Chapter 1: Discovery

Naruto dashed down the street his mothers lunch in hand. 'Hm I wonder what mom packed me today?' he thought to him-self. 'I hope its ramen.' As he ran toward the schoolhouse his mind wandered and he began to think about yesterday.

"NARUTO" shouted Iruka-sensei. Naruto started and sat up from the desk where he had been sleeping. "Naruto wipe the drool off your mouth" said Iruka-sensei in an irritated tone of voice. Naruto did as he was told and then looked at Iruka "what did you wake me up for I was having a nice nap" he said an annoyed look on his face. "Look Naruto just because you're the Hokage's son doesn't mean you get special treatment. No one gets to sleep in class." Naruto frowned "Iruka-sensei im bored in here so why can't I sleep?" "Because Naruto" said Iruka in an annoyed voice, "your going to have to do five hundred left arm push ups today and five hundred right arm push ups first thing when you arrive tomorrow."

Naruto's feet came to a screeching halt. "No way am I going to do that again!" he said his left arm still hadn't fully recovered from the punishment and was really sore. 'I wonder what I should do instead' he thought. If I go to class I'll just be punished or bored again. He sat cross legged with his arms crossed weighting his options.

Suddenly he jumped up. "I know" he said excitedly "I'll go visit my dad." Naruto grabbed his school bag and lunch box and raced down the street towards his dad's office.

(fast forward a few minutes)

Naruto came to a screeching halt outside the Hokage's building and stashed his book bag and lunch box in the bushes. 'I don't want my dad thinking that I'm skipping school' he thought to him-self. Then he ran up the stairs to the Hokage's office and knocked on the door. "Come in" came his father's voice.

Naruto entered and saw his dad sitting in front of him, his flaming jacket laid to the side on a chair, and he was staring intently at some paperwork. "Oh good Naruto you're here" he said not glancing up. Naruto looked at his dad confused. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well I sent for you at the school a few moments ago because I wanted to talk to you." Minato then looked up from his paperwork straight into his son's eyes "But I see you were skipping AGAIN!" he said unsmiling.

Naruto blushed. "Dad I'm bored there you know that" Naruto said in explanation. "Well maybe I should stop training you then so that you can stop thinking your such a hot shot." Minato said sternly. Naruto shuck his head "No dad, I'll go." "Good" he said with a final glance at his son "now the real reason I called you here, Jiraiya come in."

On cue, a man with large white hair, red painted lines down his cheeks, and a large scroll on his back walked in the room. "Hey Minato" he said raising a hand in greeting. Minato threw a scroll at him, "Its Fourth Hokage to you" he said, but he was smiling. Naruto looked from one to the other. "Dad who is this he asked." "This is my old sensei, Jiraiya-sensei" he said. "he's one of the three legendary sannin of Konoha and I wanted you to meet him.

Naruto's eyes opened wide "really!" he said excited. "Is he going to teach me some awesome new jutsu dad?" "Oh im going to teach you something alright, better than any jutsu you could think of" laughed Jiraiya "Only because you old man is too spineless to actually talk to you about it..." "I am not" frowned Minato "your just more…..comfortable in this subject then I am."

Naruto was confused again "why would you feel uncomfortable teaching me super high powered jutsu dad?" he asked. Minato looked at him and then laughed acquired. "Just go along with Jiraya Naruto" he said pushing both of them out the door. "He's going to teach you lots of interesting things."

Once outside Jiraya took Naruto under the arm. "Naruto I'm here to give you a ninja's basic training in sex ed." Naruto fround "I already know all the body parts we learned them in school." Jiraya laughed well im here to train you in using those body parts just in case you might need them on missions." At the sound of the word missions Naruto perked up "Im going to need this on missions?" he said "yup" said Jiraya "LETS GOOOO!" said Naruto grabbed Jiraya's hand.

"What do we have to do first?" asked Naruto "Research" said Jiraya "Where to?" asked Naruto

"To The Bathhouse" said Jiraya

To be continued…