Chapter 4: The Meeting
So Kaitlyn and I walked into the room where Akatsuki held their meetings. It was a medium-sized conference room, with an epicly epic table.
Yeah...It looks kinda like that.
Anyways, Pein was at the top and everyone else was seated at the sides.
"What's 'sup, puddin' pop?" Kaitlyn said with a mischievous grin.
Pein, Itachi, and Sasori all twitched their eyebrows. I giggled.
"Just. Sit. Down." Pein said through gritted teeth.
Kaitlyn walked to the left side of the table and slumped into the chair next to Deidara. I went to the right and sat by Itachi.
"Okay," he started, "many of you know these girls that popped out of nowhere." he looked at us, "We've decided not to kill you...if you do some chores."
I shrugged. "Sure, why not."
"CHOOOORES? Why can't you just kill us?" Kaitlyn yelled.
"Kaitlyn!" I screamed at her, I looked at Pein, "Sorry, my LAZY sister didn't mean what she just said." I laughed nervously.
"Okay...Well before I forget, it's time for...THE WHEEEEEL OOOOOF CHORES!" he said excitedly.
Deidara got up and went to the closet behind him. He came out a minute later pushing a giant wheel over to leader.
"That's not thing only thing that should come out of the closet!" I laughed. Deidara shot me a deathglare.
"Whatthefuck is this?" Kaitlyn demanded.
"The wheel of chores, un. You spin this wheel and whatever it lands on is the chore you get for the month, yeah." Deidara explained.
"Yes, but before we begin...speak your names." Pein said as he again stroked his nonexistent beard.
"KAITLYN." Kaitlyn yelled.
I rolled my eyes, "Kerri."
"Alright then, now that that's out of the way...let us begin the wheel of chores!" Leader nodded to me. "Kerri, you go first."
"Oh joy." I said, rolling my eyes again and walking over to the wheel. I spun it with little effort. It barely went around once. When it stopped, I looked at the picture of a guy by a giant cooking pot.
"Looks like it's boiled in oil-just kidding haha, it's cooking!" Deidara laughed at me. I wanted to punch him for his stupidity.
I pushed Kaitlyn over to the wheel, "It's your turn."
"NOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA WOOOOORK!" she protested.
"Well, it's either this, or we kill you." Pein reminded her, she sighed.
She spun the wheel, the spot she landed on had 2 words. "...The fuck? I have to clean everyone's closet?"
"Yup." Hidan smiled, "and be fucking careful, most wouldn't touch anyfuckingthing in my closet with a 10 foot pole!"
Kaitlyn sat in the nearest chair and folded her arms across her chest in a pissy manner. Itachi stood up and put his hands on the wheel. "It's my turn." he stated. His spin seemed to go on forever, it finally landed on laundry duty. Kaitlyn laughed at him, "Haha! That's right, clean my dirty underwear and Kisame's jizz socks!"
Kisame stood up,"Hey! How do you know about-?" "SILENCE! ….It's my turn." Pein shouted.
Pein landed on gardening. After that, Deidara kept getting things that were already taken, after about five or so tries, he got shopping. He groaned. "NooOOOOOoooo, not shoooOOOOooopping..." he said like a whiny teenager.
"Dammit, not Deidara! He ALWAYS spends ALL the money I give him, when I expect at least SOME change!" Kakuzu lectured Deidara. He rolled his eyes.
"Awww, that means I'm stuck with the dishes." Kisame complained. I stood up to leave.
"Oh yeah, also, Sasori, you and Deidara will go to the Sand village and capture the one tail next week." I was almost to the door, but froze when I heard that. I dropped to my hands and knees.
"No..." I said quietly, "NOOOO!" I screamed as I started crying.
Itachi pointed a finger at me and looked at Kaitlyn, "What's wrong with her?" he asked nonchalantly. She shrugged.
"The fuck? Why are you fucking crying?" Hidan asked.
I wiped the tears off my face with the back of my hand. "S...Sa...Sa..." I started as I burst into tears again.
"Oh. My. FUCKING JASHIN! Just stop the fucking crying and fucking tell us already!"
I calmed myself, and I told them what would happen, "Sasori...is g-going to d-die." I managed to studder. Sasori looked at me with shock.
"Ohhhhhh...yeah haha, I forgot all about that!" Kaitlyn said.
Pein just looked at us. "and you know this how...?" I sighed,
"Just trust us on this, it's not like we'd be lying." I told him.
"Alright, I suppose we're forced to believe you. But prove that you know things like that."
I smiled and winked at Kaitlyn, "Hi Nagato, say hi to Konan for me...after all, she's standing next to you in your stupid paper tree!"
"Okay...point proven."
"Do you completely trust me on this?" I asked. He shrugged. "Good," I smiled, "because we'll keep Sasori alive."
"So how are you going to help me out?" Sasori asked. I thought it over for a minute.
"Well I was just warning you...it's about all we can do...it's not like we're ninjas or have chakra or anything."
Kisame smiled his sharky grin at me. "Actually, you do, and judging by Samehada, you have A LOT of it."
"No...fucking...way." Kaitlyn's eyes lit up.
Well that's it! Til next time! 3 have fun kiddies!
Hopefully we'll finish chapter 5 soon!