Konnichiwa everyone! *bows* I got more letters! *throws confetti* I'm trying to stay sane in this one but I think I failed, epically. I'll try later…
Japan: *bows*
MeiMei: Ok, so we have a few so far. *hands over letters*
Japan: This is from ShunKazamis-Girl.
Konnichiwa,
It is very nice to meet you. *bows* I'm just wondering... what do you think of Germany and Italy (in general)?
Sincerely,
ShunKazamis-Girl
Japan: She is very porite. I think that Germany-san may be a bit, uh, tough sometimes but is a very good friend. He is very protective of Itary-san. Itary-san… He is a very good friend and is not fearfur to express his feerings.
MeiMei: Unlike you…do you have to be so polite sometimes? I'm going to have to get that binoculars that Korea made to see people's thoughts and use it on you.
Japan: Next letter?
MeiMei: Oh I forgot! *face palm* Speaking of Korea, this is from XxTimeOfDeathxX…Hi! What's up? *waves*
Japan: *takes letter*
MeiMei: *glares* I was going read it.
Hello Japan~!
I wanted to know what it was like to live under the same roof as Korea…and have China to take care of you! That sounds amazing… (except for the Korea part, because of all the groping…)
Well, Sianarah! For now…
Japan: It was hard to live with Korea-san because of the groping and da-zee. China-san…
MeiMei: I think you just brought up bad memories…
Japan: China–san was picky with how you ate. When I put too much soy sauce on something, he would yerr at me. Once I had mixed these two foods together, now I don't remember what they were. That was when Korea-san first came. He had stated yerring at me, and then Korea-san had thrown food, starting a food fight. I think I was smiring and raughing that day.
MeiMei: I just got a fax from China. WHO EVEN USES FAXES THESE DAYS?
Japan: China does…
MeiMei: That was a rhetorical question! *glares* He says you were smiling and laughing…How does he know what we were talking about? *shrugs and shuts blinds*
Japan: It seems that Ireland, the republic has written me a letter.
MeiMei: Read it! *claps*: D
Dia Dhuit Japan,
It's been a while since we last met. I'm Ireland, the Republic that is, I'm the British are's ex adopted sister. I just want to know how things are going for ye since over here in the EU things are shaky in the economy.
Love,
Maureen McNeil *Republic of Ireland*
Japan: Oh, herro Irerand. *bows* Rike what America says arot, I am trying to get back on my feet from the earthquake and tsunami. I have heard from Itary and Germany how tough it is over there. I don't think that most of them changing over to the euro were a good idear.
MeiMei: Poor Ireland! Being England's adopted sister. I have one question; do you have better food then him? I wanna try some!
Japan: Some of the issues I have here are rike export markets, erectricity, and Thailand's floods. One good thing is yen varue.
MeiMei: Greece is trying to not go bankrupt as I heard. But why Thailand's flood? I thought he has sparkle parties with sharks and his elephant Toto.
Japan: -.-
MeiMei: aw…don't be sad for your kitty! XP
Japan: *confused look*
MeiMei: *face desk* sigh…you must not read watch your own anime.
Japan: •.•
MeiMei: Don't worry! We have another letter! *reads letter* haha! This one is so good! Now stop giving me looks.
Japan: What? *tries to take letter*
MeiMei: I'LL READ IT!
Dear Japan,
Hello dad that I want but can't have, my name is Tsuki and I am America and Britain's daughter, and the personification if South Florida. Now for my questions. Why did you attack my sister Hawaii? She was a small child at the time, very small. Now for question 2. Can you help me confess my love to Russia? Please, if you don't then I will bring out your worst nightmare, and post embarrassing pictures of you on the internet. Now for the dare/torture. You have to let the world, by the world I mean all of the countries personifications, glomp you.
Singed
Tsuki
Japan and MeiMei: Glomp?
MeiMei: OK, even I don't want you to summit to that much torture. I don't like people hugging me either. *glomps Japan* But I wanna glomp you!
Japan: *pushes Mei off* Sorry for attacking your sister. *bows* I stirr don't feer good about that.
MeiMei: He feels really bad because now he just curled up on the couch and I think he's crying…no wait, he's just drifting off to space.
Japan: I'm rearry sorry. My boss told me to attack. I stir have nightmares about when America dropped bombs on my cities.
MeiMei: Its ok, Japan. Don't worry. Man, he looks freaked out. I've been to both cites and it's really beautiful there. Even if something bad happened there, they rebuild it more beautiful! There are monuments like the cranes for the girl. Come on, you still have to answer about confessing her love to Russia.
Japan: That man is a monster created by fallout from nuclear tests! He tears down buildings! He breathes fire! You shourd ask China to do that. I'm not really that close to Russia.
MeiMei: *pops up* No pun intended! I crack myself up! Haha…Rochu…I don't really like that pairing but…anyway.
Japan: ?
MeiMei: Because of the land mass is closer and…Sheesh, you need to get out more often.
Japan: *sweat drop* How did you get the pictures of me?
MeiMei: I wanna see the pictures! Send them to me! My mailbox is always open! *holds up empty box* See?
Alaska: *jumps through window* South Florida likes Russia?
MeiMei: Yes, she likes Russia who was your father until America bought you from him. Bad dad. NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! *pushes Alaska back out the window*
Japan: Arr of them glomping me?
MeiMei: EVEN THE PERVERTS? AND SOUTH KOREA TOO! *pulls out kanata and drags Japan out the door* Japan and I will go to the G8 building for the glomping madness! Send in your letters and come to the glomp fest! Arigato!
Japan: Nani?