Me: So, I decided that we needed a story about a narwhal in here, because let's face it, narwhals are freaking awesome.
Danny Muse: Ya gotta love the narwhal.
Me: Yes…yes you do. Anyways, I hope you enjoy and PLEASE REVIEW! Reviews always make my day, make me laugh, and make me an all around happy dude. Like a cannibalistic unicorn with a plate full of cooked unicorn legs, I shall be quite happy.
Danny Muse: So review.
So there once was this narwhal named Flippers. Flippers the narwhal was one sexy narwhal, true story here guys. This sexy narwhal was purple, and had sliver flippers- sexy I know right? So then one day, Flippers was a chilling on a piece of ice, being all sexy and stuff, when all of a sudden, a giant watermelon appeared! The watermelon's name was Kevin. So, Kevin the watermelon decided to explode, and then poor Flippers got sprayed all over with a bunch of watermelon guts. This made Flippers all sad and stuff, so he decided that he should go to America, so he could get a Big Mac and fries from McDonald's. So, Flippers swam all the way to America, and then got in this cool limo that allowed him to travel over the land in a giant water filled aquarium. So, Flippers wanted to go to Amity Park, Ohio to get his Big Mac, 'cus everyone knows that's where sexy narwhals get their Big Mac's from. So off he drove in his awesome limo, all the way to Amity Park.
When he got there, he was pleasantly surprised to see one freaking sexy ghost being all sexy and stuff sitting in a tree. This particular sexy ghost had sexy white hair, and sexy green eyes. Did I mention he was sexy? Anyways, this sexy ghost's name was none other than the sexy Danny Phantom. So, then the sexy narwhal was all like "Dude! You are so freaking sexy!" And the sexy Danny was all like, "…Why am I talking to a narwhal?" Then Danny flew away, thinking that he had lost his mind.
Flippers was ticked off. THAT BRO IGNORED HER! So Flippers got so angry that she just transformed into Darth Vader. Then she went on a rampage, parading through the streets, screaming "I CAN DO BETTER THAN YOU DANNY PHANTOM!" before she violently cut people's heads off with a light saber.
So Danny was all like O.O as he watched this, and Sam was really confused. She and Danny had been going out and stuff, and now Darth Vader was saying that 'he' could do better? So she turned and asked Danny if he was like gay or something, and Danny was all like, "I ain't no homophobe or nothin' but I ain't gay." And then Sam was all like, "Wow… I love how you are using such propor grammar." And then Danny was all like, "You spelled proper wrong in your last statement…"
Anyways, after arguing with Sam, Danny went and yelled at Flippers, saying that he would never date a narwhal, no matter how sexy they were. Poor Flippers transformed back into a narwhal and was a sad. Then a random horse showed up and stole Flippers narwhal horn, and put it on its head, proclaiming that it was now a unicorn and shall poop rainbows. So that's exactly what it did. It crapped a rainbow and flew away, screaming, "I'm a freaking unicorn!" Then Flippers exploded and Danny ate a lemon. THE END!