Chapter 5 Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Jiminy: Well this is it Doremi. Just one more story.
Doremi: Okay. (flipping through pages) This is the last one.
Jiminy: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. As one of my favorite happy endings.
Doremi: Mine too.
Jiminy: But I have a feeling things may have changed since the last time I read it.
Jiminy and Doremi jump into the storybook and they spiral around the whirlwind.
Jiminy: Whooooaaaa!
Doremi: Aaaaaaaaah!
The whirlwind morphs into a spooky forest.
Doremi: This place is kind of creepy. (noticing Jiminy is not with her) Jiminy-kun? Jiminy-kun, where are you?
Jiminy: Hey, I'm over here!
Doremi finds Jiminy trapped in thorny branches.
Doremi: What happened to you?
Jiminy: I don't know, but could you get me out of this thorny situation.
Doremi: Well let's see.
Doremi tries to pull a branch out.
Jiminy: Yeow!
Doremi: Ah, gomen ne.
Jiminy: Try to be a little more careful.
Doremi: What should I do?
Jiminy: Try moving the one branch overlapping the other.
Doremi move one branch.
Jiminy: That's it. Move that branch off to the side.
Doremi move the branch to the side.
Jiminy: That's the stuff.
Doremi moves another branch to the side.
Jiminy: Hmm, not bad.
Doremi moves five more branches.
Jiminy: Now you just have to move these last two branches out of the way.
Doremi moves the branch.
Jiminy: Just one more branch and I'm a free man. Well, uh, (clears throat) a free cricket that is.
Doremi moves the final branch.
Doremi: There you go.
Jiminy: Thanks Doremi.
Jiminy hops off the branch and lands next to the now clear path.
Jiminy: You not only freed me, you also cleared a path to that big...big apple?
They notice a giant poison apple on top of a house.
Jiminy: Hmm. Guess the Evil Queen's been doing some redecorating.
Doremi and Jiminy walk slowly down the path, passing trees with green glowing eyes.
Doremi: (Shivers)
They are now close to the entrance of the house.
Jiminy: I've always wanted to visit the big apple.
Doremi: Really?
Jiminy: I just imagine being under better circumstances.
Doremi: (light chortle)
As they pass through the door, the Evil Queen's old hag voice is heard.
Evil Queen: Come my deary. Just take a bite of this apple. One bite, and then I'll release your seven little friends from my dungeon.
Doremi: Snow White-chan's going to eat the apple.
Jiminy: Quick, we have to save Snow White before it's too late.
But as they are nearing the room a sound of biting an apple is heard. They reach the room to find Snow White lying on the bed.
Doremi: (Gasps)
Jiminy: Oh no. It looks like we're too late.
The apple rolls out of Snow White's immobile hand into the feet of the Evil Queen.
Evil Queen: Oh, poor Snow White. In my version of the story, there is no prince to save you. And soon the seven dwarves will be joining you in eternal slumber. (Cackles)
Jiminy: Boy, talk about unhappy ending.
Doremi: (Nodding)
The Evil Queen goes over to her potion ingredient shelf, picks up a poison apple and flips the hourglass.
Evil Queen: When the last grain of sand falls through this hourglass, my next poison apple will be ready.
The Evil Queen cackles as she heads down into the dungeon.
Jiminy: Uh oh. This doesn't give us much time before old witchy comes back again.
Doremi: Let's look into her potion book.
Jiminy: Great idea, it may show us something on how to save Snow White.
Doremi and Jiminy walk over to the potion book and flip though the pages.
Doremi: Let's see. Blast of Wind. No. Thunderbolt. Nah. Sleeping Death Potion.
Jiminy: As your official conscience I'm warning you. This stuff is bad news.
Doremi: I know that. (turns a page)
Jiminy: Here we go. This is it. The potion to create someone's true love.
Doremi: Well, let's what the ingredients are. (looking at the list) We need Rose Petals, Sun Star, Blast of Wind, Thunderbolt, Eros Elixir, and a red apple.
They go over to the ingredients only to find the Blast of Wind and Thunderbolt bottles empty and the only apples they have are green.
Jiminy: Looks like we need to remake the three potions in order to make the true love potion.
Doremi: Alright then. Let's make the Blast of Wind first. First we need Scream of Fright.
Doremi takes the Scream of Fright bottle and pours the potion into the cauldron.
(Screaming)
Doremi: Next, Magnesium Sulfate. (Pours potion in cauldron) Then Moon Star. (Pours potion) Mummy Dust. (Pours potion) Sting of Scorpion. (Pours potion) And finally, Bacchus Elixir. (Pours potion)
Jiminy: Okay, now spark up the fire under the cauldron.
Doremi takes stoker and blows at the fire. A big gust of wind blows out from the cauldron and enters the Blast of Wind bottle.
Jiminy: Great! Now we can use Blast of Wind.
Doremi: Okay, next we need to make Thunderbolt. First Sun Star. (Pours potion) Next, Dark of Night. (Pours potion) Then Cactus Juice. (Pours potion) Just Plain Bad Stuff. (Pours potion) Blast of Wind. (Pours potion)
(Wind Howling)
Doremi: And finally, Carnation Petals. (Pours potion)
Doremi sparks up the fire causing a thunderbolt to come out of the cauldron and strike the lightning rod on the Thunderbolt bottle.
Jiminy: There you go! Now we can use Thunderbolt.
Doremi: Yes we can. In order to get red apples we have no choice but to make the Sleeping Death potion.
Jiminy: Well, if it's the only way to get that final ingredient, then go ahead.
Doremi: Okay. First Morpheus Greed. (Pours potion) Next, Sting of Scorpion. (Pours potion) Then Dark of Night. (Pours potion) Cactus Juice. (Pours potion) Thunderbolt. (Pours potion)
(Electricity surges)
Doremi: And finally, one green apple. (Drops a green apple into the cauldron)
Doremi sparks up the fire which turns the green apples into red.
Jiminy: Now we have all the ingredients to make the True Love Potion.
Doremi: Then let's do it. First Rose Petals. (Pours potion) Next, Sun Star. (Pours potion) Then Blast of Wind. (Pour potion)
(Wind howling)
Doremi: Thunderbolt. (Pours potion)
(Electricity surges)
Doremi: Eros Elixir. (Pours potion) And finally, one red apple.
Doremi takes the red apple and drops it into the cauldron.
Doremi: Here goes nothing.
Doremi sparks up the fire causing a plume of smoke to come out of the fire and create a prince.
Jiminy: That's the stuff.
The prince goes over to Snow White and prepares to kiss her.
Doremi: Oh, here comes my favorite part.
But just as the prince was about touch Snow White's lips, Doremi and Jiminy are transported back to Doremi's room.
Doremi: Aww! Just when I'm about to see the best part.
Jiminy: Never mind that, Doremi. Look. (Points to the illustration)
The illustration shows Snow White awaking from the eternal slumber and the prince carries her to his horse. As Snow White waves goodbye to the dwarves, she and the prince walk out of the forest and up to the prince's castle.
Jiminy: Would you look at that. Now Snow White and the Seven Dwarves ends like it's suppose to. They all live happily ever after all thanks to you Doremi.
Doremi: Aw shucks