You are now NOLANN ASTRIA and you are... depressed. You stand in your icy cave with your nicknacks like your snowglobe collection and your that doll. That doll... that doll must never be shown, it is a doll of the most precious troll in all of alternia, my beautiful BANETA. Yes, that is right, you made a doll of your crush, but now you might never see her face again. You never told you have flushed feelings for her, and now is never. You will quit, you are sure of it. It would be so bad to be killed by a friend or someone you hate like one of those nasty seadwellers. You cannot face this!
In your dear 5 lives of living, tomorrow will be the end of it. Baneta must know about your feelings. You go to your beautiful new computer, you use your thinkpan and think. You finally talk to her.
flyingGenus has started trolling adroitThief
FG: BANETA, THERE Iss ssOMETHINgg I MUssT ssAY
AT: yah ?
AT: wai won sex
AT: sec
AT: k back
FG: WOW THAT WAss A LONG TIME
AT: yea i wen two the stand
AT: dat bitch kaseya n enabal fackin take forever
AT: i wuz waiting in line n dey wer talkin
AT: talkin bout trollex or somethin
FG: THAT ANNOYINgg NOIssEss
FG: THE BUNCH Off NOIssEss THAT MAKEss MY AURICULAR ssPONggE CLOTss TREMBLE
AT: yah dat
FG: OK WAIT
FG: WE ARE ggETTING Offff TOPIC
FG: I WANTED TO ssAY THAT
FG: BANETA I LIKE YOU AT: i thunk i new dat
FG: WHAT
AT: yah like i dink almost everyone told me
FG: UH
AT: yah everyone nose
FG: WELL?
AT: nolann ur like nise k
AT: but im seein someone
FG: WHAT BUT BUT BUT BUT
FG: YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDNT HAVE A MATEssPRIT
AT: yah i lied AT: to ya no
AT: make u unsad
FG: I AM QUITE ssAD, QUITE VERY ssAD
AT: dont do it
AT: dont
FG: I:(
AT: sighhhhhh AT: cod save da loser
adroitThief has ceased trolling flyingGenus
You go and walk outside, and look out at the... night sky. It's already night. Tomorrow... tomorrow is it. The big day!
You swallow your spit and go back inside and lay down. Will you kill yourself?