Fionna's POV
The plan was all set to go. The party was in full swing, and Marshall had sent everything up. Marshall Lee floated by. "You ready for this?" he said, smiling.
"Yeah," I responded.
"Great, let's do this."
Gumball walked onto the stage in the huge ballroom. "Excuse me? Can I get everyone's attention please?"
Everyone quieted down and turned to look at Gumball.
"I hope everyone's having a good time tonight. We have some surprise special entertainment for you guys tonight. Apparently, Marshall Lee's band would like to perform a song for you tonight. So put your hands together for them."
Everyone started to cheer as the curtains opened up. Marshall's band waved to the crowds. I stood at the mic.
"Here we go," I sighed. "Hey, you guys!" I shouted. Everyone in the audience cheered wildly. "This is for my ex-boyfriend, Prince Gumball!"
I saw him look up, confused. I laughed as Marshall Lee started to play. I took a deep breath and started to sing.
"Last night I had enough of you, I put on the brakes
And I could tell you took it hard, it was all over your face
That you were slipping and flipping, but here is the sitch
I signed up for a man, but you are just a bitch
I saw Gumball gasp in shock. It was Marshall Lee's idea for me to this song tonight to show Gumball just what I thought of him. By the look of things, he got the message.
You should know that I love you a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
I continued to sing as Gumball stood there, babbling and confused. Many of the people in the audience looked just as surprised as him.
When I first met you (Panties dropping!)
Everytime I saw you (It was on and!)
One day you asked if we could just talk
And that's the reason why I'm walking
If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics
I'm not trying to be rude or crude
I just wanted one thing from you
And you got confused
I jumped off the stage and started to walk towards Gumball. The audience had gotten into it and were dancing and clapping. I walked up to Gumball and smiled devilishly. He glared at me as I continued to sing.
You should know that I love you a lot
But I just can't date a dude with a vag
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Grow a pear, you can call me back
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Oh, grow a pear, you can call me back
And no, I don't want to see your mangina
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Gumball turned even pinker as he blushed with embarrassment. I laughed and stalked off, hopping back on the stage and singing the end of the song at the top of my lungs.
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
Then you had me thinking 'bout you nonstop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're acting like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back."
Everyone broke into wild applause as I sang the last note. I waved at the crowd as the curtains closed. I turned to Marshall Lee and the band. "That was great, you guys!" I shouted.
"You were awesome, Fionna!" Marshall Lee laughed.
"Thanks!" I said, as I walked backstage. Just then, I ran into Gumball. He looked furious.
"What was that all about, Fionna!" he shouted angrily. "You totally humiliated me in front of all my subjects! What did you even mean with that whole song?"
"Figure it out," I laughed as I walked off, leaving him there looking confused.
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