They won't let us stay alone here anymore, not after the last time we were told he was gone. Now we have a whole team of people who stay here, disguised as housekeepers, while we work. I've only met a couple of them, but they all seem to be pretty nice people. I don't mind the company, it tends to make the time pass a little more quickly. However, the guy they have working the closest to my office is a bit strange. He's not a bad person, he just tends to keep to himself a lot. We all use the computers here, even though we're told we shouldn't, but lately he's become very secretive about his computer work. I just assume he's reporting to our boss to make sure everything is safe, but I don't understand why that information should be something that he keeps from me. It's not that I need to know, it's simply that I would feel more comfortable knowing what was going on. He's here now, watching me, I know it. I wonder if he knows that I'm aware of his constant monitoring. I've set traps in all the keyboards that will record anything he types and bring up any documents he was using. When he leaves, I'll follow him, I just have to find out what he's doing on these computers that he can't tell me about.
He's leaving now. He seems to be heading straight for the computers, almost as if he doesn't care whether or not I find out anymore. This seems very strange to me, but my need to find out what he's doing is overtaking any urge to turn back. I'll wait for him to leave before checking the computer.
He's finally gone, now I can check to see what he's been doing. This is strange, there's nothing more than an email document. I feel like I shouldn't open it, simply to respect his privacy, but I must find out what's going on. In the last email sent to him, it simply says "he's ready, he's waiting", what could this mean? I see him coming back, I can't read anymore. I can't shake the feeling that something's about to happen, something that I cannot control. Something else seems off, I have not seen any of the other housekeeping staff tonight, despite the fact that there's a lot of work to be done. I can't think about this for much longer, as I've just heard a strange noise. I have to go back to my office and check the cameras.
I get back to the office and check the cameras, but see nothing except horse tracks in the snow. Wait, there are no horses around here, where have the horse tracks come from? I keep watching the monitors while keeping an eye out for the strange housekeeper, but he's nowhere to be found. At last I finally see what it was that had been bothering me. Riding a dark red mini horse with a giant coconut in one hand and the strangest weapon I've ever seen in the other is Joe! I know there's no use in running, so I continue to watch. The weapon is so strange that I'm stunned and intrigued by it all at once. It's a long pole with a chain on the end of it, on the end of the chain is a plastic severed head wrapped in barbed wire and several broken Christmas bulbs. I hear a crash and my attention is drawn to the hallway, the strange housekeeper is back and he looks very frightened. He tells me he's made a horrible mistake and that he's sorry for what was about to happen. I glance back at the monitors and notice that Joe is no longer in view. I just barely look back in time to see the severed head swinging towards the housekeeper's own head. To my surprise, the weapon completely beheads him. Before I can consider the irony of this, Joe, still on his horse, turns his attention to me. Now I realize that the housekeeper was trying to warn me in the email. Joe was indeed here, and he was ready to kill me.
This firsthand account of events was found in the middle of an office in a pool of blood. It appears to be printed off from a nearby computer. The bodies of the victims allegedly murdered by Joe have never been found. However, the bodies of the other housekeepers on shift that night were found in a nearby snowbank. They had been dismembered arranged in a sick and bloody display to say "Joe was here".