One day, Jazz was a chilling in her backyard, reading a book that nobody really has any interest in except for herself and the author of the stupid book, when Danny burst out of the back door and looked murderously at the book. He really hated books; they were just plain flat out evil…like popcorn… stupid popcorn always got its kernels stuck in your throat…Stupid popcorn. Oh so anyways, Danny got so angry at the stupid book that he shot ectoplasm out of his eyes and the book incinerated. Jazz gasped in surprise and turned around and saw what Danny had done. Her look of surprise turned into one of anger, and then she decided that she would get revenge on Danny for destroying her boring book about who knows what.
So Jazz did the only thing that an annoying bratty sister can do when her brother does something she doesn't agree with.
"MOM! DANNY DESTROYED MY BOOK!" Jazz screamed as she ran into the house, but when she went inside she saw the last thing that she expected.
Inside the house, there was Nyan Cat, a cupcake, and a piece of bacon. Nyan cat was running through her living room, crapping a rainbow while singing the most addicting song ever known to man. Jazz fell onto the ground screaming, for she couldn't get the song out of her head. Danny, although still angry at the book and was zapping the already charred remains, heard his sister's cry and ran into the house. He was quite shocked about Nyan Cat, but then he saw the bacon and ate it. Although the bacon protested, Danny continued to eat it. It was pretty gruesome.
So, then Jazz just exploded from the Nyan Cat overload, and Danny screamed in horror, as he was covered with rainbows, because everyone knows that when you die to an overload of Nyan Cat, you explode in a brilliant array of rainbows. Danny was so horrified that he threw up his previously eaten bacon, and then ate the cupcake…only to realize it was spinach flavored, and he threw that up too.
Danny's mouth tasted like crap, so he searched around his house for some foods to wash out the crappy taste, only to discover that Nyan Cat ate it all. Danny was sad, and went to yell at Nyan Cat…when he realized that Nyan Cat was part pop tart. So, Danny went and ate Nyan Cat, and the poor pop tart cat died.
Danny was relived the stupid singing had stopped, and his mouth didn't taste like crap anymore…instead it tasted like cherry pop tart…yum. Then Danny remembered that his sister had exploded into colorful rainbows, and was sad. Poor Jazz exploded… so tragic.
Danny's parents chose that moment to walk inside and saw that there were rainbows everywhere, barf, and the remains of Nyan Cat. Maddie asked what happened, and Danny responded quite truthfully, that Nyan Cat made his sister explode and then he ate the cat.
And this dear readers, is how Danny was locked up in the loony shack. The end!