Alice: OMG FIRST LETTER SO FRICKEN EXCITED!

America: Yup, you were definitely born in America!

America and Alice: SUPER HIGH FIVE!

Alice: Okay back on topic, so a BIG THANKS to our FIRST letter to basically all the nations from Girlygeek43 for your special letter, I have gathered almost all of our beautiful countries (Mostly the ones you addressed in your letter) into my secret super-special-awesome meeting room! Let's see what they think!

France: Well I can swing either way, so I have no preference towards the first statement! Honhonhon.

Japan: Actually Mr. France, I don't think she means what you are implying…

America: YEAH HERO TIME! Women are totally great, and stuff! I have like statues of a bunch of them all over!

England: Yes Alfred, and I'm sure you know the name of every single one of those stautes?

America: …. Well DUH!... I mean….. So ANYWAYS! Yeah I would make a totally hot chick, so totally! Either way, you'll still love me right Iggy?

England: um, I, well, of course… Yes I'm grateful for my Queens help in making those Golden ages possible, it's a shame she's gone now.

America: OMG IGGY, YOU WOULD TOTALLY BE HOT AS A GIRL!

England: no comment.

Russia: As long as woman can still handle my steel pipe I have no problem with being lady person da? Catherine knew how to use my pipe that's for sure!

France: But you all have to admit, my woman, regardless that one of them was Polish,

Poland: Like, totally!

France-…. Were the best!

England: You Wanker! How dare you insult my queen!

Japan: …..The video-game characters, we wanted games to appeal to all sexes so-

Prussia: WHAT? THERE ARE OTHER AWESOME PEOPLE OUT THERE LIKE ME?

Germany: Bruder, please calm down. Yes, we have been considered sexist for a while, we are trying to move past that fact though, my boss has been doing quite well, so there is nothing to worry about.

France: (whisper) I think Germany just favored men because he sleeps with one. (Points to N. Italy)

Italy: Hey Germanyyyy, can we go home and eat some pasta now plz?

Germany: Nein, I can't leave until bruder calms down…

Prussia: (imagining Russia in a dress) scarred, for, life.

Germany: Feliciano, Bruder, I think it's time to go.

Prussia: It's no even bad-looking, just, wrong, in so many ways…

Alice: How are we doing in here? I've brought in our wonderful lady nations to allow them a word.

Lichtenstein: Well it would be nice to have a few more girls to pick flowers with me! I mean I can kind of tell Bruder doesn't like it very much…

Hungary: Oh yes! I mean dressing little Ita-chan up was fun, but imagine a REAL little girl!

Seychelles: Well I could use someone to teach me to cook while we gossip without trying to shove their hand up my shirt! (look's at France)

France: Guilty's charged!

Belgium: Yes a rather powerful country would be nice, seeing as all us girls together are not even half-as big as Russia.

Ukraine: Well nobody's bigger then big bruder Russia! Oh wait, my boss told me not to talk about Russia I'M SORRY!

Belarus: Russia? Where. Is. He.

Russia: GO AWAY LITTLE SISTER!

Belarus: MARRY ME!

(meanwhile)

Monaco: Well I say we only have one year left, why argue about this now?

Taiwan: Oh Monaco, so youthful, why you talk like my obachan? This world needs more beauty, a few more females would be nice around here!

Wy: Well being a micro-nation, I can't feel as though I have any say in this, but I agree.

Belarus: Bruder you can run, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM OUR LOVE!

Russia: OMFG NOOOOOO!

Alice: I think that's enough for one day! (Gasses the room with oneirogenic general anaesthetic a.k.a. knockout gas)

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BYE FOR NOW, CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE LETTERS!

Denamrk: Yah, so thanks for including us….

Alice: Don't worry Nordics! I'm sure SOMEONE wants to write one of you a letter!

I await your letters…..