Chapter 1: Discovery (Part 2)
Naruto and Jiraiya arrived at a bathhouse a few minutes away from the Hokage's office. "Now Naruto this is strictly a learning experience" said Jiraiya "so no matter what you see in there remember its for educational purposes only." "Yea sure Jiraiya-sensei" said Naruto not really listening.
Naruto was eying the bathhouse excitedly. 'I wonder what kind of awesome justu I'm going to learn today' he thought. 'Poor Naruto he doesn't know what going to hit him' smiled Jiraiya.
They entered together and changed out of their clothes. Naruto was eying Jiraiya as he changed. From the outside he looked like a fat old man because of his baggy clothes. However Jiraiya surprised Naruto by being very muscular and well built. Naruto shrugged 'Ah well what do you expect from one of the legendary sannin' he thought of course he's muscular.
Now Naruto was no lightweight either. He had broad shoulders; well defined arms and legs, and a six-pack. "Hey you have some pretty good definition there," said Jiraiya. "How old did you say you were?" "Twelve" answered Naruto "But the reason I have all of this definition is all of the training with my dad, and... I keep getting punished." "What are you getting punished for?" asked Jiraiya. "Well I keep falling asleep in class because I'm bored so as a result, Iruka-sensei makes me do a lot of exercises.
Jiraiya laughed, "well I seems to be doing you some good." Naruto looked down at him-self and shrugged "It's better then what Sasuke can do, he hasn't even been able to learn Sharingan yet." "Well I'm sure he'll learn soon, but until then into the bath" said Jiraiya raising his finger to point at the door.
Naruto and Jiraiya stepped into the hot steaming bath and immediately stank up to there necks in the hot water. Naruto stuck a washcloth on top of his head and was breathing in the steam from the water. He sat back and relaxed against the side of the tub. Naruto sat there for a few moments before begging to speak "So Jiraiya-sensei what are you going to teach me today?" There was a pause but no answer. Naruto tried again "So Jiraiya-sensei what are you going to teach me today?" There was still no answer.
Naruto opened his eyes and looked around. Jiraiya wasn't sitting next to him but looking through a peep hole that he had cut in the bamboo wall separating the men and women's baths. "Jiraiya-sensei what are you doing!" asked Naruto pulling Jiraiya back from the hole. "Research" said Jiraiya "You have to know the female body inside and out before you can can begin to learn the art of sex." Naruto blushed "why would I need to learn about that?" Jiraiya looked at Naruto disbelievingly "Why wouldn't you?" he asked
"I thought you were going to teach me some really cool awesome jutsu" said Naruto pouting. Jiraiya looked at him 'This kid is never going to get any' he thought. "Well Minato wants me to teach you about sex so lets make a deal" said Jiraiya. "What's the deal?" said Naruto suspiciously. "Who ever can get the cute girl on the other side of the wall to bang them first wins." "OK" said Naruto "What do I get if I win?" " I will teach you how to walk on water" said Jiraiya "how that for a intense jutsu?" "Alright!" said Naruto jumping up and down. Suddenly he stopped. "Hey Jiraiya?" asked Naruto. "Yea?" said Jiraiya "what now?" "Whats banging?"
(fast forward a few minutes to where Jiraiya is making his attempt to hit up what ever is behind the bamboo wall)
Jiraiya got out of the bath and wrapped a towel around his waist. "Hey kid watch this" he said and disappeared out of the door. Naruto's face was one of shock and horror. 'Is he actually serious about having sex thing? I didn't know that's what he meant!' Naruto was frozen until he heard a loud bang on the other side of the wall.
His curiosity got the better of him and he went up the hole Jiraiya had cut in the wall. He looked through the hole and saw Ino Yamanaka sitting in the bath on the other side. The wall constricted his view of Ino so he could only see her face and shoulders.
'She looks beautiful' he thought. Her long blond hair was streaming down her back and the mist from the bath wafted around her body. 'Like a goddess'. Naruto's mouth unintentionally fell open and he began to fantasies.
While Naruto was in a daze, Ino's actual face was arranged in an expression of horror. She was staring at Jiraiya who had just banged through the door and was standing in front of her with a wide grin on his face. "Hey baby" he said smiling. Ino stared at him blankly still in a state of shock.
Jiraiya misread her shock. "So impressed that your stuck dumb huh?" he said grinning even more. "Well sweetie I'm going to rock you world." Jiraiya began to walk toward Ino discarding his towel as he slipped into the bath. At the sight of Jiraya's last bit of clothing coming off Ino was knocked out of her daze. "" she screamed.
Ino's scream startled Naruto out of his day dream. "Whats going on" he said looking around confused. Then he saw Jiraiya advancing on Ino who was backed up against the bamboo wall cowering in terror. 'BAKA Ero-Sennin ' thought Naruto 'Raping people is how you get laid?' and he ran out of the men bath.
(fast forward around 30 seconds)
Jiraiya was almost on top of Ino when the door to the women's bath again banged open. A smoking hot girl was standing there with a towel wrapped around her body. "Stop right there!" she said. Jiraiya looked up and his eyes almost popped out of his head. A blond chick was standing in the doorway arms crossed across her voluptuous chest. She had two long pigtails and three lines on each cheek resembling fox whiskers. She looked eerily familiar.
"Ero-Sennin get out!" she commanded looking venomous. "Your so cute!" said Jiraiya staring at her chest. The girl took a step back taken a back. "I think I'll bang you instead" said Jiraiya walking away from Ino and starting toward the girl. She turned deathly pale and turned on her heels and ran. Jiraiya leaped after her leaving Ino in the tub alone.
Jiraiya followed the girl down the hallway and around a corner. There he lost sight of her. He turned down another hallway and ran into Minato. Minato was about to wave a hello at Jiraiya when suddenly he grabbed him and pulled him into a room. "Where the F*ck are your cloths?" Minato screamed at Jiraiya. Jiraiya looked down at him-self. He had left the towel in the women's bath.
(Fast forward a minute or two)
Ino was trembling in the bath crying about almost being rapped by an old man. The door opened again and she ducked under the water hoping to hide from the old man. To her horror he stepped into the bath and began walking toward her. 'What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?' she panicked. 'I'm not going to let him have me that easily' she decided. Ino burst out of the water punching at her perpetrator in the face. A stream of blond hair and soft flesh fell into the water with a splash. Ino looked down at her feet and saw the girl who had just saved her.
"OH NO!" shouted Ino and grabbed the girl "I'm so sorry." The girl lay there unconscious. Then suddenly there was a puff of smoke and Naruto lay there completely naked in the middle of the bath.
(Writers Note: Oh snap don't you hate me for my cliff hangers now?)
To be continued….