RANT 3- AMERICA vs UFO HOAXES.
So Dude, it's NOT cool to make up a UFO hoax man, that's just totally lame. I mean, did you ever think that maybe there IS something out there? And that they're going to get mad at us if we keep making up their existence? Totally uncool, bro. Come on, like you get us all excited by saying that you found something interesting, but some scientist dude comes along and he's all like "This is a hoax" and then you get all depressed. That's so not fair. It's like you WANT to get our hopes up so that you can be a douche and crush all our hopes. That's SO mean. Why do you guys have to be so mean? Like, seriously, faking a UFO is just so mean to everyone who's waiting for them to contact us. And Tony agrees with me, don't you, Tony?
Tony doesn't really care to be honest.
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