Dave recognized the terrifyingly angry man stomping towards him. How could tiny, innocent Kurt have such a giant, intimidating father?
"Uh..." Was all Dave could get out as the fuming man stood before him.
"If you ever touch my kid again, I am going to-" Burt was cut off.
"Ohmygosh, dad!" Kurt came speeding over to his father and tried to pull him away, "Please, I told you it's fine."
"No it isn't, Kurt." Burt growled, "This needs to stop."
"Do you want to have another heart attack?" Kurt's tone went from pleading to angry, "I don't think I'd like being an orphan very much."
Burt looked from his son to his son's tormentor then gave one last threatening glare to Dave before walking away. Kurt sighed in relief and followed his dad, not even bothering to look at Dave. That hurt. Why couldn't he spare him a passing glance at least? Dave knew that he had screwed up any chance of them being together, but couldn't they just be friends? Of course they couldn't, David Karofsky could never be 'just friends' with Kurt Hummel. It was all or nothing.
xXx
Wes walked into Blaine's dorm room to see his best friend spralled across his bed, "Missing Kurt?" Wes smiled at his hopeless room-mate.
"They don't allow cell phones during the day." Blaine sighed.
"I know what will cheer you up." Wes smiled and held up a bag of Redvines.
Blaine blushed, "That is a horrible joke, Wes, thank God I got Kurt to promise not to watch that!"
"Aw man," Wes said, "Kurt would have loved that."
Blaine and Wes ended up eating the entire bag of Redvines, "We should perform there." Blaine thought aloud.
"Ooh," Wes smiled, "Spontanious. I mean I know you epicly fail in the romance department, but you can still be spontanious."
Blaine suddenly perked up, "Okay, I'm happy once more!"
Wes shook his head as Blaine darted out of the room. That boy was hopeless without his boyfriend.
xXx
After the many arguments over weather or not it was fair to carry a teammate were over, Kurt's team was in the lead with two points, followed by Finn's who had one point.
Everyone had gotten into groups of five for the scavenger hunt. Kurt was immediately swept into the group of three girls and Dave, who had seemed pretty lonely since Azimio had left.
"So," One of the girls, Hannah, linked an arm through Kurt's, "have you ever thought about becoming a tranny?"
Kurt sighed as another girl, Kylie, linked her arm through his free one, "Honestly, what do you put in your hair?"
"I heard you kissed Brit," The blond from earlier, Sarah, joined in as she walked backwards slightly in front of them. "I think you looked hot that week."
The other girls giggled at the thought of Butch!Kurt.
"Can we just finish this?" Karofsky growled.
"Please." Kurt shook the girls off of him and ran a little bit ahead of them.
"I found a corn!" Sarah squealed.
"You mean an acorn?" Kurt asked.
"This is so stupid." Dave groaned.
"Well I'm sorry that we can't shoot small, helpless animals or beat up innocent bystanders." Kurt said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
"That's the whole reason I came." Dave joked. Kurt wasn't amused.
It was pretty much silent other than the girls debating weather Kurt was wearing Marc Jacobs or Armani and the sound of snapping twigs.
"It's McQueen ok?" Kurt snapped at the girls.
"Oh!" Hannah exclaimed, "I though I recognized it!"
"Hey Kurt!" Kurt heard a familiar voice call and looked over to see Finn waving wildly at him, "Look, I found a corn!"
The girls giggled and waved flirtatiously at Puck who was right next to Finn.
"That's just great, Finn." Kurt rolled his eyes at his step-brother.
"See ya later, bro!" Finn waved again then ran to catch up with the rest of his group.
"Why is Hudson such an-" Dave stopped when Kurt sent him a glare that said 'Finish that sentence and I'll cut you!', "Who peed in your cheerios?" he muttered.
"Let's just get this over with." Kurt marched ahead of the group angrily, leaving Dave regretting making a comment about Finn.
xXx
"Finn!" Rachel yelled as she chased after her boyfriend and friends from glee, "Wait up!"
"Oh, god," Quinn whispered, "keep walking!"
Finn didn't really like the way Quinn acted towards Rachel. Sure Rachel was bossy and self centered and could be pretty mean and could probably talk less, but she was confident, Finn liked that in a woman.
"I have a list of song choices ready here." Rachel pulled a neatly folded piece of paper from her pocket and unfolded it.
"Rachel," Finn didn't want to hurt her feelings, how could he put this nicely? "I don't want to talk about glee right now, this is like a break from that."
Rachel stomped her foot and crossed her arms, "Yet another glee club member not willing to pull his own weight."
"Well that's all you ever talk about." Finn pointed out, "That and how untalented everyone else is."
"Well," Rachel pouted, "I'm sorry that I bother you so much." Then she performed a famous Rachel Berry storm out... well it was more of a storm away.
"Rach-" Finn was about to go after her, but Quinn put a hand on his shoulder.
"You didn't do anything wrong," Quinn assured him, "She's being irrational today, like always."
"I guess she'll calm down." Finn sighed.
"Maybe she'll do you a favor and break up with you." Puck smirked.
"I don't want her to break up with me." Finn protested.
"What's wrong with you?" Puck asked.
Finn frowned, why did everyone hate his poor girlfriend so much?
xXx
"Kurt," Dave panted as he tried to keep up with the smaller boy, "Slow down. Didn't you break your foot or something earlier?"
"The girls are having no trouble keeping up." Kurt insisted without looking back.
"We lost the girls ten minutes ago!" Dave gasped.
Kurt stopped abruptly and looked behind him, "Oh... I hope they get eaten by a bear or something."
"Oh, God," Dave looked around worridly, "There are bears here?"
"Yeah," Kurt smirked, "and I hope they eat you, too."
"Why are you so mean to me?" Dave asked, a little embarrassed by the slight vulnerability in his voice.
"I'm mean?" Kurt put his hands on his hips, "Your the one torturing me every chance you get."
"I said I was sorry and I stopped." Dave pointed out.
"Then started again!" Kurt replied.
"Well... I said sorry!" Dave said as if that made up for it.
"Whatever," Kurt turned and started walking away again, "just leave me al-" Kurt stopped mid-sentence when he felt a pain in his ankle, as if someone had just stabbed him. He let out a bit of a surprised scream when he saw that a snake had just bitten him.
Dave didn't realize what had happened until he saw the snake slithering away, "I think that snake was poisonous."
"W-what?" Kurt gasped as he sat on the ground and examined his ankle.
"Yeah," Dave nodded, "we learned about them in science, they're actually extremely poisonous. I should probably go get help."
"Well duh!" Kurt was clearly panicking, "Oh, God, I'm gonna die. I can feel it."
"Oh really?" Dave asked, "I heard the poison acts quickly, too."
"Well don't just stand there!" Kurt said nervously, "Get help!"
"I don't think I will." Dave smirked and sat on the ground in front of Kurt.
"W-what?" Kurt blinked.
"I don't think it'll help," Dave shrugged, "the damage is done."
Kurt layed down on the ground, something he would normally never do considering all of the dirt down there. "I'm gonna die." He said dramatically, "I know it. It's happening."
Dave stood up and stared down at him, "Okay, I'll get help now. But I want you to know something before you die."
"Mmmhmm?" Kurt said, closing his eyes.
"That was a gardener snake."
xXx
A/N: Poor Chris didn't get his well-deserved Emmy at the "Modern Family Awards" last night! and I have to miss Glee tomorrow cuz of band and I'll have to watch it later that night (Its recording :D) but... I CANT FREAKING WAAAAAAAAAIT! Did you like the whole snake debacle? I thought it was a pretty close call.