"Liz, Patty, could you come over to the living room for a second?"
Kid's voice echoed over the intercom. Liz and Patty walked to the living room.
By now, the novelty had worn off the whole no-symmetry bit, but it was still luxury for the Thompson sisters. They wore their usual outfits (red tops, blue jeans, cowboy hats, etc) out of sheer habit.
As they walked into the living room, they noticed, against the wall, a target, which had not been there before.
Kid stood there, in ripped jeans, and a black tank top with a skull on it. Ever since his curing, he had dressed quite a bit more casually.
"Sit down girls. What im about to say may shock you."
The girls sat down.
"Liz… Patty… there's somebody I want you to meet. Come on in, Sasha."
In walked through the door, a girl with curly brown-red hair. Her hair was longer on one side then the other, and she wore a long, red, sparkly dress, with a strap over one shoulder.
Liz wondered how kid had let this assymetrical woman in, then remembered the whole kid-no-longer-likes-symmetry bit.
"Girls, Sasha is… your… your… well… perhaps I should demonstrate first. Sasha, transform."
The girl glowed and morphed, and Liz and Patty gasped. The girl was a weapon!
Less then a second later, in half the time Liz or Patty could transform, Sasha was gone. In her place was a huge gatling gun, with handles for holding. Kid picked her up, and casually, blasted a few dozen pink blasts in less then a second at the target. It was instantly vaporized.
"and… and what does Sasha have to do with us?" Said Liz. She already knew the answer, somehow, but refused to believe it.
"girls… I don't know how to put this, so I will put it bluntly."
"you're fired."
"Sasha is your replacement."
The girls gasped. Then Patty hugged Liz, crying.
"but… but why?" said Liz.
"well, girls, Sasha is far superior to you in every way possible. Not to mention, she is obedient, and doesn't make a mess everywhere. Sasha has incredibly fast fire rate, is incredibly light, is brilliantly smart, while you two… I honestly don't remember why I recruited you two in the first place."
"it's because we're symmetrical!" Said Liz, shaking Kid by the lapels of his jacket. "remember Kid? Symmetry?"
Kid laughed. "why on earth would I hire you solely because of symmetry. That's preposterous."
Liz' eyes filled with tears. This wasn't Kid, this wasn't the Kid she knew.
"don't worry, im sure you guys will get used to being back on the streets." Said Sasha, smiling at Liz. How Liz hated her smile, her smug attitude!
Suddenly, a invisible wall pushed Liz and patty back to the couch. At the same time, what looked like a blue, four-armed monkey fell from the ceiling onto kids head. In one hand it held the cobra which contained Kid's symmetry.
It shoved the snake into kid's mouth, which slithered in obediently. Once it was about 3/4ths of the way into his mouth, though, the monkey cut off the rest of it with a knife from its third hand, leaving a foot-long stretch of snake tail on the floor.
Kid promptly fainted, as the monkey leapt to the floor in front of Liz and Patty. Then, because the day couldn't get any weirder, the monkey began to ttransform.
It's arms melded from four to two. It stood on its hind legs, and began to grow. Newly formed muscles rippled its body Its tail shrunk back into its rear. Its left eye turned black-yellow, and its hair morphed into a green Mohawk. Clothes formed over its now-human skin.
Where seconds before the blue monkey had been, green-hair now stood.
"You girls ok?" he said, as the girls' jaws hit the floor.
"what-you-monkey-arms-what?" they said alternatingly.
"did I forget to mention I am a expert shapeshifter?" said green-hair. As the girls opened their mouths to ask more questions, green-hair raised his hand. "all your questions I will answer later. Now we need to check on kid."
Liz, Patty, green-hair and Sasha leaned over the unconscious kid. Suddenly, kid's eyes snapped open and he gasped. Then murder grew in his eyes.
"WHAT IS THAT ASSYMETRICAL WOMAN DOING HERE?" he said. he picked up sasha and carried her to the door, where he unceremoniously punted her out. "and don't come back!" he said, slamming the door. He then turned around. "Elizabeth. Patricia." He said. Liz and Patty's hearts jumped at that familiar voice. Kid was back! They hugged him (being careful to be symmetrical as they did so, one on each side.)
"ack! Get off me you two! It's time for me to check if the toilet paper is folded!" he said, looking at his watch. He wriggled free from the girls' grasp, and zoomed to the nearest bathroom.
"he doesn't remember a thing. Good." Said green-hair, turning to Liz and Patty. "I heard how Kid was getting rid of you girls, and I really didn't want that. So I snatched the snake, and fed it to him, to bring his OCD back."
"and what's this?" said Liz, holding up the last chunk of snake tail between forefinger and thumb.
"ah, well, I got rid of a bit of it. He'll still be obsessed with symmetry, but he won't have a seizure every time he sees a piece of bacon anymore, at least." Said green-hair, scratching his head sheepishly. "if you want, I can feed that bit to him too-"
"NO!" shouted Liz and Patty, raising their hands. Then they hugged him, smiling ear to ear.
green-hair looked at them, surprised, before happily hugging back.
sweet its finally done. Im exhausted.
Back to the dramatic main storyline now… enjoy!
I own nobody other then green-hair and sasha.