AN: Sorry for taking so long to update. Once again I thank all my lovely reviewers. I enjoy hearing from you. So thanks: Green Seal, Cakethief, Lady of Chaos and Discord, and MegsayLupin. MegsayLupin also edited this story, so if there is any mistakes it is her fault for not finding them!
Meg: What no, it is your fault for not writing it write. Ha ha, write not right, he he.
Erica: A: it is your fault for not noticing the mistake because you are supposed to edit it hence the title editor, and B: Not funny.
Meg: It so was funny.
Erica: Ah, no it was not.
Meg: Yes, it was Luke, thought it was didn't you Luke?
Luke: Hey, don't bring me into this!
Meg: But, but, Harry?
Harry: Leave me out of this.
Meg: Anakin?
Anakin: Well, actually Meg it kind of would be your fault because you would be the one who edited it, not her.
Erica: See, even Anakin agrees with me.
Meg: Anakin, how could you? You betrayed me. *starts to cry*
Anakin: No, I didn't it is only partly your fault it is also her fault for writing it too. So it is both of your faults.
Erica and Meg: Humph.
Disclaimer: If you don't know already, I Do Not Own Harry Potter.
When Molly woke up she realized something she should have thought of a long time ago. The Harries would all go to the dining room to eat breakfast. That meant that they would all be in the same room. She did not have to go looking for them they would come for her! She set out for the dining room to make sure no Harry got there before her.
The Harry who first woke up left without anyone following him, if you still don't know it was the one who talked to Kreacher. He decided he would start his plan at breakfast knowing everyone would be there.
All the other Harries, wherever they were, went down to the dining room along with all those that were in the house. When everyone was there they realized that Molly had already had breakfast set on the table. The Weasley boys started to eat right away. The others sat down and started to eat knowing that if they didn't there wouldn't be anything left. Once the Weasley boys had started to slow down with eating their breakfast, most the food was gone. The Harry who woke up first, the one with the plan, decided to put his plan into action, and for some odd reason, the headmaster was there too. This Harry stood up, got everyone's attention, which took a long time, and started his well planned out speech.
"I think we should resort me and the other Harries." He said.
"Other Harries and me." Hermione corrected him.
"No, since I am the most important, I am listed first." Harry said.
"Well, that isn't proper grammar." Hermione mumbled.
At the same time the Harry who went with Fred and George, I am now going to call him Trickster Harry, said, "You are so not the most important, I am."
This caused an argument amongst the Harries to break out. "SHUT UP NOW!" the Harry standing shouted, this caused them all to 'shut up' but Trickster Harry glared at the Harry who shouted.
"Why do you want to be resorted?" questioned the headmaster, bringing them all back to the whole point of this discussion.
"I believe that as we, the Harries, all have different personalities we should be sorted into the appropriate house for our personalities." He stated.
Sirius looked at him weirdly, along with Molly and the Weasley children. Hermione and Remus looked as though they were trying to figure out a puzzle.
"I think it would help give you guys a better chance at understanding Harry if you know what each of our personalities would go in." Harry said just like he had planned.
"I understand, and agree with this Harry." Dumbledore said, "I will allow you all to be resorted." All of the others turned their shocked faces toward the headmaster. The Harry that brought up this idea had a look of victory on his face.
Before Sirius could say anything, Dumbledore got up and said "I've got to get back to Hogwarts, and I wouldn't be able to come back before the school year starts, so see you tomorrow." He said the last part while looking at the children.
He then got up disappeared before he could be stopped. Everyone looked in shock at the Harry who brought up this conversation. That Harry then said "Well, I'm full, see you at lunch, bye," and left the table. He then went to the room with no one following him; he didn't come out for the rest of the day, though Kreacher was often unable to be found.
After that Harry left the room was silent, until Trickster Harry said, "Well I wouldn't mind being sorted again."
The Harry that had been annoying Hermione before said "I don't care where I am I will always be happy, and started skipping around the table singing "La, la, la, la, la, la, sing a happy song!"
The Harry that followed Ginny around said "I do not care where I am put as long as I can be with Ginny." Ginny blushed and Love Harry smiled.
"Knowing my luck I will be put in the worst place possible." The Harry that followed Lupin moaned, looking depressed.
"This is going to be a long day" said Lupin and Molly.
"Yes, yes it is" agreed Hermione worried what that the Happy-Go-Lucky Harry would continue to sing like he did yesterday.
"Hey Ginny," said Love Harry, "Why don't we go on that picnic we were talking about."
"Why don't we have the picnic in the house Harry" said Ginny, pleased that Harry was paying attention to her.
"Whatever you say, whatever you say," said Love Harry.
Ron followed the two of them for the same reasons he did yesterday. Hermione decided to race to the library before Happy-Go-Lucky Harry could make her follow him around the whole house while singing the most annoying songs. Happy-Go-Lucky Harry decided to skip around the house singing without her, though acting as though she were there. Sirius, the twins, and Trickster Harry went off somewhere to wreak havoc. Arthur followed them to make sure nothing was too damaged.
Molly, who didn't get much sleep last night went off to take a nap leaving Lupin and Sad Harry sitting alone. Lupin was worried that the conversation would go as well as it did last night. Lupin however was wrong, it went worse. Since there was more time, it started out as it did last night and got worse from there. Lupin was so happy when Molly walked in to start lunch.
Lupin offered to help Molly; he wanted to get away from Sad Harry because he was really starting to make him sad too. Everyone came back for lunch except the Harry who decided the Harries should get resorted, and Love Harry and Ginny (they were on their picnic). Ron was there, upset Ginny had kicked him out. Lunch was completely silent except for some random humming from Happy-Go-Lucky Harry. After lunch everyone went back to where they were before except Lupin who said he had some Order business he needed to do and disappeared before anyone could stop him. Sad Harry just sat in the kitchen being sad until supper in which everyone came back and ate just like lunch. Everyone decided to go to bed early because they hardly got any sleep. Trickster Harry and the twins were going to do some pranks in the middle of the night but they all fell asleep in random places before they could.
Towards the middle of the night, Severus walked in and collapsed on the couch due to too much torture at a Death Eater meeting. Unfortunately, he had no idea what was to come that morning. To his mind, there was only one Harry.
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