For the record: Yes, I know that Tobi is really Madara. But honestly, Obito is so much cuter, so she wants him instead. Therefore, for the sake of the story, Tobi is Obito with a dark side.

Kaitlyn: Yay! This chapter is all about ME!

Me: That's only because I'm unconscious!

Kaitlyn: HAHA!

Me: Don't make me kill you off.

Kaitlyn: -cries-

Tobi: Nooo! You made pretty girl cry! Don't cries pretty girl!

Me: What the fuck? Tobi, get the hell out of here! Anyways, here's the next chapter

Chapter 2: Through the vortex

We jumped up and saw a bright light. 'Something isn't right here.' I thought. 'Why don't I feel the floor?' I looked down and saw nothing. We were falling!

"AHHH! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE FLOOR?" I yelled.

"How the fuck would I know?" Kaitlyn screamed.

I looked down. 'Looks like we'll be falling for a while' I thought. "Hey Kaitlyn, kinda like Alice in Wonderland!"

"Ha!" she yelled. Then she put her arms in the air and yelled "Weeeeeee!" Like it was a rollar coaster or something.

"Aren't you scared at all?" I yelled.

"Eh, not really." she said.

I looked back down, I was starting to see some sort of ground. I could see there were people below us. "Look out!" we shouted to them.

I landed with a loud CRASH! On something and was rendered unconscious. Kaitlyn, on the other hand, was fortunate enough to be caught by someone. She looked at the person who'd caught her. "HOLY FUCKING CHEESECAKE! H-HIDAN?" He looked at her.

"Where the fuck did you come from?" he asked.

"Put me. The fuck. DOWN!" Kaitlyn yelled through gritted teeth. He let her go.

"Don't flatter yourself bitch, you're not my fucking type."

"Would someone PLEASE get this girl off me?" Sasori complained in his monotone voice.

"Someone get that girl ON me!" Said Hidan. Kaitlyn slapped him.

"She okay?" Kaitlyn asked Sasori, pointing to her sister. Sasori looked at her.

"Her leg seems to be sprained but that's about it." Sasori picked me up and carried me down a hallway and into a room. Pein looked at Kaitlyn.

"You, girl, explain. Now."

"Well um...I'm Kaitlyn and that girl is Kerri, my little sister. We got here through some kind of raging vortex, but um...I have no idea how we can get back." She explained.

"And why should we not kill you?"

"We'll do anything you want us to...I guess."

"And if our needs are...sexual?" Pein pressed as he stroked his imaginary beard .

"Oh FUCK. YEAH. Dibs on the little one!" yelled Hidan.

Kaitlyn started to back up, but Deidara was behind her. "Relax, we were only kidding, un." Deidara patted her head. "Unless you want to, yeah." Deidara put his hand under her chin and tilted her head up to stare into his blue eyes.

"Maybe I do." Kaitlyn grinned evilly. She stood on her toes and kissed him. Deidara blushed with surprise.

Kaitlyn turned to look at who was in the room: Pein, Hidan, Deidara, and Itachi.

"Just wondering...which room is Tobi's?" she asked to no one in particular.

"Room 102. Down the hall, to the left." Itachi answered her.

"Thanks." Kaitlyn skipped down the hall, she stopped in front of Tobi's door: the numbers 102 gleamed. She took a breath and knocked politely..

"Come iiiiiiiin." Tobi singsonged in his small and childish voice.

"Tobi's a good boy!" Kaitlyn screamed at the top of her lungs as she opened the door.

"Tobi IS a good boy!" Tobi ran to her and hugged her tight.

~Meanwhile...In that other room...~

"What's all that screaming about?" Kisame asked.

"I dunno, She's probably raping him or something." Itachi said.

"Probably..." Pein said.

"Yeeeeeeeeeah..." Sasori nodded slowly...

~Back to Tobi's room~

"You know who ELSE is a good boy?" Asked Kaitlyn.

"Oooooooo...who is?" Tobi squealed.

"Obito." There was an awkward silence. "You can stop pretending you're not."

He took off his mask. Kaitlyn looked at his adorable face. She glomped him and he fell on the floor with her on top of him. "How did you know?"

"Well..."

-One explanation later-

"So you're from another dimension?" Kaitlyn nodded.

"And we'll have have to stay here until we can find our way back home."

"Wait...we?"

"Me and my little sister, Kerri, she's in the infirmary or something."

"If you don't mind me asking...how old are you?"

"Sixteen, silly."

"That is good because I'm seventeen."

"What does that have to do with..." Kaitlyn was cut off from the rest of her sentence because Obito had kissed her...and she almost died and went to Hell.

End of chapter 2~

Kaitlyn: That was one hell of a kiss!

Obito: Hellz yeah it was...But this one'll be better -makesout-

Me: Guys stop it! Ugh...anyways, please review! See ya!

Kaitlyn: Peace out my home skillets!