4 weapons, 3 unconsious meisters, and a turtle fell down a bottomless chute.
Pipes whizzed past them, at blinding speeds.
"No Rayquaza to save us this time…" Said Liz.
"wheeee!" cheered Patty.
And, as they fell, Z slowly revolved around them, as if in orbit, and he began a soft commentary.
"Well, as long as we're not doing anything… actually we are doing something: falling. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we aren't doing anything other then that, allow me to elaborate a bit on what you have just done.
"She's not just a moron. She's the product of the brightest minds of a galaxy-size ship, working together to produce the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put her in charge of the entire damn ship. Way to go, Jackass."
"but- but this is all wrong!" cried Liz. "J – she said you were deceiving us! That you were trying to take over the ship! That you were a rogue ai-"
"She lied. J is the deceptionist, not me. You have been led astray like blindfolded sheep in a flock.
"Everything I said up there is true. My story is true. You just have to believe me.
"not that it matters anyways, due to us being vaporized when we hit the bottom of this chute." They now rushed past dirt walls, instead of polished pipes. It looked burrowed, no longer built.
Z rotated downwards, and opened his mouth. He closed it, then said, "I stand corrected. We might survive after all.
"there is a mass of planks below us. Not exactly the softest landing, but better then concrete. Plus, they're mostly rotten, so we won't even get too many splinters."
"how long till we land?" asked Liz.
"I'd say 5."
"5 what? Hours? Minutes?"
"4… 3… 2…"
"OH SHI-"
CRASH! SH-CRACK! SNAP! THUD!
don't worry, they survived.
Still ripping off that video game which I do not own. I'll try to tone down the rip-off-ness from here on out.
I don't own soul eater either. It and the video game belong to their respective owners.