Me: I saw that a lot of you guys commented on my last chapter, and it made me so happy that I just HAD to write another today. This time it's about what happened to our favorite fruitloop after the Disasteroid.
Danny Muse: I love this one.
Me: It's pretty crazy…even by my standards… ANYWAYS… please update and REVIEW! I absolutely LOVE reviews! They make me update faster and make me smile happy smiles full of rainbows and unicorns! So… REVIEW!
Once upon a time there was a magical fruitloop that ruled the entire Ghost Zone. His name was Sir Vladiosiousioso the third. He was a pretty awesome fruitloop- I'm not gonna lie. He was one of the blue fruitloops, like you know the blue ones. He wasn't a red fruitloop, or a green fruitloop, no…he was a blue fruitloop. So anyways, one day Sir Vladiosiousioso the third decided to make the Ghost Zone's largest pancake! But it ended it tragedy. For the pancake started to grow…and grow…and grow! Poor Sir Vladiosiousioso the third drowned in the Ghost Zone's largest pancake.
At his funeral, his son Imnotmyfather, decided to go into the human world and raise a family. Don't ask me how a giant green fruitloop raised a family, he just did. I dunno, maybe he adopted or something… anyways, so Imnotmyfather had a kid named Vlad Masters. So then Vlad Masters grew up, and you have to understand why he is not very good in the head…he was raised by legit fruitloops for heaven's sake! But, anyways, Vlad grew up and decided to shove his head inside of an unfinished ghost portal, so yeah…he was a fruitloopy half-ghost.
So then like later, Vlad tried to enslave the world…yada…yada…yada… and then Danny Phantom was all awesome and banished him into space…yada…yada…yada… so yeah after all of THAT happened, Vlad was all in outer space and stuff. So then like, Vlad floated in the outer of the space for like 23 years, and then a wild unicorn appeared! The unicorn's name was Alfonzo. So then Alfonzo was all like, "I know a MAGICAL place where unicorns can eat other unicorns!" And our favorite fruitloop was all like, "Uhhh…I'm not a unicorn…" But then Alfonzo transformed him into a sparkly purple unicorn with a white mark on his forehead that resembled that of a fruitloop.
So then Alfonzo and Vlad the unicorn traveled through space for 8,000,000 years, until they reached the cannibalistic planet for unicorns. The planet looked like a unicorn and was inhabited by unicorns. When the two unicorns landed, a bloody battle began immediately. Every unicorn tried to eat every unicorn. It was every unicorn for themselves. Vlad acted quickly, because he didn't feel like being eaten by a unicorn today, and he ate all the unicorns in the entire planet.
After Vlad ate all the unicorns, he discovered he had become rather fat. So he went on a diet, and didn't eat anything except intergalactic McDonalds for the next million years. Surprisingly enough, he only got fatter and fatter.
Soon, Vlad became so freaking fat that he couldn't fit in the planet anymore, so he as forced to find a new home. So, Vlad floated through space for like 40,000,000,000,000 years, until he landed on another planet, unfortunately for the planet's inhabitants, who were carrots, Vlad sat upon them and all of them died a most tragic death.
Vlad the extremely fat unicorn found himself hungry once more, and decided that he needed to go in search for more food. So he floated through space for 3 minutes, and then TADA he found Planet Popcorn! He went to eat the planet, but after eating just one piece of popcorn, he got so extremely fat that he just exploded.
The End.
