(No game is complete without a final final battle, which comes after the final battle! – author)
Z, Liz, Kid and Patty fell through space. the Zship was below them, the planet-arena above them, rapidly fading.
"urg… I'm beginning to die…" muttered Z, clutching his abdomen. "what say we add some final battle music." He said, and snapped his fingers. Immidiately, sick puppies' "you're going down" began playing from thin air.
(please play the song when you read the rest of this. It'll really enhance the atmosphere. – badass author)
"now, even if you manage to finish me, you will still die because of the fall." He grinned evilly. "IF I CAN'T HAVE LIZ, NOBODY CAN!" he screamed towards the trio, the huge ebony battleaxes in his hands gleaming.
"LIZ! PATTY!" kid yelled. Liz and Patty immediately went back to gun form, and landed in Kid's hands, who, as soon as he had then, dodged Z's hasty charge.
Then he fired at Z, who howled as holes from the blasts appeared in his back. Apparently his armor was now offline, too, due to losing his core. Z whipped around. "I'M GONNA BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!" he screeched as he swung his axes, sending huge blades of pure energy flying through the air with each swipe. Kid, using amazing skills, dodged every one, all the while firing at Z.
"urg… I'm really starting to fade now..." muttered Z, clutching his bloody wounds. then he looked up at kid. "there's still some fire in the afterburners, though."
Z slashed at Kid with huge energy claws. Kid desparately dodged as blood stained his suit. He grabbed liz and patty again, weapon forms, and bludgeoned Z with a thousand point-blank blasts. Z screamed "YOL… TOR SHUUL!" and an immense blast of flame incinerated kid's upper clothes, leaving him shirtless, and furious.
Liz got a small nosebleed.
Then Z transformed, dropping his axes. Meta ridley now flew in front of them. (google. – author) Z-ridley roared, and slashed at kid, who narrowly dodged his claws. Kid fired more blasts into ridley's eyes, and the dragon screamed. Then Z turned back to his original form, and the spikes on his Mohawk glowed harshly. His good eye flamed, and his broken eye was expressionless even now.
Z roared. he put his hands together as a ball of purple light began to form. "KA... ME... HA... ME...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
The orb between Z's hands fired a huge blast of lightning, and singed kid's hair.
"AAAAHHH! MY SYMMETRY!" screamed kid. As he panicked, Z punched kid dead in the face.
when my fist...
Z punched kid again.
hits your face...
Then Z summoned a huge chunk of flat steel, which fell next to them.
and your face...
Z grabbed the back of kid's head and SLAMMED kid's face into the huge chunk of steel.
hits the floor!
Then, Z spun kid around pinned him against the steel. he raised one hand, crackling with orange electricity.
"what do you say we go for a little deja vu." he weakly chuckled as he lowered his hand to kid's face, obviously intending to do the same he did with J.
Kid grabbed Z's wrist, but like J, he could not stop his deadly hand's approach.
unlike J, Kid held a gun in his spare hand.
BLAM!
Z roared in pain as a huge blast ripped through the side of his head. he released kid, clutching the wound. It was obvious that he wouldn't last much longer.
"give up, Z! you'll never have me! I'll die before I stay with you!" screamed Liz, having had enough.
Z staggered back as if punched. Then he screamed, agonized. "NOOOOOO!" tears streamed from his eyes as he reached out weakly for kid. Then, to the trio's astonishment, Z formed a gun, an old six-shot revolver, out of nowhere.
He pressed it to the side of his head.
"I'm going to die in less then a minute. The girl I've desired for eons just said she'd die before be with me. I'm ending it all right now. You fucking win, you heartless monster.
"see you in hell." Z smiled one last psychotic grin as he pulled the trigger.
A huge white flash, and nothing.