T FORGIVE ME, I THINK I MIGHT HANG MYSELF!

Krory: A: uh, as much as i treasure your friendship, why do you seem soooo... desperate?

Lavi: L: BECAUSE I LIKE YOU!

Lavi: WAIT, WHAT? :{O

Miranda: WHATTT? :O

Krory: WHAT SERIOUSLYYY?

Kanda: ?

Miranda: LENALEE LIKES ALLEN? GET BACK TO THEIR CONVERSATION!

Lavi: Okay, okay! L: Please tell me you like me back too...

Krory: A: uh, um, ah, eh, er, i'm sorry lenalee, i don't like you... that way...

Lavi: L: You like Kanda, don't you. I knew it. -angry face-

Kanda: ?

Krory: A: No! Definitely not! I don't like anyone!

Lavi: Oh he doesn't like anyone. I was hoping... -twiddles thumbs- :{/

Miranda: WHAT YOU LIKE ALLEN? xO

Kanda: You are so dead, baka usagi.

Miranda: YOU LIKE ALLEN TOOO? xO

Krory: A: -runs out of room-

Lavi: L: -cries-

Lavi: Okay, we better go comfort Lenalee, Krory. See you guys! :{P

Krory: yeah bye then!

Lavi has signed out.

Miranda: Oh okay, bye! ^^

Krory has signed out.

Kanda: I'm really going to get you, baka usagi.

Kanda has signed out.

Miranda has signed out.

Hahas cliffhanger! Kind of :x

Thanks tons for reading! Sorry if this chapter was a little short as well; I need time to restock on ideas and plan and bleh. Thanks to all the reviewers who helped supply ideas :D could never do it without you.

Meanwhile, as I try to figure out what comes next, please review! I won't really beg for them, but if you come up with anything that could help me in the story, I would really appreciate that. Thanks!

I think I need to come up with an ending for this story. It seems to be able to go on forever.