MeiMei: We're back from the G8 building and hug fest!
Japan: O.e
MeiMei: poor Nihon, scared for life. Well, we got to get back to work!
Japan: *shakily hands over letters*
MeiMei: Ah~! It seems that Illinois has written you a letter!
Dear Japan,
Hey there Kiku! It's me, Illinois, the 21st state of America! How are you? It's been a while since you last visited us. Once again, I'm sorry that my sister Louisiana flirted with you. Our 'foreign' Papa is France after all, so it was bound to happen...
H-Hey, Louisiana, this is my letter!
Bonjour ma cherie~! Remember me? Ohonhonhonhon~! I hope you remember my... time with you~!
Sis, back off! It's my turn to write to Japan! Get your own letter!
But frère, I only wanted to further spread L'Amoure!
Yeah yeah, I get it. Now shoo! Ehehehe, sorry about that Japan. Guess I'll write to you later.
From, Leroy O'Hare jones, the state of Illinois!
And Louis Bonnefoy-Jones, the state of Louisiana~!
Sis, once again, get outta my letters!
Ohonhonhonhon~!
MeiMei: Louisiana scares me. But hey states! Your 'foreign' dad tried to hug Japan at the glomping fest but I stopped him.
Japan: Konichiwa, Irrinois-san *bows* I am doing fine. I am sorry that I wasn't ablre to visit you, just with everything that is happening over in my country…
MeiMei: *re-reads letter* What does she mean by 'time with you'?
Japan: …
MeiMei: I don't think he wants to remember your time with him. TELL ME IN YOUR NEXT LETTER! XP
Japan: I shourd make you something to herp keep her away.
MeiMei: Just like when Italy was driving and that made you make safer cars, even if it killed you. Hey, why don't Illinois visit sometimes?
Japan: My house is furr enough with you here.
MeiMei: What? You have Pochi, Neko and me. How is that a lot?
Japan: *sigh*
MeiMei: What? *confused* IS THAT SAKE?
Japan: O.O
A while later….
Japan: I wirr now be reading the retters because I think MeiMei-kun is unable to.
MeiMei: I'm still sober!
Japan: This is from Oklahoma and Indian territory.
Konichiwa, Japan
This is Indian Territory. It's been interesting over here. Y'know how Europe is covered with snow? Yeah. Not us States. It's crazy seeing temps get up to the 60's. That's in Fahrenheit. Anyway, wondering how it was goin' with ya. Me an' my twin brother, who represents Oklahoma territory, were really bored. Our governor doesn't let him get out often. But Dad's driving me crazy.
From,
Oklahoma and Indian territory
(a.k.a, Jessie and Cherokee Jones)
Japan: Arigato for asking me about how I am. So, far I am fine except with the nucrear reactor shut down and earthquake mess.
MeiMei: They said it's going to take about 63 years for that place to be safe to live in again! You said it was the safest in the world! *pokes Japan*
Japan: *flinches* That is around 15 degrees Cersius for us. If you are bored, I wirr be sending something over to you and your brother.
MeiMei: *peeks in box* THERES VIDEO GAMES THAT HAVEN'T EVEN COME OUT YET! JAPAN!
Japan: They are just Engrish versions of the Japanese ones. MeiMei wirr be sending those panda ninjas she is so found of over to deriver them. *bows*
MeiMei: Next is from XxTimeOfDeathxX!
Hello,
I am sorry, for the bringing of the bad memories (-.-) Do you have a crush?
MeiMei: You sound like Starfi-
Japan: *covers MeiMei's mouth* I accept your aporogy. *blushes* the crush?
MeiMei: *slips out* Who is it Japan?
Japan: Ah, this next retter is from Tsuki.
MeiMei: STOP ADVOIDING THE QUESTION!
Japan: *waves panda in front of Mei's face*
MeiMei: Panda…
Dear Japan,
I forgive you for attacking Hawaii, and RUSSIA IS NOT A MONSTER! THE ONLY MONSTER IS FRANCE! And how did Alaska wind up at your place? And I'm a master spy, thank Britain for my training, and YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GLOMP IS! IT ORIGINATED IN JAPAN! Sorry about my temper, you can thank Cuba for that, and I'LL GOING TO KILL YOU ALASKA! Well, I'll just send sunflowers to Russia, they are abundant here, well, I'll await your reply
Signed
Tsuki
Japan: I do know what glomp is but that part MeiMei-kun was laughing and reading. I did not know it was glomp untir I had re-read the retter a few times. Sorry. *bows* I do not know why Araska was here, I'm sure MeiMei-kun knows why. *sweat drop* a spy? Sorry if I had offend you. *bows*
MeiMei: *wakes up* Japan's a ninja! How else did you think he gets all of the yaoi ideas? FROM WATCHING THE OTHER COUNTRIES! Especially that monster frog, France.
Alaska: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
MeiMei: I told you to get out! *throws out door*
Japan: I consider Russia a monster because of what he did to me in war. I had nearly gone broke just to win it. *drinks tea* MeiMei-kun, what did you put in here?
MeiMei: Tea…
Japan: and?
MeiMei: T^T what? I want you to tell the truth so I put some of that truth stuff I got from England who got it from Snape!
Japan: *sighs*
MeiMei: I will send my ninja pandas to deliver the flowers so they'll be still fresh! Don't worry! Russia told me to ask you to become one, da?
Japan: Next retter.
Japan,
I can see why ye think that way about the Euro. But hey if you can survive 750 years of Caterpillar face's shite cooking and treatment you can handle a lot.
Ireland
Japan: 750 years…?
MeiMei: Of England's cooking? *Holds out plates of food* Luckily, I made extra food! Don't worry, China taught me how to cook!
Japan: If you need anything prease terr me. I would rike to herp out friends. *bows* Arigato for sending retters to me!
MeiMei: *bows* Arigato!