Alice: Here we go! Another letter! Gosh I had almost forgotten about this story, Thanks for the letter Maplespirit-RedLeafOne ! This one goes out to France and Canada!
E-eh...F-France?,Canada? England? So...That's where you went! I was
wondering...It's Lonely over here. It's me Quebec ! I have a question for you
France, Now that I know where you are. Why are you always stalking me? It...it
get's Scary Mon Dieu! You always call me Cute and follow me down the hallway
and It, It's scary. I seem to b-be your favourite person to stalk after all
Eh...And also why do you always ramble on about how I might become your Colony
again? It makes Canada and me Nervous...One Time Prussia said he found your
diary when you,him, And Spain were having a Party and, It went on and on about
how Cute I was. I don't mind but...Even though you are One of my Fathers it is
a bit..Strange...Even for you. E-eh and My Boss has news For you Francis...He
wants you to know he is thinking of Giving me to you...Eh...That's the news
Francis...Are you happy now? Also, Alice You may need to cheer my Papa
(Canada) Up after he hers that news.
I also have a question for Canada.
How are you Papa? I hope your good...I'm lonely as usual because no one but
France or you can see me...
Au revoir!
With Amour From Quebec.
Celeste. (The province of Quebec)
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France: First off, I would like to state that I am the country of love, therefore I love everyone… Save a few big eye-browed rosbifs. It would be unnatural if Idid not have a few who were honhon, a little MORE appreciated than others…
Canada: Papa, I really don't think that's what she wanted to hear…
France: Nonsense! I am just saying, it's so sad that some people do not view you at all, if you would just let me give you enough love for the whole world-
Canada: The way you say that, is not appropriate for your age!
France: This 'stalking' would not be a problem if you were my colony!
Canada: How so! This STALKING would not be a problem if you weren't a pedo towards your 'daughter'!
France: Ah, I really don't see how we can call this stalking anyways! I mean just because I keep a close eye on our precious Quebec, doesn't mean I show bad intentions!
Canada: Pretty sure the way you look at her should resemble the way you look at the supermodels in Vogue!
France:… So can I still have Quebec?
Canada: OVER MY DEAD BODY.
France: … Pretty Please?
Alice: My apologies! France has been knocked unconscious by Canada, so, anymore to say Canada?
Canada: A few words of advice, try to stay in well-populated areas. And never go to Europe, unless in disguise. Just remember that perseverance pays off! Papa Canada loves you and one day the whole world will see how great you are!
France: Papa France already sees how great you are! Honhonhon
Canada: In situations like these, it would be in your best interest to STAY unconscious!
Alice: Alright, well while they fight, I suppose I should rap this up now shouldn't I?
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